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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 10:38pm On Nov 09, 2015
@ OP

The man has watched a lot of 50 shades of grey. Is he a rich man?
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by UncleJudax(m): 11:04pm On Nov 09, 2015
naughtynaughty:
get ur fu#king self outta dis thread
Hahaha. Cought red handed...you be naughtynaughty...but hate naughty things?

Hahaha...see his shemail o shocked
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 4:16am On Nov 10, 2015
grin
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 4:22am On Nov 10, 2015
UncleJudax:

Hahaha. Cought red handed...you be naughtynaughty...but hate naughty things?

Hahaha...see his shemail o shocked
I wunt even argue wit u. Nah! Ur signature says it all. So do me a favor nd don't quote me again
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 4:52am On Nov 10, 2015
Lmfao! Sis I love you sha! Couldnt stop laughing at what you did to him, he surely deserved it! grin
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by sparkleRed(f): 5:22am On Nov 10, 2015
Decker:


You created a thread and now you are replying the same thread with the same moniker, like you are a different person?
It seems you forget to switch to your other moniker before replying with this comment.

Ooops....trolling gone bad.

U dnt read! Read d top of d story where she said she felt like sharing this, den come back and comment
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 7:32am On Nov 10, 2015
sparkleRed:


U dnt read! Read d top of d story where she said she felt like sharing this, den come back and comment

Don't people share their own personal stories?

For instance, i could share with you, an experience I had at the supermarket.
A little girl could also share an experience she had at the zoo, with her friends.

Freeze of Cool Fm once shared the details of his abusive relationship, on twitter.

So when someone says that they want to share a story with you, it doesn't always mean it's someone else's story that they want to share with you.
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:31am On Nov 10, 2015
sparkleRed:


U dnt read! Read d top of d story where she said she felt like sharing this, den come back and comment
thank u o. @list sum1 finally undastnd me. Mayb sum1 else can't share anoda person's story, it must b shared by d owner. Pls jxt don't answer his blabbing again. Gudmrng
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by googleTALK: 8:43am On Nov 10, 2015
naughtynaughty:
Any guy that tries dis sh!t wit me all in d name of mumu marriage will smell his own anus. Gud radiance to bad rubbish! Brave woman
aarrhh I thought it was u, for once I tot u have two kids already.

it unfortunate how pornography has poisoned our society, from Cunnilingus to fellati0 from anal to rimming from c0itus intermammarius to masturbation. Na God alone fit save us.
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:52am On Nov 10, 2015
googleTALK:
aarrhh I thought it was u, for once I tot u have two kids already.

it unfortunate how pornography has poisoned our society, from Cunnilingus to fellati0 from anal to rimming from c0itus intermammarius to masturbation. Na God alone fit save us.
omg..Googletalk finally made sense. Lol. Gudmrng
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by googleTALK: 9:01am On Nov 10, 2015
naughtynaughty:
omg..Googletalk finally made sense. Lol. Gudmrng
lol morning
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by mercielizzie(f): 12:04pm On Nov 10, 2015
chocolateme:
Hmm.. Insatiable miscreant monster.. Now the fu*ker has become the fu*kee. But babe are u from Obiakpo LGA River State?
I like what you did to him. U should have used Sellotape to tie and wrap both his joystick and egg rolls together like packaged goods. Nonsense. He must be a citizen of Sodom and Gomorrah.
can't stop laughing here. *like packaged goods ke *
You are wicked o.

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by chocolateme(f): 12:10pm On Nov 10, 2015
mercielizzie:
can't stop laughing here. *like packaged goods ke *
You are wicked o.
it wasn't funny to me when I typed and posted it but now you make me laugh too. But that guy is a retard naa.
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Mzdivacious(f): 12:21pm On Nov 10, 2015
rexkexmilan:
OP, Quit deceiving your self. Even a newbie on NL will know you're Fake.


Get a Life Bro angry angry angry.
calm down...real or fake.its a nice writeup

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 3:52pm On Nov 10, 2015
Wareva
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by sparkleRed(f): 7:13pm On Nov 10, 2015
Decker:


Don't people share their own personal stories?

For instance, i could share with you, an experience I had at the supermarket.
A little girl could also share an experience she had at the zoo, with her friends.

Freeze of Cool Fm once shared the details of his abusive relationship, on twitter.

