Ehya... I feel more sorry for them.

arcnomec:
The FA has released new rules just to save Chelsea from relegation.
See Rules Below:
1. Chelsea will be allowed to use 13 players during home games and 15 during away games.
2. If they (Chelsea) win 2 consecutive corner kicks they will be awarded a penalty.
3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal
4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.
5. They will be allowed to make 10 Substitutions.
6. They will be awarded 5 points for every match won, 3 points draw and 1 point if they lose.
7. They will be allowed to use 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.
8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will resulted to a penalty
9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.

raumdeuter:
hesben, mourinholic chlseafan1

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3033947_img20151103213114_jpeg94d45fa7d91cacb4fba08323e924f9c7

I can't see any Bayern player
You forget Ribery was compared to them years ago...what happened? Don't even mention injury cause he was shit before then

Mourinholic:

I can't see any Bayern player

They cant place all the players. Assuming there are no Bayern players there, they would at least be better than Hazard that died on the way

raumdeuter:


They cant place all the players. Assuming there are no Bayern players there, they would at least be better than Hazard that died on the way

You say 'died'
I say 'Resting'

raumdeuter:


They cant place all the players. Assuming there are no Bayern players there, they would at least be better than Hazard that died on the way

Resting in Peace.

Mourinholic:

You say 'died'
I say 'Resting'

You know when person die dem go say "Rest in Peace"
You no see him skull? abi how person wey dey rest go remain only skeleton

raumdeuter:


You know when person die dem go say "Rest in Peace"
You no see him skull? abi how person wey dey rest go remain only skeleton

I believe in Miracles
On a serious note,He was never going to reach that level.....I just wish he can have a career like Iniesta,that's all

Mourinholic:

I believe in Miracles
On a serious note,He was never going to reach that level.....I juat wish he can have a career like Iniesta

Career like Iniesta you mean win 4 CL titles, win Euro win world cup, Assist and goals in key games?

How that one wan take happen for Hidden Ikedia? with his Quaresma kain dribbles without any end result

Funny but true.

raumdeuter:


Career like Iniesta you mean win 4 CL titles, win Euro win world cup, Assist and goals in key games?

How that one wan take happen for Hidden Ikedia? with his Quaresma kain dribbles without any end result

raumdeuter:


Career like Iniesta you mean win 4 CL titles, win Euro win world cup, Assist and goals in key games?

How that one wan take happen for Hidden Ikedia? with his Quaresma kain dribbles without any end result

Iniesta at 24 was?? give the buy a break,stop talking like you won't give up your moniker to have him as a Bayern player


We are all hoping

Season never start one of those la Liga fan boys dey disturb our eye with how Sevilla go show city pepper over 2 legs ..

Smh

Mourinholic:

Iniesta at 24 was?? give the buy a break,stop talking like you won't give up your moniker to have him as a Bayern player
We are all hoping

Iniesta at 24 was a CL winner league winner, Euro cup winner

I have always told you guys hazard has talent but he needs to be re-educated and stop those childish monkey-post dribble. I believe Bayern can get something out of him if he is willing to learn

José Mourinho Banned, Sued, And Is Reportedly About To Be Sacked

So Chelsea fans, do you want the bad news, the awful news, or the terrible news first?

On Saturday, Mourinho’s Chelsea lost at Stamford Bridge to the maybe-sorta resurgent Liverpool, 3-1. It was Chelsea’s third loss in six games at home this season; in their previous 99 games at Stamford Bridge under Mourinho, they only lost once. The loss leaves them adrift in 15th place, 10 points off even a Champions League place.

This morning, a report emerged that Mourinho will be fired after this weekend’s game against Stoke. Sacking rumors have swirled around Mourinho for at least a month, but this is the first time they’ve been attached to a credible source: Dan Levene, a freelance Chelsea reporter who is about as reliable as it gets. Here’s what Levene has to say:

I hear he could have gone on Sunday – but, like previous sackings, Chelsea are choosing their moment. They want an opportunity that minimises the damage caused to the club. That means balancing the risk that a Mourinho side increasingly riven with divisions continues to lose games, with a moment to give his replacement the longest possible run-up at a debut match.

Sense says, discounting a complete disaster against Dynamo Kiev on Wednesday, that the axe will fall after Stoke on Saturday evening.
If Mourinho is indeed fired after Stoke, he might not even be there to witness it. Today the Football Association handed Mourinho a one-game ban and £40,000 ($61,694) fine, after he was red carded for saying something to referee Jon Moss during halftime of a loss against West Ham two weekends ago. While Chelsea have a midweek match against Dynami Kiev, it is part of the Champions League competition, so his ban won’t be served until Stoke. Mourinho could still appeal the ban, and thus be on the bench for his reported beheading.

