Fayvhur:
Not in all cases... Magnetism does fade away

ashjamu:
2BBD5CD7 Muslims olny

stuff46:

Btw, how sure are you you'd catch one on me?

Kraspo:

I still don't think we parallel lines though. Except you tell me so.

Fayvhur:
about 90%.. It's a fact, boys do d hooking up, and ghet the STD

Fayvhur:
about 90%.. It's a fact, boys do d hooking up, and ghet the STD

Mzflexydeeva:
hmmmmmmm! Wats have u been up to? Been a while o! Wats been keeping you busy

tonyyayo:



Hi, do you reside in Edo state?

shegxi:
i have just been around jare.......sometimes i feel lazy to type, i have bn up to so many things and u?

Mzflexydeeva:
been around, when it got dry I lost vibe so hardly online these days

shegxi:
i sha hope ur enjoying ursef and having fun?

Decker:


So your name is short, sweet and common but still you find it hard to pronounce? Menn, you are a total disglace. Nne you need to be frogged with koboko.

Then I suppose your English is flawless. Your accent is probably Bri-ish, right?
But on a more serious note, I think speaking Igbo fluently spoils the English intonation to some extent, especially when you learn Igbo before learning English. That's when you see people substituting the vowel "ei" for the vowel "e", so instead of saying bread they will say "braid", and instead of saying able they will say "air"ble.

Ojigi is a nice song, but it's not one of my favorite songs from Phyno . My favorite are Anamachi and Alobam.

But you didn't expect me to translate the whole song right? Anyway, the main point of the song Ojigi is Phyno trying to woo a certain lady he likes. Throughout the whole song, he basically flattering her with words and telling her how she stole his heart with her charm and how special she is and how what an exceptional woman she is and how what she is doing can kill someone. It's in her eyes, it's in her. The term Ojigi represents that thing she has in her that's actually "turning his head" and making him fall for her.

Oji gi - Your charm.

Accident of fate...hmmm, I kind of relate too. I am someone who got exposed to music at an early age. So I fell in love with music quite early. As I grew up, I started listening to all different kinds of music. From rock to metal to classical, to house, to jazz, rap, rnb, country, rap and of course, pop, my favorite.

I like Drake and Kanye too. Kendrick lamar also makes good rap. J cole is such a poet. His lines are really deep. I Also dig the likes of Eminem, Lilwayne, Macklemore, Big sean and a couple other rappers.

Hahaha. The thing is, rap basically gives off that vibe of hardness... that I don't give a shit_ kind of attitude. And when I see any lady that's really into rap, in my eyes, she isn't anymore as feminine as she supposed to be. She is now more like me....if that makes any sense

A girl that listens to mozart would be the quiet but crazy type. The one that would kill the dog for barking at her and mutilate it's head and then hang it in the sitting room She'd probably be listening to mozart's overture as she is doing it.

I have a crazy mind.

Chai! See the long thing wey I type.

Fayvhur:
Hey y'all Nairalanders.....am fayvhur from Delta...am 17...and sorely in need of friends....
Yeah and i'm 6ft tall
If yhur smart, with an affinity for books, a love of foreign countries a bit cynical and any other interests beep me......08128302356
I must warn yhu....i'm a terrible phone conversationalist....
Or add me on facebook FERVZ O'BRIEN FAVVY

MrsPhyno:
Okay I brought u here because the extent of our derailing was getting ridiculous


Lol I fit pronounce my name! I'm just saying I can't pronounce all names Perfectly don't laugh at me

No, not British.... Just this Anglo-Nigerian mix that's hard to place..... So if I'm in Naija they say I have a foreign accent and if I am "abroad" they say I have a Nigerian accent. The slight Nigerian accent is sëxy anyways so I'm not trying to get rid of it A few NLers have heard my voice I think.... They liked it? Hopefully

True. Perfect Igbo messes up ones English lol but no one speaks perfect Igbo anymore except all our third cousins in the village

Yeah it's uncharacteristic of me to like that type of song but it's just soooooooooo good..... I love Alobam too. And Icholiya and Yayo and Nnunu and Gba Nkiti..... I think u can see where I'm going with this

I expected! I kinda already knew the idea sha, he's toasting some girl lol. I like that song so much I can play it at my wedding lmao just that by the time that finally comes around it would have reigned and died siiince Sha, thank you.

