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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:30am On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Bread and bean balls(akara) , want some? wink
uhmm.. with a very creamy cup of tea please. bring it on dear.. the mouth waters already..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:31am On Nov 07, 2015
dharay99:

nope, no† dah† u lyinq †ho...buh nvmlipsrsealed
I'm ohk, I'm jez prayinq for
a Good Monday so i can leave ds crappy place.

hwfa yhu...yhu finally
done clearing....
okay.. I am not thorough. how crappy is the place you are? where exactly? lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:37am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

uhmm.. with a very creamy cup of tea please. bring it on dear.. the mouth waters already..


Lolz, Alright... Uhmm, deres no tea bt creamy coffee latte.. Hope ull enjoy it, it tastes sooo good. wink

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 11:38am On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

okay.. I am not thorough. how crappy is the place you are? where exactly? lol
u n0† †rue,?
Can† dey shif† resump†on da†e.....
Aniway, all is well mahn.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 11:43am On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

When people say "some people sleep at the auditorium",you shouldn't take it in its literal form but rather as a metaphor that hammers on the fact that some people,wizards as we call them,can be seen at the gate waiting for the auditorium to be open as early as 3am..

E get some kain figure of speech wey only some people wey clearance kpalava don frustrate(like myself) fit understand at first glance. If clearance na prison,I suppose be Capone base on how I take suffer both physically and psychologically before I fit see my clearance officer. I wan write best seller sef on my clearance experience so far and mind you,I aint even through with the clearance process.

Uniben clearance officers,esp that of engineering,I throwaway nyash give una. E no easy to frustrate lives like una do some of us. It takes a level careful planning,will power and Adolf hitlerness to achieve such.
hahahah.. thank you. I perfectly understand the literal and grammatical light of that post. The invitation letter is as useless as a piece of paper good enough to clean the bowels after defecation. At first, one would beam with hopes of being cleared instantly when one sees the date and day of invitation. only to get to the venue and be subjected to endless wait that drains one's energy and aches the head in chronic tolling decibels.
I arrived this week and only waited in vain yesterday. classes start on Monday as clearance continues! Those who haven't cleared will have to make-do with attending classes and going for clearance. well, I will be cleared on Monday without any hitch. What's keeping you uncleared? haven't you appeared before the officers ever since then?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by JayBray: 12:00pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Bread and bean balls(akara) , want some? wink
hehehe...lolgrin bean cake is more lyk it tongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by JayBray: 12:03pm On Nov 07, 2015
Bro....have they finally cleared u?
Ksslib:

When people say "some people sleep at the auditorium",you shouldn't take it in its literal form but rather as a metaphor that hammers on the fact that some people,wizards as we call them,can be seen at the gate waiting for the auditorium to be open as early as 3am..

E get some kain figure of speech wey only some people wey clearance kpalava don
frustrate(like myself) fit understand at first glance. If clearance na prison,I suppose be Capone base on how I take suffer both physically and psychologically before I fit see my clearance officer. I wan write best seller sef on my clearance experience so far and mind you,I aint even through with the clearance process.

Uniben clearance officers,esp that of engineering,I throwaway nyash give una. E no easy to frustrate lives like una do some of us. It takes a level careful planning,will power and Adolf hitlerness to achieve such.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:04pm On Nov 07, 2015
dharay99:

abehqi, I was d LAST person who
lef† d audi†orium ys†dy eveninq
& der was nuffin lyk dah†.!
Go ask those in faculty of life sciences.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:05pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Lolz, Alright... Uhmm, deres no tea bt creamy coffee latte.. Hope ull enjoy it, it tastes sooo good. wink
The coffee looks scary shocked
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:06pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

hahahah.. thank you. I perfectly understand the literal and grammatical light of that post. The invitation letter is as useless as a piece of paper good enough to clean the bowels after defecation. At first, one would beam with hopes of being cleared instantly when one sees the date and day of invitation. only to get to the venue and be subjected to endless wait that drains one's energy and aches the head in chronic tolling decibels.
I arrived this week and only waited in vain yesterday. classes start on Monday as clearance continues! Those who haven't cleared will have to make-do with attending classes and going for clearance. well, I will be cleared on Monday without any hitch. What's keeping you uncleared? haven't you appeared before the officers ever since then?
Thats why when I see people go like "help..help.. iam in lagos and I just found out that my clearance day is today...what should I do? Will they clear me if I go tomorrow?"..

I just laugh deep down and iam like the question they should be asking is "how many people have cleared on the same day as stated on their clearance invitation slip"?

I finally,against all odds appeared before my clearance officer on Thursday,filled correction form and submitted the next day which was the friday before yesterday. One week and counting,iam yet to see changes on my kofa page,neither have i seen any instruction to follow.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:09pm On Nov 07, 2015
JayBray:
Bro....have they finally cleared u?
No.. they haven't.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:10pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

Thats why when I see people go like "help..help.. iam in lagos and I just found out that my clearance day is today...what should I do? Will they clear me if I go tomorrow?"..

