IlekeHD:


Okun o.

Welcome back, Oga!


Hope everything dey kampe. i hun iyawo ati ibeji ria siko?

Okun awemi, o ti jo meta, se ala ni? ihon ara ule sikon? se acada e le deede?
It's good to be here, reminds me of the old days...

tupacshakur:

Shymmex baba!

I think the chic is married. I spotted a reference to her "hubby" in one of her past posts.

I don't chase married babes. I will only consider them if and only if she is the chaser, after which I will tread with extreme caution as I know the deadly effect of "Thunderbolt Magun", especially the alakuko variety.

As per Poetic justice, I watched a Tupac documentary in which he claimed that b!tch, Janet Jackson demanded an HIV test of Tupac from the producers of the movie, for her to act the romantic and raunchy scenes with him. I hated that B!tch since then.

Shymmex, I wouldn't mind you recommending me to some other thug-loving Yoruba chics out there. I think it's high time I made a baby. I'll love to see the other Non-thuggin' part of me, you know.

Loool.

Are you sure, nikkygal, is married? Chics refer to anyone they're dating these days as "hubby". We need to see her ring to confirm that, without the ring, I'm not buying it. It's a competitive world and you just have to compete if ol'boy hasn't put a ring on it yet. He definitely can't be the best of both worlds like you - supremely educated and supremely street smart. Like seriously, how many supremely book-smart and educated folks whose penmanship is top-notch do you know that's also street smart? That comes with the territory, my thugmagnificent brother.

Yes, Janet Jackson was acting stush - but when Pac gave her the kiss of life/death in that movie, her life was never the same afterwards. She melted and he would've smashed her, if she didn't run. She had to run from him lol. Tupac was a legend and chics loved this nyggah like they love tampons. You're our own tupacshakur and you need to keep that legacy alive.

There's one called "Candy" - I think she has a little bit of thug in her but I've never chatted to her. Just read some stories she posted and she tries to inject a few street slangs in her posts. Never really paid attention to her, but I shall be on the look out for you. The rest that I know love money and I don't think any Yoruba G should be a sucker. But don't worry, I've got ya back like the verizon man and I'm going to find one before the end of this week.

raumdeuter:

Whats your original ID.

Shymexx, Whats Kimoni original ID

Lool.

I need to contact CIA/GCHQ/MI5/MI6 for that.

1bkay3:

Lol

Naija was actually cool, I was only in Ibadan for about 2 days, gorged on enough amala to last me an entire lifetime lol

Ayyy, have I missed anything?

Lol.

Darn! I guess you're protected all through winter then cos nothing repels cold better than amala. Got some to share with ya darg?

Err...I bet you miss me, alie? Don't be shy now.

modath:



Thank you olori oko katz, i initially didn't want to contribute when zimoni brought it up cos of my PMB bias & the fact that the south are the tribes that are on the losing end, but like PTDF, like PRESSID..

Govt is told they are spending 100 naira, only 20-30 naira is actually put to use..

So many things need to be cancelled truly ; Tetfund ia another failure, VC/ Governing council receive 50m for project, 25m is kicked back to Tetfund honchos...

Hostels are great in great mess, lecture halls are missing seats, libraries have more books published when our parents were students etc......


You are placing hope in legislathieves ? Issokay..

I, Katsumoto of the Hosokawa Clan of Kyoto, place hope in Nigerian Legislathieves? ? ?

My hope is in citizens waking up and tasking their reps more and making demands for greater control of SW Destiny.

OK.
In Ibadan now.

I went to Odua Museum/Hall of Fame.
located in the 24th floor of the famous cocoa house, Ibadan.
it was a really nice and fantastic experienced, where you will see ancient culture and weapons used by our forefathers. I must confess, Yoruba race have one of the richest culture in the world.

I even met some iboe chiks there.
I was supposed to take pictures, unfortunately taking of photographs isn't allowed.

