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dherbee:
Wow! Boyo u r really gud

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Nice work bro...dherbee copy copy..

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biggy25:
Nice work bro...dherbee copy copy..

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Olaide59:
Nice one bro. Following

thanks dear.

“Is that true funke ?” she didn’t reply  then he continued “oh my God!! , have been such a big fool, how I wish “ then he stopped  himself before saying it , dayo tapped  him on the shoulder and said “ say it bro, say it, how you wish you never met her , am happy you now realized everything , this is not the type of woman to fall in love with she’s just  too evil!” at this point dayo was looking at tunde while talking , the next thing he saw was a hot slap on dayo’s face “taaaawwwaaayyyiii” funke was standing over him , ready to beat the hell out of dayo , she was over weighing him with her big stature ,very angry now as she kept saying “ don’t you ever talk about me like that again!!! , in your life!! , don’t you ever!!, I mean ever say those things to me again!,” dayo was so frightened, tunde as never seen him like that before , to be honest he almost burst into laughter but he held himself, she later left him and went back to where she was sitting to pick up are things ,at this point two nurses rushed in to ask what was happening, one of them looking very worried asked “ we heard noises from here what is going on ?” funke tried to make everything seem normal by saying “ it was nothing serious madam ,please don’t mind us ,we wear just having a little talk” the nurse didn’t look convinced though but she finally said “ please keep the noise down next time ,we have got a lot of patients here that needs enough rest to recover please” funke nodded  as the nurses tuned and left the room.


Immediately the nurses were out tunde asked funke “ were are you going with those bags?” she looked at him with a surprised face and said  “ where else will I be going, I thought you don’t need me here anymore, your dumb cousin can take care of you himself !” tunde forcing himself up a little from the bed then asked” but you know I didn’t say that?” , “ yes but you didn’t stop him from saying it either!, which means you support him!” she replied pointing to dayo ,dayo murmured  something from where he was, am sure she heard it but he didn’t , she dropped her bags and pounce on him the second time , this time around covering his mouth so he couldn’t shout, he felt  pity for his cousin , “see as woman they beat am like small pikin” he thought to himself.


tunde got tired of the drama later and shouted at her saying “ will you stop that nonsense funke !“ she stood up and gave him a warning sign with her right hand, feeling irritated he said ” you are just proving him right with all this nonsense you are doing, I thought you were a cool woman , matured and well  mannered  but I can see that you are just as he described you” she still looking angry she came closer to the bed and said “ go to hell!! , I thought you  were different too ,I thought you were different from all this stupid men that tries to run me over, stupid people that think they can insult me and my family, you are just one of them, if your cousin does not have manners I will teach him! , I will show him how to respect a woman!” the nurses came back this time around with security men and ordered both of them out of the room, at the end of the whole drama he was left with lots of thoughts.

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aolumaxi:
whr da fvck is boyo123?

bro i appreciate your patience but you need to realise that have got other things am doing bro, i do this at my leisure time its just an hobby.i have to work on things.that put food on my table.
like i said i appreciate ur patience and am sorry .i will update one of this days .thanks

if i no follow make i lay eggs moreeeeeeeeeee

tunde got out of the hospital a few days later but he was lonely, his boss had already called to inform him that he could take his time to recover well before returning, but he knows that there was no way he would go back to the u.s without having the urge to go back to work, he loved his job , so the only option was for him to stay back and fully recover before going back, but most importantly he was reluctant to leave funke, he was more in love with her than ever but at the same time his life is in danger.

  "What are these people showing for Gods sake!" angrily he switched off the television, brought out his cousins laptop to browse but yet he couldn't find anything interesting to do there so he shut it down too. now lying down on the chair he thought " its not as if everything is boring , funke was the reason why everything was, everything i watched , everything i read seems to remind me of her and this tends to make me miss her more " he got up from the chair ,looked for something to put on before heading out to her shop.


