Akpos got admitted into my village school,
Atanatene
Grammar School. The best school in my
village.
It was his first day in the school and an
inspector of Education came visiting. The CRS
teacher was in class telling us the
story of DANIEL
IN THE LION'S DEN when he sighted the
principal and the inspector heading
towards
the class. The old and forgetful CRS teacher wrote
GENESIS as the topic on the board without
thinking.
Class: Good mooooooorning sir,
we are happy to see you sir.
Inspector: Good morning class, i can see your
teacher is telling
you what happened in the book of
genesis?.
Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir!.
Inspector (pointing to Akpos): Ok,
you there, who killed Abel?. Akpos: Sir i don't
know, i have been in the
class since 8am, ask my friend Ofego, i
didn't
kill Abel sir.
Inspector (angry): I said who killed Abel?
Akpos: I am a christian, i don't kill. I don't even
know this Abel you are talking about,
is he in our class?.
Inspector (Turning to the Teacher): Ok
Teacher can you
tell the class who killed Abel?
Teacher (Knees down and open his hands wide):
My son, How can you expect me to
kill, what example will i be showing to my
students if i kill a person?.
Inspector (disappointed and turns to the
principal): Ok class the principal will help to
tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed
Abel?.
Principal: When you came to my office,
didn't you see me there?.
Inspector: Yes, i did!.
Principal: Did you see blood stains in my
hands?. Inspector: No!.
Principal: How could i have killed Abel?
Where is the proof that i
did?.
The whole class clapped for the principal.

Dedicate dis 2 all d incoming freshers in d beta by far. We ll all smile in d end

Psalmmie001:


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me ke? U wan make oga sue me? Na sveen write am

DharmyYinks:
Mzlarem
Haywhy911
Lotusflower
Lhorla

Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o

lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o

Happy birthday to you dear, wishing you long life and prosperity in good health and wealth. GGMUB!

Sveen:
Happy birthday to you dear, wishing you long life and prosperity in good health and wealth. GGMUB!

AMEN!!!! 10x luv. I really appreci8

lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o

Happy buyday hun

lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o

happy birthday girl, wishing u abundant blessings, llnp

NOBODYY:
Happy birthday hun

10x dear.

Guys
I sent the message to unilorins official facebook page (through a false facebook account too)
Look wah they just replied me with
Cc sveen Themainman
At least we can be assured that the message got to them

Hoothman:
happy birthday girl, wishing u abundant blessings, llnp

Many thanks,Uthman. Jazakallahu khayran

I heard the second list is out already, anyone received any text yet? please reply

NOBODYY:
Guys
I sent the message to unilorins official facebook page (through a false facebook account too)
Look wah they just replied me with!!!!
At least we can be assured that the message got to them

U gbaski! Thumbs up

lotusflower:
U gbaski! Thumbs up

Benibabyy:
I heard the second list is out already, anyone received any text yet? please reply

The list is not yet out.. You hear??

NOBODYY:
Guys
I sent the message to unilorins official facebook page (through a false facebook account too)
Look wah they just replied me with
Cc svee.n Th.mainman
At least we can be assured that the message got to them

Only God knows how your brain always device all this means..
Loll
You're a 21st century activist

Good morning to u all, hope u all r gud.... Missing sum fellas badly

Cc MzLarem Haywhy911 Pushtani GideonG And co

Good Morning everybody..Hope u all had a great nyt.

lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o

HBD to u,LLNP..nw that I've wished u,where is ma cake?or better still nairalander's cake?

lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o

Happy birthday babe

haytripple:
HBD to u,LLNP..nw that I've wished u,where is ma cake?or better still nairalander's cake?

Lol. 10x dear. Cake on its way

MsOdun:
Happy birthday babe

10x luv

lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o

Yayy!! happy birthday..wishing u many happy returns, long life and prosperity..hip hip hooray! where's the party at?

lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o

Happy birthday dear.... Wishing you long life n prosperity... Have a blast!

Mornin bae'z n guyz
..
Hppy Sunday 2 y'all.

Everyone z jst on dz second list release. Actually I'll luv to know d nomba of students admitted n d first batch. So, we'll b rest assured dt only few freshers re in skul already and to know our chances of bin admitted in d 2nd batch.. How do we know.??



Na-second-list-sure-pass o

fawaazsanni:
Yayy!! happy birthday..wishing u many happy returns, long life and prosperity..hip hip hooray! where's the party at?

U gat me blushing. 10x dear. Party on pluto.

itsmero:
Happy birthday dear.... Wishing you long life n prosperity... Have a blast!

Many 10x dearie. *kisses*

Fhizzie:
Mornin bae'z n guyz
..
Hppy Sunday 2 y'all.

Everyone z jst on dz second list release. Actually I'll luv to know d nomba of students admitted n d first batch. So, we'll b rest assured dt only few freshers re in skul already and to know our chances of bin admitted in d 2nd batch.. How do we know.??



Na-second-list-sure-pass o

Dear,it's actually true dat 70% of all candidates 2 b admitted av been admitted. Let's keep praying dat we make d 2nd list wif our desired courses

NOBODYY:
Guys
I sent the message to unilorins official facebook page (through a false facebook account too)
Look wah they just replied me with
Cc sveen Themainman
At least we can be assured that the message got to them

... Lets hope so coz i cn bet its some random pple operatin that facebook acct... Morning bro...

TheMainMan:
... Lets hope so coz i cn bet its some random pple operatin that facebook acct... Morning bro...

Nah
If you click on the facebook column on Unilorins website..it'll will redirect you to this page..


How was your night??

NOBODYY:

Nah
If you click on the facebook column on Unilorins website..it'll will redirect you to this page..


How was your night??

.. Ok sha.. Ma night wz grt.. Urz?..

TheMainMan:
.. Ok sha.. Ma night wz grt.. Urz?..

Good too
#Off_To_Church
Later fam ✌