yesterday night at about 10:30 pm I went to get dinner I bought my self indomie and egg street name (meshy), has I was passing a quiet street some guys pulled and drag me to the back of a white van, omo con see has my heart they beat, there where two one was wearing red shirt the other was wearing a white shirt. one of them said to me "shebi you dey alora" I told him I don't know what that is and he told me to find something for them I kept on telling them am not in any alora till dey deeped their hands in my pocket reached for my wallet which contained 5k and they collected my (meshy). and started running I couldn't shout cause my mouth couldn't move the both of them ran till their slippers removed I am with their slippers now I don't know what good that will do but I have it... so you guys should not walk in a quiet street oo especially alone.. I have boasted to my friends that no theif could burst me and now am ashamed to tell them about the incident.. so you guys should be careful oo boys they para

Lalasticlala please do the needful thanks..

How many guys are some guys?..
Common power, you no get

Na Your type, go beat their sisters, gf and wife..

You go buy indomie wey abokki don take piss cook..

I hope dem no injure you too much


Lalastica FP biko.

kilode100:
How many guys are some guys?..
Common power, you no get

Na Your type, go beat their sisters, gf and wife..

You go buy indomie wey abokki don take piss cook..

I hope dem no injure you too much


Lalastica FP biko.

when a lion sees 2 elephant even d lion knows when to retreat

Alora simply means are u a buccaneer

igho003:
Alora simply means are u a buccaneer

is it a cult or sth

tunaguy:
yesterday night at about 10:30 pm I went to get dinner I bought my self indomie and egg street name (meshy), has I was passing a quiet street some guys pulled and drag me to the back of a white van, omo con see has my heart they beat, there where two one was wearing red shirt the other was wearing a white shirt. one of them said to me "shebi you dey alora" I told him I don't know what that is and he told me to find something for them I kept on telling them am not in any alora till dey deeped their hands in my pocket reached for my wallet which contained 5k and they collected my (meshy). and started running I couldn't shout cause my mouth couldn't move the both of them ran till their slippers removed I am with their slippers now I don't know what good that will do but I have it... so you guys should not walk in a quiet street oo especially alone.. I have boasted to my friends that no theif could burst me and now am ashamed to tell them about the incident.. so you guys should be careful oo boys they para

Lalasticlala please do the needful thanks..

Since you can't carry a gun unlike here in US, carry a mace or pepper stray. That's what I do whenever I visit Nigeria. You have the right to defend yourself.

Lucasbalo:
Since you can't carry a gun unlike here in US, carry a mace or pepper stray. That's what I do whenever I visit Nigeria. You have the right to defend yourself.

Pepper spray for naija criminals? You must ( joking

sorry bro

tobimillar:



Pepper spray for naija criminals? You must ( joking

What option does he have since he can't carry a gun without being called an armed robber ?. I know of a guy who repelled a roberry attack in P/H with a mace. A man has the right to defend himself.