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To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 8:36pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Penniis fit break See, some women like to violently bounce up and down a guy’s long thing as they are pumping water from an abandoned well in the sahara – well, be careful because if you land in the wrong position, you can absolutely break his joystick. While there is no actual bone in a joystick, there are two cylinders of tissue that become rigid during an Attention, and if you have sex too hard, it can break with a cracking sound. Fun fact: this is more likely to happen when a man is cheating, according to the University of Maryland Medical Center. So that’s something to add to your list of ‘safe sex’ practices – Not every time ride joystick like dragon, sometimes gentle humping. |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Omotayor123(f): 8:38pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by obiorathesubtle: 8:43pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
naughtynaughty:this is outrightly an assertion of experience So this is what you do when you're not on Nairaland? You need Jesus, mohammed, buhari, jonathan, ojukwu, hell! You need rehabilitation! I am a good guy and I'll advice you above all to do something more productive with your life. You could learn a trade or something. SMH |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 8:48pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 8:50pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:like any1 give 2fu#ks abt ur fu#ckd opinion/advice. Be changing d original writeup 2fit ur own fu#kd opinion shogbo. Iranu |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by obiorathesubtle: 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
naughtynaughty:hmmm, characteristic reply of the deranged. I understand what you're going through really, it's never easy for a lady who has alzheimer's disease, I hope you're taking your medications? 1 Like |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 9:00pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:*farts on his face* |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 9:01pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Can naughtynaughty call me for a ride? |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 9:02pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Yass baby! Take it in slow n deep. #sensual feeling |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by obiorathesubtle: 9:05pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
naughtynaughty:I'll advice you again ehn, too much bouncing on dick is bad, see how all the deposited sperm has reacted. Your fart is smelling rotten sperm rotten sperm! |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 9:07pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:noted# |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 9:08pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
commitcrime:rider ni |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 9:25pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 9:27pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
commitcrime:goan sin no more |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 9:58pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
commitcrime:nite boo |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by lovely17(m): 11:45pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Omotayor123:so you ride d!cks |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Kjking(m): 2:22pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Ah don't know about others... but last I checked mine still has bones |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 3:12pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Kjking:whr did u C bone?in ur middle man? U mean biscuit bone? |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Kjking(m): 4:11pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
naughtynaughty:no be only biscuit bone na sweet bone..... Ah mean real bone!!! strong one |
Re: To All D Joyst#ck Riders.. by Nobody: 4:20pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Kjking: 1 Like |
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