  tunde came outside the gate wondering if he should walk or take a bike, the memeory of how he got hit was still fresh in his head so i dreaded walking on that street, he looked around and saw a bike coming, he allowed it to get really close to him while he observe the face of the rider very well before signaling for him to stop. he stopped and got on it, less than five minutes later they got to her shop ,he paid the bike man and walked in, funke was picking something's from the shelf for a customer when he got in, and went straight to one of the other shelf's to pick some snacks, he watched as she moves back to the counter to calculate how much the money was, after the customer left he took the snacks and moved to the counter, on getting there, he could see that she wasn't surprised to see him , she looked up from the table and said " well when did you get out?" he smiled and said " or when did i get in here? " still not smiling she said " I saw you when you came in" tunde laughing now he said " wait, so you saw me and you pretended like you didn't " he could see that she was trying so hard not to smile as she said " well I see everything that goes on around here" " wow that's cool "was his reply, " so will you answer my question now or you are still wandering how I saw you?" she asked ," you self , ok I got out on Tuesday, I wanted to call you but I already know what your answer would be" she folding are hands around her chest now she said "and what is that? ‘ he smiled and said "well maybe you have not heard of the saying that, never take for granted the feelings of a good woman,am really sorry funke, I didn't mean to behave like that towards you" she smile a little , he looked her in the face and said" come on lets see it, I can see that you have been forcing back the smile for a while now ,just let it out" she smiled more revealing most of her teeth, covering it now she said" you are funny " he winked at her and said " well that's what God created me for , specially to make you smile" she laughed a lot more then when she later caught her breath she said " wait wait, am the ones that is suppose to apologize for the way I acted that day, am really sorry ,those insults from dayo really got to me " tunde forming a cool guy now he said " it's ok dear, let's just forget it, but really you be strong woman o" she smiled and said " strong indeed!, if you see me when I got home that day ehn, I cried all night " . they talked a little longer then he said , I need to go home now am starting to feel weak,the doctor said I shouldn't stress myself much " she quickely took some provisions off the shelf bagged them then ,using her hand to indicate that she seeing him off,  as they walked to the entrance of the shop what he saw shocked him.

Good job...bring it on br0

Boyo, nice story. Keep it up

michaelmo11:
Boyo, nice story. Keep it up

tanks bro

Weirdman:
Good job...bring it on br0

thanks bro

As they walked out to the entrance, Two young guys with very rugged looks were standing in front of a car outside the shop. one of them  was heavily built while the other was slim, they were both wearing red bandanas on their heads, as  they moved closer and one of them said to the other one pointing to tunde “ you know see say the guy na cat, him get nine lives?” he was shocked and didn’t know what to do ,he looked at funke and she was steering at the guys with anger fully written on her face, he held her hand but she jacked it off him and went back into the shop ,like the guys knew what was about to happen , they quickly rushed tunde ,the  slimmer guy slapped his face so hard that he fell to the ground ,the other one put some sharp blows to his waist making him scream for help  but no one could come near, they handcuffed him, Then quickly lifted him from the ground , opened the car door and pushed him inside , one of them stayed with him at the back sit while the other ran to the front sit to start the car.


As he was about to start the car they heard a very loud noise “Boooooooooom!!!” the side window of the car immediately became shattered, they all covered their heads so as to avoid being injured then the guy sitting  beside him shouted “ go!!,go!! ,go!!,go!!” as the guy started the car and moved ,they heard another gunshot but this time no glass was broken but they still bowed their heard so as to avoid being hit.  


After Driving for like 10min the guy driving said ”I tell you say she get gun, that  woman na craze woman o!!!” then the other guy still breathing hard said “ I swear!na craze woman she be,she nearly get me sha, that bullet pass my front ni o!!” tunde was still in shock from everything that happened but he was hearing what they were discussing , with fear in his voice he asked the guy sited beside him“ was it funke that shot at the car?” but to his surprise ,the guy hissed and gave him a hot slap in the face, tunde covered his face almost crying  then the guy said “ who ask you make you talk ehn?, who ask you? , look up my friend!” he looked up at him , he could see that he was almost crying then he laughed and said “ o boy see person o, I think say them talk say you be American detective? , detective na him come they cry like this?” tunde blinking seriously now he wanted to say “ I no be detective” but he didn’t finish the word detective before feeling another  hot slap on his face taaawayyyi!!!!” this time around he couldn’t help but just burst into tears , the pain was too much for him to handle. at this point the two guys busted into laugh ,then the one driving said “omo so all this things wey this oyinbo people they do for film no real, see as their detective they cry like baby, them no tell you say naija na rugged country? By the time we finish you ehn  your country people no go sabi you again!!” at that point tunde knew that his suffering in the hands of this people just began.