I tried to breach protocols though, I didn't succeed.

from from the vast knowledge gotten and experienced, I think the ticket fee should be increased. (its less than $).

brb

Upcoming, the proclamation of peace during the kiriji war

IFELEKE:


Uhmm! Spot On!
Wa'a gbayi baba!, opolo e o ni jona so nu!
Anilo iyipada, isoniji ati itanilolobo to yanranti lati gba ogo wa ti awon ole wonyi ti fi tafala danu...
We need organised, coordinated and dedicated awareness structured at re-aligning our focus and harmonizing our goals toward regional self sufficiency, We need to do away with these old order permanently pinning us down and relegating us to crumb gatherers, We need our populace especially our youths to take charge and stop charging like rabid dogs.
We need regional integration to drive our economy to a stage where we'll be calling the shots just like we used to do before...Case Study: Catalonia.
When this is achieved, we'll no longer be at the mercy of certain people...

Ese pupo.

Katsumoto:


I, Katsumoto of the Hosokawa Clan of Kyoto, place hope in Nigerian Legislathieves? ? ?

My hope is in citizens waking up and tasking their reps more and making demands for greater control of SW Destiny.

Eru ti bami.. Never seen greater thieves...


Amin to that hope, most of them have refused to join social media cos they know what awaits them...

jstbeinhonest:




I have just sent a formal complaint to the Oyo state secetariat through their website.Though,i doubt if i would be given any response

I Finally got a response from oyo state -after 5 days-....they said the message has been relayed to the governor and they promised to keep in touch.

IFELEKE:


Okun awemi, o ti jo meta, se ala ni? ihon ara ule sikon? se acada e le deede?
It's good to be here, reminds me of the old days...

Same here. I remember our interaction in the culture section. That's before the section turned into an ibo village, now there's no essence.

ala ni mi se o.

Yes, co.o.ger is definitely bringing back some oldies

Shymm3x:


You know you miss that nyggah.

That's ya boyfriend.

God forbid....... do not bring that nggah back in here.

I was stalked to the point of no return.

Osomalo:


E kaaro Aunty. The thread was crazy, full of satire. I laughed my azz out. It was a collabo of life between Aare and Ileke.

I'm Aare's apprentice. He was teaching me how to troll lol

Katsumoto:
Naijababe - how you doing sister? You forgot about your bro.

OnReflection - how you doing bro? Didn't know you were eGuerilla.

On the cancellation of the PRESSID thingy, it may turn out to be a blessing in disguise. The more federal programs are cancelled with states taking up slack, the more decentralized Nigeria would be. With less money projected to be realised from Oil, the FG is sure to cancel more programs. Lets hope that the SW sinators and reps don't fall asleep.

Look who's talking o Make we holla up for the other side later.

I see you and Dayo doing your thing. I will be back soon with my submissions.

modath:


Tupacshakur, are you not scared of the 3 somersault or the chop dry garri or the eat chicken type & kpai ?

Marry first ooo, baby mamas plenty for town already...

Modath. Mama ni yen!

E mi o gbo n pa magun oni garri yen ri o. But I watched the effects of the "Eat chicken" magun sometimes ago on African Magic Yoruba.

I think marriage is overrated in this part of the world. Not everyone is down with that institution called marriage, you know. I personally think marriage is a Life sentence to a "virtual prison" to someone whose love for you is unprovable.

I'm also that kind of guy that loves revelling in the depths of solitude. It's cool to be free, you know. Like the birds in the sky.

I ain't ruling marriage out though. I know my kind of girl is out there and till I meet her, I ain't walking down no aisle.

I wanna have a baby ASAP and I'm searching for the right partner. Got anyone for me, Madam Modath?

Naijababe I dey see you

Where u art all d while.. Long tym

big_bumper/busybody20/busybody/bumbertobumper

Shymm3x:


Loool.

