By Eyo Nse,

According to my research for many years now, i had discovered that sunday morning normally starts with temptation if not properly treated.

Some ladies are too intelligent to be notice of their trickish life in them, but if you use your number six (your brain) you gonna be the winner.

Below points will tell you some of the tricks they (Women) uses to win the men’s heart for collection on Sundays.

1. PLEASE, SPLIT THIS MONEY FOR ME: This is really popular among the ladies nowadays, maturily done by our sisters, and other female relatives. They tend to bring this so you consider giving them an offering for the day, they really select who to do this to because not everyone will like to listen to them. So kind people may fall for this.

2. CAN I JOIN YOU IN YOUR CAR?: Yes, so trickish in nature i may say, so you may have time to ask them, do you have an offering for today’s service, relatives normally does this and sometimes, neighbours does it too, but rarely.

3. TODAY I WILL BE SITTING IN THE CHURCH WITH YOU: Hmmmm! Women there is God ooooo. Imagine trying to be closer to me on a Lord’s day cos of offering? This interaction may end in:
Man: Why are you late today?
Woman: Yes ooo, i had no transport that is the reason.
Man: Oh God! Dnt tell me you do not have offering too?
Woman: How did you even know?
Man: Its ok! I will give you some money. Lol! For your mind you don see Mugu?

4. PRAY FOR ME, COS I WON’T COME TODAY: With this they (women) expect a positive response from the men, like, why won’t you come? Are you sick? What is wrong with you? Etc. But in reality they need offering money for service that day. This is mainly done by neigbours and distance friends.

5. I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT GOD SAYS YOU SHOULD BLESS ME WITH AN OFFERING: Sorry to use this word, Foolish men normally faces this issue, they (Women) tends to use their head just to get what they want not forgeting that it is the Lords day(Holy day) they are in. So wise, or may i call it intelligent men may not fall for this.

ADD YOURS!

cc: OAM4J, Lalasticlala, seun

http://brainnewsng.com/ways-women-ask-for-offering-indirectly-on-a-sunday-morning/

Ha! OP! Lies on a Sunday morning.

RickRichards:
Ha! OP! Lies on a Sunday morning.

hehehehehehehe

5: The ATM didn't pay me yesterday.

haha. Very funny. That's why you need to build yourself and work hard to earn good living. That way, you will not see any need to beg anything. You can do it. It's all in your mind.

only a slowpoke falls for the last one

doublewisdom:
5: The ATM didn't pay me yesterday.

Kai

Hmmmmmmm

Blured:
haha. Very funny. That's why you need to build yourself and work hard to earn good living. That way, you will not see any need to beg anything. You can do it. It's all in your mind.

Anyway, I'm a writer who writes to motivate people on www.lessonoftoday.com

Good one

Bless you

donholy28:
Some People find it hard to give to the lord...How can someone dress up,look nice and go to church yet u have nothing to give to God

Ok ooooo


For your mind! You had spoken?

BrainnewsNg:


Good one

Bless you

thanks

Blured:
thanks

Thanks too