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>!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:24pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Hi everybody, There once was a thread created to archive d0pe punchlines, wordplays and so on. Now, going by Newton's third law of motion which says, "for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction," there has to be a thread reacting to that one. This is why this thread has been created. We all claim to be super d0pe, but we've all, at one point or the other, been guilty of some egregious writeups. The hilarious thing about it is that, at that very moment when you come up with the write-up, you are convinced beyond every shadow of doubt that you've just executed an impeccable creativity. When people castigate you because of it, you rebuke them immediately. But sometimes, after a little while, when you look back at some of those wordplays and punchlines, you go like, " am I the one who wrote this Wack sh1t? What the..." Lol. And it isn't our own write-ups alone we once thought were incredibly d0pe, but also others. now when we take a look at them, we feel and wish we had known better not to have hyped the whole thing above the heavens. However, some lines which were written and posted had immediately been identified as being overwhelmingly wack by all. Some remain debatable. Whichever the case maybe, all I want to say in a nutshell is that; let's post every write-up we consider to be either a DUMBLINE or a WACKPLAY. Let me open the floor, shall I? |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:32pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
when i bring arms ta damn........... then bury the f.aggot in netherland/ Elymaxiimus I come smoothly and awesome/ to have my 'Team mar ya' when they put a tool in your bosom/ then ffuck you up badly without using a condom/ . . So if this 'Plantain Boy' fails to 'Bow Down' . . my shots ll ravage his buttocks as I Shoot at his 'Bum Bum'!!/ Mikuz Let's go guys 1 Like |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:35pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Cc Ibime Coogar Mikuz Emaprince Guykhena Limerick Kr0ne Ksslib Darkrebel666 elymaxiimus Fuckyouhard YoungDaNaval Teddybiyasi Lagunna Warriblood Loonat11kk Streetwize Obainojazz 007Bruce Ojoawo Thunderstorm Theprekky Glazierz Illness Elvisonjack2 Sosiqdude Deepthoughts Gottoboy Jigsawkillah Paulthor Iceskidd Wrongturn Ckushy Devilmaycry Testerfuze Sammcarter Geoxpress Heywhizzy Captainflash Willofsteel Dj5naira Krizzkutz Giyazz Kingdimes Richommie Rapacme Reyginus Jonlamar Bars Aeio Aminda Redjohn2 Sarmiie Macsika Olusharp Goshikid.... Etc |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Nobody: 6:38pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Team mar ya |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Nobody: 7:12pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: Mikuz |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by mikuz(m): 7:35pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Dark I've warned you enough, the next time I hide your post you ll cop a ban, trust me. |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Ibime(m): 7:44pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
mikuz: Why na? This thread is for wack wordplays. Team mar ya qualifies. Chillax. My female dog bite ya bollocks off/ Youll only remain a Man in this City. . . if I Call Her off/ - Me 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by mikuz(m): 7:51pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Ibime: No, I'm not talking about that - he referred to Jason21 as gayson. Imagine!! Besides this i thread is ridiculous, what are my supposed to do with it? |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:25pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
mikuz:Chill bro. It's just for fun |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by 007Bruce: 8:35pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
I'm bout to kill me a nigga, he gettin this tommy/ we only drowned him cos the beech try to copy/ right before this battle y'all dont need to see an autopsy to know this is a body/ hold on i said y'all dont need to see him on top sea to know this is a body/ - iceskidd what is this? |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by JigsawKillah(m): 8:39pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
I'm not saying those wordplays some kid already sees me as an enemy for saying the truth I don't want more enemies |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by JigsawKillah(m): 8:40pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Someone once played Shark eat the bobo - Shakiti Bobo 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by JigsawKillah(m): 8:42pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Ibime: I don't have wordies as dumb as this. quote me anywhere |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by 007Bruce: 9:03pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
JigsawKillah:you don forget your condemn/condom? |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by obainojazz(m): 9:06pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by obainojazz(m): 9:06pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
I once played......rich as$ aba(asaba) boys and bury the fake...in delta state...can't remember well |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by JigsawKillah(m): 9:08pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
007Bruce: na dope wordie! |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by itsNOToverYET: 9:27pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
one son of a dead thief once played 'her poker lips/ apocalypse'...........i dunno his name, though, but his father is dead. nigga must either be so dumb or he has an incurable h-factor 2 Likes |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Heywhizzy(m): 9:36pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
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Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Heywhizzy(m): 9:37pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
higher then more cool / haierthermocool..my humble self cope in Haggin/ Copenhagen. .elymax |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Iceskidd(m): 9:38pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
007Bruce:haha you no well |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:59pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
JigsawKillah:Just post whichever writing it is |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:54pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
Heywhizzy:Lol. Search well bro, I don't think this one is part of the bad write-ups I might have. Btw, don't just say "all of wariblood's plays, " post them. Haba, that lad has had some decent write-ups too. |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:07am On Nov 08, 2015 |
But like whöre in Yoruba .....He got into the battle.....And put up a Hollow show/ - dark rebel. Lwkmd . Wtf nigga |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:12am On Nov 08, 2015 |
It won't be 'Marvel or S.H.I.E.L.D' .....When I send Mik to the grave......Just for trying to 'Avenge her' !/ -darkrebel |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:19am On Nov 08, 2015 |
My lighter ll burn her to death, till I leave you with an Ash anty . . . like a place in Ghana!!! Mikuz |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:25am On Nov 08, 2015 |
My kill-count is numerated in Yoruba-English ....that's why I'm the King of Metaphor -- coogar |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:35am On Nov 08, 2015 |
philandering paedöphile. . .Uncle borehole/ but if he 'fill his teens' with his funky hormones/ - ibime |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:38am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Police will soon 'nail son'. . . for tryna 'peek a junior' . . . .like the Formula 1 Brazilian driver!!/ (Nelson Pique Jr) -- ibime 1 Like |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Ibime(m): 12:39am On Nov 08, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus: Hehehehe. . .feck off ninja. . . you must be pronouncing Philistines like your local pastor for Okokomaiko. . . 1 Like |
Re: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Ibime(m): 12:40am On Nov 08, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus: Pique junior. . . exquisite! |
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