So when someone says that they want to share a story with you, it doesn't always mean it's someone else's story that they want to share with you.

Re-read it again den u will understand dats it's someone else's story she's talking about smiley

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Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 6:57am On Jan 16, 2016
sparkleRed:


Re-read it again den u will understand dats it's someone else's story she's talking about smiley
thank you oooo
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Cybertext(m): 8:55am On Jan 16, 2016
Decker:


Don't people share their own personal stories?

For instance, i could share with you, an experience I had at the supermarket.
A little girl could also share an experience she had at the zoo, with her friends.

Freeze of Cool Fm once shared the details of his abusive relationship, on twitter.

So when someone says that they want to share a story with you, it doesn't always mean it's someone else's story that they want to share with you.



Don't mind the Op.... you copied someone else blog, no quotation mark, no source..... Since when is "I just felt like sharing this" became a form of referencing The problem is plagiarism is normal in our environment....
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by jedyjedy(m): 9:30am On Jan 16, 2016
Pictures please.
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 10:36am On Jan 17, 2016
Cybertext:




Don't mind the Op.... you copied someone else blog, no quotation mark, no source..... Since when is "I just felt like sharing this" became a form of referencing The problem is plagiarism is normal in our environment....
oya nah, carry am fr head lyk gala
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 12:01pm On Feb 04, 2016
undecided
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by Nobody: 8:49pm On Mar 28, 2016
cheesy
Re: Men! So What I Watched In 50 Shades Of Grey Happens Real.. by stanvesco(m): 2:47pm On Apr 02, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! Just felt like sharing dis for u guys to see. Men!!!


The kind of men we have these days are
raised by porn movies. I know it’s not all
of them but a handful of them are.
That’s why there are different sexual
perversions everywhere in the world. My
ex-husband is a beast. You know what? I
used to fall for his cheating threats too
and go the extra mile until I found out
that he’s an Oliver Twist – he never gets
enough. I don’t always look up to s3x
with him as he drains me totally of my
energy.



While that is understandable, he
brought an*l s3x into our marriage after
two beautiful children. Same claim as
yesterday’s poster. It’s no more tight.
Why would anybody want to eat their
cake and still have it in their hands? Is
that even possible? After two children,
you still want my body to remain the
same. Really?



It got to a point he started asking for
more after he was tired of the an*l s3x.
He wanted BDSM - bondage and
discipline with sadism and masochism.
For those who don’t understand this, he
wants submission during sex like
deriving pleasure from my own pains. Of
course, I said no. And he did not argue.
Or threaten to cheat. So, I thought all
was okay until one night, I found my
hands tied to the bed with my mouth
fully stuffed and cellotaped.
My drink had been poisoned with
sleeping drugs.
His c*m was all over my face and hair.
He had done the an*l s3x in the most
bizarre way and worst still, it was against
my consent.



When we started arguing, he said he
owned me and he could do anything he
wanted with me. That statement brought
out the monster and beast in me. That
was unknown to him. He thought I was
still the cool woman.
It continued like that until I started
avoiding the evening wine and juice.
Then, he went on to poison my soft drink
and that point, I knew retaliation was the
best answer – the only language he
understood.
I looked for the drug he usually use on
me. I overdosed him. I inserted a Love Machine in
his a** too. Oh! I also stuffed his mouth
and used a sellotape. All the while, he
was not fully conscious. So, I wrote a
note telling him I owned him.



I drove for four hours that night
before calling his younger brother. And
yes, I left that thing in his a**. I’m not
sure if it fell out but I left it there.
My kids slept in the car. Immediately,
his brother told me that he has arrived
at our house. I switched my phones off.
When I got to my father’s house, two
hours later. ( I drove for more than six
hours that night.) My father was angry
and asked me to go back to my
husband’s house. I told him that the only
condition was for him to return my
corpse to my husband’s house. To cut
the long story short, we separated and
only his younger sister still talks to me.
Don’t call me a thug. He brought it out.
Don’t curse me. It was self-defence. If I
didn’t do that, I would still be married to
him. And my family wouldn’t have
supported the divorce.
Now, I’m married to a loving man that
understands me. Myself and my new
husband also has the custody of our two
beautiful daughters.
Our divorce was a tough legal battle but
I won!
Cc seun lalasticlala

did dis happen to you...or u copied and reedited an erotica.....chaiii....

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