Are you sure, nikkygal, is married? Chics refer to anyone they're dating these days as "hubby". We need to see her ring to confirm that, without the ring, I'm not buying it. It's a competitive world and you just have to compete if ol'boy hasn't put a ring on it yet. He definitely can't be the best of both worlds like you - supremely educated and supremely street smart. Like seriously, how many supremely book-smart and educated folks whose penmanship is top-notch do you know that's also street smart? That comes with the territory, my thugmagnificent brother.

Yes, Janet Jackson was acting stush - but when Pac gave her the kiss of life/death in that movie, her life was never the same afterwards. She melted and he would've smashed her, if she didn't run. She had to run from him lol. Tupac was a legend and chics loved this nyggah like they love tampons. You're our own tupacshakur and you need to keep that legacy alive.

There's one called "Candy" - I think she has a little bit of thug in her but I've never chatted to her. Just read some stories she posted and she tries to inject a few street slangs in her posts. Never really paid attention to her, but I shall be on the look out for you. The rest that I know love money and I don't think any Yoruba G should be a sucker. But don't worry, I've got ya back like the verizon man and I'm going to find one before the end of this week.

Shymmex baba!

I think the Nikkygal chic is married. She mentioned her Mother-in-Law in the post I talked about. So road no dey for that side at all.

You know, I really don't like 'em chics lovin' me for my "book-smarts". Trust me, my Resume is quite impressive but I don't flaunt it at them. I love them adoring me for my "street-smarts", instead.

But on my part, I think I prefer them "book-smart". I once wooed a very "book-smart" girl 'cos she was good at Chess. We were getting along well till she saw me smokin' weed with a fellow chess mate. She said she couldn't handle the weed-smoking part, so I let her be.

Candy? That moniker seems familiar.

Candy, where are you? Oya, report here sharp sharp!

StuntingBlack:
Naijababe I dey see you

Where u art all d while.. Long tym

I kuku dey o, na work been wan kee before but things are calmer now. Thanks for the lookout jare.

WIZGUY69:
OK.
In Ibadan now.

I went to Odua Museum/Hall of Fame.
located in the 24th floor of the famous cocoa house, Ibadan.
it was a really nice and fantastic experienced, where you will see ancient culture and weapons used by our forefathers. I must confess, Yoruba race have one of the richest culture in the world.

I even met some iboe chiks there.
I was supposed to take pictures, unfortunately taking of photographs isn't allowed.

I tried to breach protocols though, I didn't succeed.

from from the vast knowledge gotten and experienced, I think the ticket fee should be increased. (its less than $).

brb

@ d bold

Not only the chiks but the most alarming is how their guys proliferate the streets of SW everyday. But wait people, is it that our SW governors and policy makers are blind to see that the region is officially overpopulated, or are they just not observant?.... I really dont get it.

Now thats one of our problems. There was one time one of these senseless flateenos insulted us on having high rates of crime and poverty, I had to remind him that if regionalism stands today and everybody is allowed to man his domain, these shiit wont happen. Right now as things are, the SW cant just come up with policies that will help reduce overpopulation in the region since we are stuck. Its bad you know....

tupacshakur:




Shymmex baba!

I think the Nikkygal chic is married. She mentioned her Mother-in-Law in the post I talked about. So road no dey for that side at all.

You know, I really don't like 'em chics lovin' me for my "book-smarts". Trust me, my Resume is quite impressive but I don't flaunt it at them. I love them adoring me for my "street-smarts", instead.

But on my part, I think I prefer them "book-smart". I once wooed a very "book-smart" girl 'cos she was good at Chess. We were getting along well till she saw me smokin' weed with a fellow chess mate. She said she couldn't handle the weed-smoking part, so I let her be.

Candy? That moniker seems familiar.

Candy, where are you? Oya, report here sharp sharp!

Tupac, do you tap chess?

StuntingBlack:


@ d bold

Not only the chiks but the most alarming is how their guys proliferate the streets of SW everyday. But wait people, is it that our SW governors and policy makers are blind to see that the region is officially overpopulated, or are they just not observant?.... I really dont get it.

