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FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD / 2015 Unilorin: Utme And Direct Entry Applicants / The medical students and aspirants thread (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 5:11pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 5:13pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
BoiGrammz:Baba last time I checked you dey Lasgidi, I dey expect sey na Sunday u go enter Illy... Na d problem with private jet owners be dat. wuna no dey stay one place. Omo ur boiz dey loyal die! omo as I dey here, I just dey imagine those your sweet cabin crew weh dey serve u champagne. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 5:14pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
nutmeg0:Lol..oya talk ur own na. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ipinlaxy(m): 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
helo fams |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
fawaazsanni:wetin do ur mouth? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 5:17pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
khassy:I don't roll on maybe bt I'll give it a shot..when? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 5:19pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Ipinlaxy:Hi my guy, any good news? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jerryspan(m): 5:19pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
MzLarem:lols.shey be me I'm dark,u,u re black ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by nutmeg0: 5:20pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Hilarious, Not a single bad
Word used.
Enjoy this dialogue with double entendre
9 pounds of gold
A husband and wife were very happy over the nine
pound baby boy that was born to them.
Mr.Brown who could not conceal his delight, called
up the editor of famous newspaper and reported that
he had become the proud owner of a nine pound
nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing seemingly
extraordinary news, sent his star reporter to
interview Mr.Brown.
When reporter came, Mr.Brown was away and his
wife was alone at home....
Reporter:- Does Mr.Brown live here?
Mrs.Brown:- Oh! yes.
Reporter:- Is he in?
Mrs.Brown:- No, he went somewhere.
Reporter:- Is it true that he owns nine pound nugget
of gold?
Mrs.Brown:- (Realising the joke) Yes! Indeed.
Reporter:- Can I see the place where he found it?
Mrs.Brown:- I'm afraid not because Mr.Brown
objects in as much as it is strictly private.
Reporter:- Is the place far?
Mrs.Brown:- No, it is quite near and convenient.
Reporter:- How many years has Mr.Brown been
digging the hole?
Mrs.Brown:- Just about two years.
Reporter:- Is the hole deep?
Mrs.Brown:- Quite so...
Reporter:- At about what time Mr.Brown starts
digging?
Mrs.Brown:- Oh, he does his digging mostly at night.
Reporter:- Does he work hard on it?
Mrs.Brown:- You bet....and how he perspires.
Reporter:- Is Mr.Brown the first to dig?
Mrs.Brown:- He thought he was....
Reporter:- How do you know there was someone
ahead of him?
Mrs.Brown:- I'm in good position to say so, because I
own the place.
Reporter:- Oh, I see, but you sold the place to
Mr.Brown?
Mrs.Brown:- No, but for present he has the legal title
to the site.
Reporter:- Has Mr.Brown any helper when he works?
Mrs.Brown:- Yes, I work under him....
Reporter:- When do you think Mr.Brown will sell the
place?
Mrs.Brown:- I don't think so because he enjoys
working on it.
Reporter:- Can I see the nine pound nugget of gold?
Mrs.Brown:- Yes, certainly.
(She showed him the nine pound baby boy
The reporter fainted From me 2 u,--ice bucket-- cool down ur 2nd list fever a lil..! #happyweekend 1 Like |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adelolaa(m): 5:22pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. too much of noises everywhere ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 5:23pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
BoiGrammz:we gallant |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 5:24pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
GideonG:i swear JJc - no be him at all na to just observe codedly |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 5:25pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
lotusflower:haha lmao really cool don't worry ur admission don sure as per u b november born i say so team scorpio |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 5:25pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Yungmilio2:Lolestical lolest I dey teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell you! |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaazsanni(m): 5:27pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
MzLarem:Better dont come and start pretending hia oo.me sef go break ur head ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by nutmeg0: 5:27pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
MzLarem: Ah! I av no idea o, dats y I'm askin u fah! Tot u av an idea ni, for years we av been racking our brains for the meaning...even soyinka himself no get am..lol |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaazsanni(m): 5:28pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
MzLarem:u dey ask me?? ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mercyda(f): 5:29pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
ItzShadow:alright den |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mercyda(f): 5:33pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
T4shot:[img][/img]lyk dat... |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 5:43pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 5:47pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
I wonder where this thread is going to ooo. 2nd list is not yet out and we are on page 1222 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 6:00pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
MzLarem:Maami loke.. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 6:17pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 6:23pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
BoiGrammz: Xup ogbeni kilo-grammz ![]() ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:28pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Yungmilio2: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:36pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Temmi001:Lolz..Mama ke? Na u oo..hw was ur day? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:40pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Jerryspan:Abeg go nd clean ur eyes..u're nt seeing well. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:44pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
fawaazsanni:Lolz..dis boy is robing me ni sha..wat nw? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 6:47pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
nutmeg0:Lol..ask patience jonathan nw..she go knw am. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by boombay(m): 6:50pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 7:01pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
MzLarem:It was okay, yours? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 7:05pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
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