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Agreement Before Sex!!! by Skanas(m): 7:14pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Come across this piece and want to share with u and see ur opinion,AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX! Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law. AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX... I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with_______________________(hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certifies the following : 1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent. 2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s). 3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. 4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever. 5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him. 6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care. 7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk. 8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does. 9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals. 10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that, (a) I contract an STD (B-) I become pregnant (c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise. SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON________ (DAY) OF_____ (MONTH) _______ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM) ________________________________ Signature of Screwee |
Re: Agreement Before Sex!!! by Cutehector(m): 7:16pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
I swear.. She has to sign this.... |
Re: Agreement Before Sex!!! by sunkieisland(m): 7:33pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
End time things See mentality on top something wey u suppose enjoy legitimately with you wife/husband. No endanger ur life, sign that document at ur own peril, partake at the peril of ur soul i talk my own oooo |
Re: Agreement Before Sex!!! by wiZbanky(m): 10:23pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Who needs this when U̶̲̥̅̊ talking bout casual |
Re: Agreement Before Sex!!! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Hehehehe. Lwkmd. So u wan tell me say wen una two blood dey hot una go remember d form? |
Re: Agreement Before Sex!!! by Skanas(m): 11:46pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Anyss: Hehehe dat document serious ooOoo |
Re: Agreement Before Sex!!! by porozhniy(m): 12:29am On Nov 11, 2015 |
where is the space provided for witnesses? |
Re: Agreement Before Sex!!! by Skanas(m): 7:00am On Nov 11, 2015 |
porozhniy:Witnesses Lol...dat one na live bf naaa |
Re: Agreement Before Sex!!! by porozhniy(m): 12:27pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Skanas:without the signature of multiple witnesses, she could easily claim she was forced to sign. Pls also include kisses and other forms of sexual activities come into the contract...don't forget a lawyer! |
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