Nice one bro. Waiting patiently for the next update

Olaide59:
Nice one bro. Waiting patiently for the next update

lolz.tanks dear.av missed you

biggy25:
Nice work bro...dherbee copy copy..

lol

This is EL-MAGNIFICO

the way u describe the hot slaps got me all cracked up. Intriguing story, keep up the good work

boyo123:
lolz.tanks dear.av missed you

please how can i reach you

email or mobile

femzysticks:


please how can i reach you

email or mobile

you can send me a mail.its on my profile .tanks

boyo123:
you can send me a mail.its on my profile .tanks

didnt see an email address there xcept for the nairaland customized email

i understand you dont want to make your contact public
help reach me on 08136626559

daprincel:
the way u describe the hot slaps got me all cracked up. Intriguing story, keep up the good work

lolz.tanks bro

dherbee:
This is EL-MAGNIFICO

gracias

"by the time we finish you ehnn, your country people nor go sabi you again"

nocad:
"by the time we finish you ehnn, your country people nor go sabi you again"

lolz.that made u laff right?

they drove for about 10 minutes more before arriving at a house with a red gate, the guy that was driving hit the car horn and few minutes later someone opened the gate from inside, as the car drove in he observed the house from the broken car window and saw that its wasn’t a very big house, just moderate, it shouldn’t be more than a 3 bedroom apartment.


As the car came to a halt, he saw a young guy around his early 20s or barely 20 years of age closed the gate behind them, he then came to the car window and said “ o boy? ,who bust this window na?” the guy sitting beside tunde got  out of the car but pulled him along with the neck of his shirt, “na that craze woman wey I tell you” he replied him, pulling tunde out of the car with his collar then dragged him into the house .



Funke broke down in tears after watching the car speed off, she would have followed it but there was no car or bike around at that moment, everyone had ran for their life after hearing gun shots, she was about going back into her shop when she noticed that tunde’s phone had dropped on the floor while they were beating him, she picked it up and entered into her shop. Funke picked up her phone and dialed osama’s  number, osama is the leader of the rival cult group that has been protecting her, his phone rang a couple of times but he didn’t pick so she sent him a text message explaining what happened and requesting to see him,she was confused and didn’t know what to do  so she packed her things and locked up the shop for the day.


She got home later that evening crying , she regret ever getting him involved in all her messed up life, then the  thought of letting dayo know what happened to his cousin came to her mind so she checked for his number on the tunde’s phone then dialed it, “ brotherly! how things” dayo said into the phone, she didn’t know what to say at first but later she found her voice “ no its not tunde, its me funke” she said , “ funke?, what is it this time around?” she was a bit nervous to tell him but she finally said “ tunde has been kidnapped by the scorpions” dayo with his usual inpatient attitude shouted “ I knew it !, yes I knew something as happened! , when you said its you that’s calling I know you have succeeded in getting him into another trouble, and he is so dumb and stupid ,he would listen to me!” she cuts in and said “ will you please leave all this sermon and lets figure out how to get him out of this problem?” dayo hissed and said” oh now you need my help!, you need us abi? Us?, I thought I was useless and all I do say is rubbish and now you need my help” she cuts in again”dayo what is the problem with you ,cant you just act like a man for once and stop talking much , honestly this your talkative attitude is even worse than your bad temper” those words touched him, he somehow realized that he as been talking too much indeed ,so he said “ you need my help and you are still insulting me?, honestly if not because he is my cousin I wouldn’t move and inch !“ she hissed and then said “ I don’t think you have anything good to offer self” then dropped the call , some seconds later the phone rang and she picked it “ i will stop by at your place when am coming back from work” then he dropped the call. Immediately he dropped he dropped the call , a call from osama came through to her phone , she picked and he said “ mama , i saw your message “ she relaxed and said “ how we go come take do am now osama“  he gave a long "hmmmm"sound then he said “ I go show for your house this night”.

boyo123:
lolz.that made u laff right?

yes, great story.