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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by sammyomotola: 2:46am On Nov 15, 2015
Akpos got admitted into my village school,
Atanatene
Grammar School. The best school in my
village.
It was his first day in the school and an
inspector of Education came visiting. The CRS
teacher was in class telling us the
story of DANIEL
IN THE LION'S DEN when he sighted the
principal and the inspector heading
towards
the class. The old and forgetful CRS teacher wrote
GENESIS as the topic on the board without
thinking.
Class: Good mooooooorning sir,
we are happy to see you sir.
Inspector: Good morning class, i can see your
teacher is telling
you what happened in the book of
genesis?.
Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir!.
Inspector (pointing to Akpos): Ok,
you there, who killed Abel?. Akpos: Sir i don't
know, i have been in the
class since 8am, ask my friend Ofego, i
didn't
kill Abel sir.
Inspector (angry): I said who killed Abel?
Akpos: I am a christian, i don't kill. I don't even
know this Abel you are talking about,
is he in our class?.
Inspector (Turning to the Teacher): Ok
Teacher can you
tell the class who killed Abel?
Teacher (Knees down and open his hands wide):
My son, How can you expect me to
kill, what example will i be showing to my
students if i kill a person?.
Inspector (disappointed and turns to the
principal): Ok class the principal will help to
tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed
Abel?.
Principal: When you came to my office,
didn't you see me there?.
Inspector: Yes, i did!.
Principal: Did you see blood stains in my
hands?. Inspector: No!.
Principal: How could i have killed Abel?
Where is the proof that i
did?.
The whole class clapped for the principal.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by sammyomotola: 2:48am On Nov 15, 2015
Dedicate dis 2 all d incoming freshers in d beta by far. We ll all smile in d end
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 5:00am On Nov 15, 2015
Psalmmie001:


Na U̶̲̥̅̊ write am?? Oboy,, U̶̲̥̅̊ try oh.. grin
grin grin me ke? U wan make oga sue me? grin Na sveen write am
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:21am On Nov 15, 2015
DharmyYinks:
Mzlarem
Haywhy911 angry
Lotusflower undecided
Lhorla lipsrsealed
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Sveen: 6:23am On Nov 15, 2015
lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o
Happy birthday to you dear, wishing you long life and prosperity in good health and wealth. GGMUB!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:30am On Nov 15, 2015
Sveen:
Happy birthday to you dear, wishing you long life and prosperity in good health and wealth. GGMUB!
AMEN!!!! 10x luv. I really appreci8
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 6:30am On Nov 15, 2015
lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o
Happy buyday hun cool cool
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Hoothman(m): 6:32am On Nov 15, 2015
lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o
happy birthday girl, wishing u abundant blessings, llnp
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:33am On Nov 15, 2015
NOBODYY:
Happy birthday hun cool cool
10x dear. cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 6:34am On Nov 15, 2015
Guys cool
I sent the message to unilorins official facebook page (through a false facebook account too)
Look wah they just replied me with
Cc sveen Themainman
At least we can be assured that the message got to them

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:35am On Nov 15, 2015
Hoothman:
happy birthday girl, wishing u abundant blessings, llnp
Many thanks,Uthman. Jazakallahu khayran
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Benibabyy: 6:36am On Nov 15, 2015
I heard the second list is out already, anyone received any text yet? please reply
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 6:36am On Nov 15, 2015
NOBODYY:
Guys cool
I sent the message to unilorins official facebook page (through a false facebook account too)
Look wah they just replied me with!!!!
At least we can be assured that the message got to them
U gbaski! Thumbs up
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 6:38am On Nov 15, 2015
lotusflower:
U gbaski! Thumbs up
wink wink

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 6:38am On Nov 15, 2015
Benibabyy:
I heard the second list is out already, anyone received any text yet? please reply
The list is not yet out.. You hear??
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ILoveToFuCcK: 6:43am On Nov 15, 2015
NOBODYY:
Guys cool
I sent the message to unilorins official facebook page (through a false facebook account too)
Look wah they just replied me with
Cc svee.n Th.mainman
At least we can be assured that the message got to them
Only God knows how your brain always device all this means..
Loll
You're a 21st century activist
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:55am On Nov 15, 2015
Good morning to u all, hope u all r gud.... Missing sum fellas badly

Cc MzLarem Haywhy911 Pushtani GideonG And co
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 7:07am On Nov 15, 2015
Good Morning everybody..Hope u all had a great nyt.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haytripple(m): 7:25am On Nov 15, 2015
lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o
HBD to u,LLNP..nw that I've wished u,where is ma cake?or better still nairalander's cake?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by MsOdun(f): 7:27am On Nov 15, 2015
lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o
Happy birthday babe
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 7:43am On Nov 15, 2015
haytripple:
HBD to u,LLNP..nw that I've wished u,where is ma cake?or better still nairalander's cake?
Lol. 10x dear. Cake on its way
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 7:44am On Nov 15, 2015
MsOdun:
Happy birthday babe
10x luv
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaazsanni(m): 8:08am On Nov 15, 2015
lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o
Yayy!! happy birthday..wishing u many happy returns, long life and prosperity..hip hip hooray! where's the party at? cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by itsmero(f): 8:16am On Nov 15, 2015
lotusflower:
Yes boss!!! It's ma birthday nd nah big gift I want o
Happy birthday dear.... Wishing you long life n prosperity... Have a blast!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Fhizzie(f): 8:22am On Nov 15, 2015
Mornin bae'z n guyz
..
Hppy Sunday 2 y'all.

Everyone z jst on dz second list release. Actually I'll luv to know d nomba of students admitted n d first batch. So, we'll b rest assured dt only few freshers re in skul already and to know our chances of bin admitted in d 2nd batch.. How do we know.??



Na-second-list-sure-pass o
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:27am On Nov 15, 2015
fawaazsanni:
Yayy!! happy birthday..wishing u many happy returns, long life and prosperity..hip hip hooray! where's the party at? cheesy
U gat me blushing. 10x dear. Party on pluto. grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:29am On Nov 15, 2015
itsmero:
Happy birthday dear.... Wishing you long life n prosperity... Have a blast!
Many 10x dearie. *kisses*
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 8:32am On Nov 15, 2015
Fhizzie:
Mornin bae'z n guyz
..
Hppy Sunday 2 y'all.

Everyone z jst on dz second list release. Actually I'll luv to know d nomba of students admitted n d first batch. So, we'll b rest assured dt only few freshers re in skul already and to know our chances of bin admitted in d 2nd batch.. How do we know.??



Na-second-list-sure-pass o
Dear,it's actually true dat 70% of all candidates 2 b admitted av been admitted. Let's keep praying dat we make d 2nd list wif our desired courses
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 8:36am On Nov 15, 2015
NOBODYY:
Guys cool
I sent the message to unilorins official facebook page (through a false facebook account too)
Look wah they just replied me with
Cc sveen Themainman
At least we can be assured that the message got to them
... Lets hope so coz i cn bet its some random pple operatin that facebook acct... Morning bro...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 8:41am On Nov 15, 2015
TheMainMan:
... Lets hope so coz i cn bet its some random pple operatin that facebook acct... Morning bro...
Nah
If you click on the facebook column on Unilorins website..it'll will redirect you to this page..


How was your night??
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 8:42am On Nov 15, 2015
NOBODYY:

Nah
If you click on the facebook column on Unilorins website..it'll will redirect you to this page..


How was your night??
.. Ok sha.. Ma night wz grt.. Urz?..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 8:45am On Nov 15, 2015
TheMainMan:
.. Ok sha.. Ma night wz grt.. Urz?..
Good too
#Off_To_Church
Later fam ✌

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