Now thats one of our problems. There was one time one of these senseless flateenos insulted us on having high rates of crime and poverty, I had to remind him that if regionalism stands today and everybody is allowed to man his domain, these shiit wont happen. Right now as things are, the SW cant just come up with policies that will help reduce overpopulation in the region since we are stuck. Its bad you know....

Now I don't know the answer to this but what stops State legislators passing legislation with dual taxation? Basically tax people from out of state/region more than they tax indigenes? Individuals and not business. Similarly, state universities charge higher fees for out of state/region students?

The only legal way to stem migration is through taxation. #justsaying

Yorubas Hall of Fame!

1. Chief Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo(Politician & First civilian President
2. Chief Moshood Abiola (Economist, Business Mogul)
3. Taiwo Akinkunmi (Designer of Nigerian Flag)
4. Mrs. Anike Agbaje Williams (First female voice & face on commercial Television/radio in Africa).
5. Sir Adeyemi Aderemi
6. Dr. Kunle Olasope (first male voice & face on commercial television/radio in Africa)
7. Chief Obafemi Awolowo (economist, politician, journalist & lawyer)
8. Chief Samuel Ladoke Akintola (teacher, politician & lawyer)
9. Lamidi Olonade Fakeye
10. Chief Hubert Ogunde
11. Rashidi Yekini
12. Mr. Mayekun
13. Prof. Oluwole Soyinka
14. Mrs Ransome kuti
15. Ayodele Awojobi
16. Chief (Mrs) Solanke
17. Francis Fajuyi Adekunle
18. Sapara Williams
19. Herbert Macaulay
20. Kola Daisi
21. CSO Akande

Shymm3x:


Yes, I saw him a few times and we chatted as well.

But it seems he and ekt-bear had some beef they were dealing with.

We need ekt-bear as well. That nyggah loves rhetorical questions and using mathematical symbols.

I hope his sister isn't troubling him anymore tho.

fstranger aka Kayode has no beef with anyone. He was just a super troll

he created a-z stranger series, then reversed it to stranger a-f series. When he sees that you are posting and maybe people are liking your posts he would just try to get under your skin. He did with ekt-bear, gbawe, katz, Sagamyte, everyone

Aare the way stranger trolls was after all his stranger series were banned he would pick on poster and create a mimic monicker like Ilovetpia to troll tpia. fuckmukina for Mukina etc

When he started his fight with Sagamiite he created Fagamite, mitofag etc. Later he started the papatosibe monicker series and later Igbaodun series before I lost count

Stranger was just a bored medical student

Ekt-bear and Sefago were cool dudes too, very smart guys

StuntingBlack:


@ d bold

Not only the chiks but the most alarming is how their guys proliferate the streets of SW everyday. But wait people, is it that our SW governors and policy makers are blind to see that the region is officially overpopulated, or are they just not observant?.... I really dont get it.

Now thats one of our problems. There was one time one of these senseless flateenos insulted us on having high rates of crime and poverty, I had to remind him that if regionalism stands today and everybody is allowed to man his domain, these shiit wont happen. Right now as things are, the SW cant just come up with policies that will help reduce overpopulation in the region since we are stuck. Its bad you know....

SW? Overpopulated ke? Apart from Lagos, every where else remain by and large sparse to moderately populated. From Ogun through Oyo to Ondo and Ekiti. In fact that is why some of our governors can get away with spending so little on infrastructure.

raumdeuter:


fstranger aka Kayode has no beef with anyone. He was just a super troll

he created a-z stranger series, then reversed it to stranger a-f series. When he sees that you are posting and maybe people are liking your posts he would just try to get under your skin. He did with ekt-bear, gbawe, katz, Sagamyte, everyone

Aare the way stranger trolls was after all his stranger series were banned he would pick on poster and create a mimic monicker like Ilovetpia to troll tpia. fuckmukina for Mukina etc

When he started his fight with Sagamiite he created Fagamite, mitofag etc. Later he started the papatosibe monicker series and later Igbaodun series before I lost count

Stranger was just a bored medical student

Ekt-bear and Sefago were cool dudes too, very smart guys

For a while, I thought SEFAGO = Shymmex.

