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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:14am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
Conventional replies you get from some monikers here in this thread. cheesy

Number one on the list is Ebayray. Whenever you ask her about how her day went she will always reply you with these words "Ama Breezy lol
Example:
ME : Ebayray what's up Na? How was your day
(Ebayray will reply like)
EBAYRAY : awwwww AMA BREEZY . lol
For goodness sake who does that Lol. cheesy

Number two on my list is aunty Babice..she's known with this response "I'm Icy"
Example
ME : babcy babice how was your day Na?
(She'll be like)
BABICE : icy
And I'm always like; wtf Icy ko, ice fish ni. Lol cheesy

The last but not the least is our very own Braniac, Ray360 . his popularly known with this reply, "I fare well" ..
Example:
ME : wordsmith Ray, how you doing sir?. cheesy
(And Ray be like)
RAY360 : oh supernova, you make me shy... I fare well.

Like seriously I even make you shy LoL... Damn! angry cheesy
lol.. grin hilarious.. wetin I go talk na? i fare well or I'm in fine fettle. how are you doing bro?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:27am On Nov 07, 2015
THIS UNIBEN BREEZE...

This Uniben breeze, whistling across the roofs
with mellifluous melody of sportive birds
an orchestra for the ears to drink..
Beneath those Bowers of trees of parabola branches..
standing at Goliath penchant height!
With soft wee whistles from the draperies..
In delight like happy beagles of feathery skin..
Good morning friends! you that survived the manacles of witchy night..




lol.. i write from Uniben, hall 3, beneath a tree. indeed, the soft breeze and avalanche of trees inspired my muse.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 9:48am On Nov 07, 2015
asvpChuu:
haha ..................... I reject Your proposal
I have a comment that had almost 950 likes supernover

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:49am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

lol.. grin hilarious.. wetin I go talk na? i fare well or I'm in fine fettle. how are you doing bro?
Haha. Lol... I'm doing just fine.... How was your night sir?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:11am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:
THIS UNIBEN BREEZE...

This Uniben breeze, whistling across the roofs
with mellifluous melody of sportive birds
an orchestra for the ears to drink..
Beneath those Bowers of trees of parabola branches..
standing at Goliath penchant height!
With soft wee whistles from the draperies..
In delight like happy beagles of feathery skin..
Good morning friends! you that survived the manacles of witchy night..




lol.. i write from Uniben, hall 3, beneath a tree. indeed, the soft breeze and avalanche of trees inspired my muse.
Awesome. cheesy
I'm waiting for the day you'll run out of wards (words) like a psycho patient fleeing from the doctors cool

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:13am On Nov 07, 2015
yungEX:
I have a comment that had almost 950 likes supernover
Lol. Present your evidence.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:17am On Nov 07, 2015
Good morning petaled lass Ebayray cool
(In Ray's voice)
Can I sink my nostrils in the honey fragrance of your flowery petals? cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 10:27am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Lol. Go there and see for yourself. cool)
abehqi, I was d LAST person who
lef† d audi†orium ys†dy eveninq
& der was nuffin lyk dah†.!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 10:29am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:
THIS UNIBEN BREEZE...

This Uniben breeze, whistling across the roofs
with mellifluous melody of sportive birds
an orchestra for the ears to drink..
Beneath those Bowers of trees of parabola branches..
standing at Goliath penchant height!
With soft wee whistles from the draperies..
In delight like happy beagles of feathery skin..
Good morning friends! you that survived the manacles of witchy night..




lol.. i write from Uniben, hall 3, beneath a tree. indeed, the soft breeze and avalanche of trees inspired my muse.

yhu ray360 in hall3.?
Hmmm...cool.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 10:32am On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



I dunno o.. Bt even at dat, peepz will still clear January, a day to matric sef.. wink.



Good morning to you smiley
alryt,tanx,gud mawnin 2 u 2,aw woz ya nyt?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 10:34am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
Lol. Go there and see for yourself. cool
Nice. You're welcome cool
Lol. cheesy
Hahaha .you're Right though cool
hmm,gud mawnin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 10:39am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Haha. Lol... I'm doing just fine.... How was your night sir?
I am in fine fettle. boss. what's the plan for today?.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 10:43am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Lol. Present your evidence.
https://www.nairaland.com/2265957/seven-things-more-pleasurable-than
Second comment and I wasnt even fTC
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 10:44am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Awesome. cheesy
I'm waiting for the day you'll run out of wards (words) like a psycho patient fleeing from the doctors cool
hahaha! thank you mentor. I will run out of words the day i run out of inspiration. inspiration is the bulwark that pillars all arts of poesy.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 10:46am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
Good morning petaled lass Ebayray cool
(In Ray's voice)
Can I sink my nostrils in the honey fragrance of your flowery petals? cheesy
[color=purple]hahahahah.. beautiful ! don't stop![color]
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:46am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
Good morning petaled lass Ebayray cool
(In Ray's voice)
Can I sink my nostrils in the honey fragrance of your flowery petals? cheesy


Hahaha haha... grin..
Good morning petaled lad tongue.