I just laugh deep down and iam like the question they should be asking is "how many people have cleared on the same day as stated on their clearance invitation slip"?

I finally,against all odds appeared before my clearance officer on Thursday,filled correction form and submitted the next day which was the friday before yesterday. One week and counting,iam yet to see changes on my kofa page,neither have i seen any instruction to follow.
Your papers are in the senate....
You'll hear from the UAB chairman soon smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:16pm On Nov 07, 2015
JayBray:
hehehe...lolgrin bean cake is more lyk it tongue


Hahahaha... Anyone jor cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 12:16pm On Nov 07, 2015
Princecalm:



what made it so? ....
Many tinx o0
U cleared yet?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:17pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
The coffee looks scary shocked

Lmao... Dats d design of the coffee
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 12:17pm On Nov 07, 2015
Pukka36 jux troway me
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:21pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Lmao... Dats d design of the coffee
Lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:22pm On Nov 07, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Pukka36 jux troway me
Not just you but everyone oh. She's not even updating us on her clearance cry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:26pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Your papers are in the senate....
You'll hear from the UAB chairman soon smiley
I know all these ones but my own be say "how soon will I hear from them"? Cos me no like all these last minute rush now that lectures MIGHT start on Monday or anytime soon.

If I don't hear from them any-moment from now or latest,Monday,iam going to the auditorium to create a scene everyone present at the time wont be in a hurry to forget.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 12:29pm On Nov 07, 2015
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Mickey7(m): 12:44pm On Nov 07, 2015
Hello! Is there a deadline for acceptance fee payment?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 12:58pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:



Lolz, Alright... Uhmm, deres no tea bt creamy coffee latte.. Hope ull enjoy it, it tastes sooo good. wink
uhmm.. so tasty!! I savoured every sip. uhm.. you will make a good wife, with your courteousness and womanly virtues. can I pay the marital rites? smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:00pm On Nov 07, 2015
dharay99:

u n0† †rue,?
Can† dey shif† resump†on da†e.....
Aniway, all is well mahn.
lol.. the calendar will have to be reprinted. why do you want a shift?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 1:01pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

uhmm.. so tasty!! I savoured every sip. uhm.. you will make a good wife, with your courteousness and womanly virtues. can I pay the marital rites? smiley



Hahahaha... Thanks.


Awwwwww, dats so sweet bt am already betrothed.. grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 1:04pm On Nov 07, 2015
SwagkingDope:

Many tinx o0

U cleared yet?


yes and you?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:06pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

Thats why when I see people go like "help..help.. iam in lagos and I just found out that my clearance day is today...what should I do? Will they clear me if I go tomorrow?"..

I just laugh deep down and iam like the question they should be asking is "how many people have cleared on the same day as stated on their clearance invitation slip"?

I finally,against all odds appeared before my clearance officer on Thursday,filled correction form and submitted the next day which was the friday before yesterday. One week and counting,iam yet to see changes on my kofa page,neither have i seen any instruction to follow.
I will advise you keep pestering them by regularly visiting auditorium. If you keep checking and hoping, they might not do anything. what's the issue that warranted your filling of correction form? sometimes, the severity of the mistake is a pivotal determinant of when one will get cleared.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 1:08pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ksslib:

I know all these ones but my own be say "how soon will I hear from them"? Cos me no like all these last minute rush now that lectures MIGHT start on Monday or anytime soon.

If I don't hear from them any-moment from now or latest,Monday,iam going to the auditorium to create a scene everyone present at the time wont be in a hurry to forget.
Hahahaha... cheesy
Seems like you don't know uniben security men too well. cheesy .
They'll just take you away and lock you up in the guardroom. And everyone will go about their normal businesses like nothing even happened. Lol.
RobinHez' error was corrected in a week. So just chill cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 1:09pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ebayray:




Hahahaha... Thanks.


Awwwwww, dats so sweet bt am already betrothed.. grin
shocked
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Johnkantius97(m): 1:09pm On Nov 07, 2015
has anyone seen the timetable for Engineering yet?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 1:12pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:

Your papers are in the senate....
You'll hear from the UAB chairman soon smiley
Senate?so soon? are you sure? Senate don't come into play anyhow. only when the issue is very critical. And it takes ample time for them to finalise issues and give verdicts as evidenced in the yet-to-be-approved results of some students. I don't pray for anybody's issue to rest on Senate's table. no! Senate is the supreme Court of Uniben.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 1:14pm On Nov 07, 2015
SuperNover:
shocked

Lolz, y dat wink expression.. Yes natongue. I was betrothed since I was borngrin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 1:15pm On Nov 07, 2015
Ray360:

Senate?so soon? are you sure? Senate don't come into play anyhow. only when the issue is very critical. And it takes ample time for them to finalise issues and give verdicts as evidenced in the yet-to-be-approved results of some students. I don't pray for anybody's issue to rest on Senate's table. no! Senate is the supreme Court of Uniben.
Lol.. Your error cannot be corrected by the ICTU without permission from the Senate. Might be wrong though.

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