Finally, remember Mourinho demoting team doctor Eva Carneiro and giving a BS reason for it? After failing to agree upon a severance package with Chelsea, Carneiro brought a “constructive dismissal” claim against them to the employment tribunal. As part of that claim Carneiro is suing Mourinho, likely for sex discrimination. The FA previously cleared Mourinho of using discriminatory language towards Carneiro—lip readers have him yelling “son of a bitch” and other things at her—but haphazardly did not interview her during their “investigation.”

José Mourinho Demotes Team Doctor After Blowing Up Her Spot On Pitch, Eva Carneiro, the long-serving Chelsea first team doctor, has been a staple of the team’s matches…

And just for good measure, yesterday BBC radio presenter Garry Richardson reported that one Chelsea first-team player told him, “I’d rather lose than win for [Mourinho],” and according to The Secret Footballer, Cesc Fàbregas is leading a “mini-revolt” against Mourinho.

http://screamer.deadspin.com/jose-mourinho-banned-sued-and-his-job-is-reportedly-i-1740177050

The report making the rounds has it that Chelsea has rejected Monaco's £35m bid for Mourinho.

It's understood that Roman Abramovich would be willing to part with Jose if only the french outfit can triple the quoted figure.

I tell you, this is class. How a man having a bad patch would be sought earnestly in the transfer market is boggling to the mind.

Say what you have to say about the man Mourinho, he's still the best in the business.

Griffon:
The report making the rounds has it that Chelsea has rejected Monaco's £35m bid for Mourinho.

It's understood that Roman Abramovich would be willing to part with Jose if only the french outfit can triple the quoted figure.

I tell you, this is class. How a man having a bad patch would be sought earnestly in the transfer market is boggling to the mind.

Say what you have to say about the man Mourinho, he's still the best in the business.

IF this is true, then the rumours that there is currently a player revolt underway may be even more concrete than even I imagined.

One would assume that Jose would have been despatched quickly for that money if the board truly believed that our bad form was for footballing reasons...

Hmmmnnn



Pellegrini:
27 years, 9 trophies


Wenger:
26 years, 17 trophies.


Van Gaal:
23 years, 19 trophies.



Mourinho:
15 years, 23 trophies.

Chestar5:
Hmmmnnn



Pellegrini:
27 years, 9 trophies


Wenger:
26 years, 17 trophies.


Van Gaal:
23 years, 19 trophies.



Mourinho:
15 years, 23 trophies.

lol....
use am win league na..
Guardiola?

Odunharry:
lol.... use am win league na.. Guardiola?

is guardiola in bpl

Suddenly everyone has something to say about Mourinho....If your Manager hasn't won as much as he as,shut up!!
That actually means everyone will shut up

Chestar5:
Hmmmnnn



Pellegrini:
27 years, 9 trophies


Wenger:
26 years, 17 trophies.


Van Gaal:
23 years, 19 trophies.



Mourinho:
15 years, 23 trophies.

Hmmmnn!
2015/2016 EPL table so far....

1st - Pellegrini
2nd - Wenger
4th - LVG

























































15th - Mourinho looking up the table like......

Odunharry:

lol....
use am win league na..
Guardiola?

Leave them make them use that one dey console themselves for relegation zone.

AdeLaNa1:
Hmmmnn! 2015/2016 EPL table so far....
1st - Pellegrini 2nd - Wenger 4th - LVG
























































15th - Mourinho looking up the table like......

Like me looking up to heaven.

there must be party here tonight. Like if you wanna attend the party for FREE IV

Nihilist:


IF this is true, then the rumours that there is currently a player revolt underway may be even more concrete than even I imagined.

One would assume that Jose would have been despatched quickly for that money if the board truly believed that our bad form was for footballing reasons...

I would have thought concerning this point, the reverse logic will be the case. Footballing issues could well be solved buy allowing Jose to buy a few players in January therefore making it worth keeping Jose and that a player revolt will be harder to solve.

ollah1:
there must be party here tonight. Like if you wanna attend the party for FREE IV

abeg their poor performance is allowed only in EPL not in Europe at this stage. Might affect EPL negatively.

still believe this Chelsea team will suprise people especially the media this season..

Ibime:
2012 UCL Penalties from the Bayern end. Raumdeuter will love this video



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMl1QBNhsMY

LMAO @ how the Bayern end turned to a graveyard when Drogba scored the last PK.

PietroRico:
Season never start one of those la Liga fan boys dey disturb our eye with how Sevilla go show city pepper over 2 legs ..

Smh

Debroslink and homesteady comes to mind

AdeLaNa1:
No thanks to Rooney. That oloshi dat calls himsef our captain.


Anyways Chelsea to win tomorrow. EPL teams need to turn up

We ain't winning, start your partying

Chelseafan1:

Debroslink and homesteady comes to mind

The former is a pure idiot with every gene of classic stupidity......... The guy dey always fall my hand....... Imagine saying no EPL team can beat LA liga top 5......And Hazard =Munir
The guy has Trisomy of every chromosome

Chestar5:

is guardiola in bpl

is he not a coach?