Awwwwww, sure u canwink smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 10:46am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
Good morning petaled lass Ebayray cool
(In Ray's voice)
Can I sink my nostrils in the honey fragrance of your flowery petals? cheesy
hahahahah.. beautiful ! don't stop!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 10:48am On Nov 07, 2015
dharay99:

abehqi, I was d LAST person who
lef† d audi†orium ys†dy eveninq
& der was nuffin lyk dah†.!
True. people exaggerate sometimes to underscore how tedious it can be during clearance. nobody sleeps in the auditorium. people just make it up. some people come as early as 4 a.m though.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 10:50am On Nov 07, 2015
dharay99:


yhu ray360 in hall3.?
Hmmm...cool.
lol.. I dey lie abi? how far? long time..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:53am On Nov 07, 2015
Babice:
alryt,tanx,gud mawnin 2 u 2,aw woz ya nyt?


My night was fun o.

Hws ur day going
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 10:58am On Nov 07, 2015
lol.. someone saw me this morning and was like..."Are you Ray360 on nairaland? the grammarian. " i was gobsmacked for few seconds! I was like.."wow!!!! do you know me? he replied in the affirmative and said he follows this Uniben thread but doesn't comment.

Kenneth! quite me now. lol!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:02am On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



My night was fun o.

Hws ur day going
hello! what's for breakfast? i want mine... grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:06am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

hello! what's for breakfast? i want mine... grin


Bread and bean balls(akara) , want some? wink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 11:11am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

lol.. I dey lie abi? how far? long time..
nope, no† dah† u lyinq †ho...buh nvmlipsrsealed
I'm ohk, I'm jez prayinq for
a Good Monday so i can leave ds crappy place.

hwfa yhu...yhu finally
done clearing....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:12am On Nov 07, 2015
YungEX, dat was hilarious
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:15am On Nov 07, 2015
yungEX:

https://www.nairaland.com/2265957/seven-things-more-pleasurable-than
Second comment and I wasnt even fTC
Hahaha... Lol.... Nice one..... But Apart from the comic relief the post passed no invaluable message angry

Lol. Just kidding. cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:18am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

hahahahah.. beautiful ! don't stop!
Lol cheesy
Ebayray:



Hahaha haha... grin..
Good morning petaled lad tongue.


Awwwwww, sure u canwink smiley
tongue
Ray360:

hahaha! thank you mentor. I will run out of words the day i run out of inspiration. inspiration is the bulwark that pillars all arts of poesy.
Hehehe. And I don't see that day coming anytime soon. cool
Ray360:

I am in fine fettle. boss. what's the plan for today?.
Got laundry to do cool
Babice:
hmm,gud mawnin
Good morning Babice. smiley how was your night?
dharay99:

abehqi, I was d LAST person who
lef† d audi†orium ys†dy eveninq
& der was nuffin lyk dah†.!
Lol.. I'm not talking about the last to leave but the first to arrive cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:21am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:
lol.. someone saw me this morning and was like..."Are you Ray360 on nairaland? the grammarian. " i was gobsmacked for few seconds! I was like.."wow!!!! do you know me? he replied in the affirmative and said he follows this Uniben thread but doesn't comment.

Kenneth! quite me now. lol!
Hehehehehe cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 11:22am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

True. people exaggerate sometimes to underscore how tedious it can be during clearance. nobody sleeps in the auditorium. people just make it up. some people come as early as 4 a.m though.
When people say "some people sleep at the auditorium",you shouldn't take it in its literal form but rather as a metaphor that hammers on the fact that some people,wizards as we call them,can be seen at the gate waiting for the auditorium to be open as early as 3am..

E get some kain figure of speech wey only some people wey clearance kpalava don frustrate(like myself) fit understand at first glance. If clearance na prison,I suppose be Capone base on how I take suffer both physically and psychologically before I fit see my clearance officer. I wan write best seller sef on my clearance experience so far and mind you,I aint even through with the clearance process.

Uniben clearance officers,esp that of engineering,I throwaway nyash give una. E no easy to frustrate lives like una do some of us. It takes a level careful planning,will power and Adolf hitlerness to achieve such.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 11:23am On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:
YungEX, dat was hilarious
When the likes started coming in I was like shocked what the hell!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 11:25am On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Hahaha... Lol.... Nice one..... But Apart from the comic relief the post passed no invaluable message angry

Lol. Just kidding. cheesy
I didn't even expect that post to hit FP.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:27am On Nov 07, 2015
yungEX:
When the likes started coming in I was like shocked what the hell!

Lolz, bt it was da truth...

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