That dude is brilliant.

Katsumoto:


Now I don't know the answer to this but what stops State legislators passing legislation with dual taxation? Basically tax people from out of state/region more than they tax indigenes? Individuals and not business. Similarly, state universities charge higher fees for out of state/region students?

The only legal way to stem migration is through taxation. #justsaying

do you want those id1ots across the Niger to be shouting ''genocide''?

naijababe:


SW? Overpopulated ke? Apart from Lagos, every where else remain by and large sparse to moderately populated. From Ogun through Oyo to Ondo and Ekiti. In fact that is why some of our governors can get away with spending so little on infrastructure.

My Sis, I beg to differ o. All SW states save Lagos need not reach the population density of Lagos before we term them overpopulated. Ok, you check the p.d of most cities in the world and trust me, cities here are very much on the high side. We need not look like bangladesh before we can join the league of overpopulous places.

Shymm3x:


Lol.

Darn! I guess you're protected all through winter then cos nothing repels cold better than amala. Got some to share with ya darg?

Err...I bet you miss me, alie? Don't be shy now.

You like amala?

Of course I miss you, I miss everyone

tupacshakur:




Shymmex baba!

I think the Nikkygal chic is married. She mentioned her Mother-in-Law in the post I talked about. So road no dey for that side at all.

You know, I really don't like 'em chics lovin' me for my "book-smarts". Trust me, my Resume is quite impressive but I don't flaunt it at them. I love them adoring me for my "street-smarts", instead.

But on my part, I think I prefer them "book-smart". I once wooed a very "book-smart" girl 'cos she was good at Chess. We were getting along well till she saw me smokin' weed with a fellow chess mate. She said she couldn't handle the weed-smoking part, so I let her be.

Candy? That moniker seems familiar.

Candy, where are you? Oya, report here sharp sharp!

Omo Buruku hahahahahaahahaha

I remember the day I tasted it, hunger and headache almost killed me the following morning. I was seeing stars and masquarades till I slept. That was some years ago just when I grad from FUTA.

Some of my friends who liked Sikiru used to bash me. They said since I do the younger brother, the older brother shouldn't be a problem nah. They convinced me for 5yrs but I refused. They usually bring up the topic whenever we were doing the younger brother. I don leave am now lols.

I went back to Ife after our exams, I was in my Mom's store when a friend called me to come to Oduduwa street, I went to join them at the bar. We drank enough and boys brought out Sikiru. They were doing their thing while I was doing my thing. Later, a dude started goading me calling me weakling. Weakling ke, emi omo Ilare, emi Danborouba. I said oya bring a wrap, I finished a wrap of Sikiru. When I got home, I almost died. I was seeing masquarades and stars. I eventually slept off, no be today nah.

Since then, I have never touched Sikiru. Sikiru is a badt guy lols.

IlekeHD:


Same here. I remember our interaction in the culture section. That's before the section turned into an ibo village, now there's no essence.

ala ni mi se o.

Yes, co.o.ger is definitely bringing back some oldies

Indeed days of toyinrayo, tubabie, topelobi, iya ngbali, orile9ice to mention but few... now, sanity is in the hand of dogs...

angiography:
Having travelled so much of the country, I can say the south west has the best road networks in the Nigeria.


Really, all you dishing Aregbesola, the isun state governor, I think he really tried in road infrastructures and building schools...a friend of mine said he "over did" tho...hence running into debt



As per education, even tho Anambra state may be having the encomiums now as per excellence in national exams, nonetheless, the southwest has the HIGHEST EBROLLMENT in basic schools.
I just got this info, and I was awed.

The south east has the highest enrollment in basic schools and you know that

modath:



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So eyin na ma n de ibiayi?

Looool...follow follow ni mo se debibayi o

Nice topic by the way. Following also...