Mmmm. J.Cole is the king of this generation as far as I'm concerned lol. Eminem and Macklemore... Meh, I don't like white rappers

Huh lol, interesting. "As feminine as she's supposed to be" abi. So what kind of music should girls listen to then I may agree with u sha. I think "like a guy" in certain ways, I guess. But it doesn't show outside sha lol

Well I mean I listen to a lot of other music too if that's any consolation. Mostly like Alternative or Indie... I don't rly like female singers, and I've actually tried to, they just don't do it for me. I like three of them: Amy Winehouse (rip), Corinne Bailey Rae and Sara Bareilles. I can't do all these Beyoncé, Rihanna, Taylor Swift (ew)... All these pop artists. I just hate pop music in general lol unlike u and the rest of the world apparently

I think the weird thing is ur mentality... Like sure, she's more like u. Is that bad? Females aren't some alternate species ya know it's not like boys like green, girls like pink; boys like trucks, girls like dolls. There is some intersection and that's good lol.

Lol. Classical music sha. Now run away from any Mozart obsessed girl before she kills u in ur sleep, you've been warned

Decker:


So you brought me here. Lol. But you know sometimes derailing helps revive some lifeless threads. Most threads aren't destined to even pass the first page, but derailing changes their destiny.

Do you reside abroad? Or you grew up abroad and then moved over to Nigeria?

I am curious, who were you obsessed with before Phyno? Or was Phyno the first guy to fill up that void of obsession lurking inside of you? And I must say, the void must be really wide Because your obsession with the guy baffles me Sometimes I'll be like, what's up with this chick? Phyno onye re ya ogu.

Okay, I am trying to psycho-analyze you now to see why you have this huge social attraction towards the male gender
I will send you a report soon as I am done.

Why don't you like white rappers? Well, it's not like there are too many white rappers though.

Eminem is good, like really good, I wonder why you don't like him. He is more like a messi in rapping. Have you listened to any of his freestyles? The dude is dope. His punchlines are always off the chain.
Macklemore is more like J Cole. His lines are really deep. It's like listening to spoken word poetry.

I am also a fan of Sara Bareilles. I really liked Love song and Gravity. Those are my two favorite songs from her.
I like Corrine too, I have a couple of songs from her on my laptop, but I never really liked Amy Whinehouse, until she died. That's when I started listening to her music. You know the worth of artists appreciates when they die.... well some

The thing is, I am okay with a girl liking rap, but if it's the only type of music she likes, then my crazy stereotype sets camp in the valley of my mind . But like you said, it's just my mentality. I think that mentality needs to change

Lol @your last paragraph.
Let me paint a scenario. Let's say I see this pretty, intelligent chick and I am really into her and I ask her out on a date and then she agrees. So we go on the date and we are in this exquisite restaurant, and I make an order and she does the same. And waiter returns with our order and we start eating and talking and she looks into my eyes and I look into hers, and we can both feel this sense of attraction, this chemistry.

And suddenly, her phone rings and then I listen to the ring tone and it's Mozart.

The way I will take off ehn, Usain Bolt sef won't see my break light.

Monsignior:

Foreign countries...mmm.
How would you measure the smartness when you receive a request?

MrsPhyno:
Okay I brought u here because the extent of our derailing was getting ridiculous


Lol I fit pronounce my name! I'm just saying I can't pronounce all names Perfectly don't laugh at me

No, not British.... Just this Anglo-Nigerian mix that's hard to place..... So if I'm in Naija they say I have a foreign accent and if I am "abroad" they say I have a Nigerian accent. The slight Nigerian accent is sëxy anyways so I'm not trying to get rid of it A few NLers have heard my voice I think.... They liked it? Hopefully

True. Perfect Igbo messes up ones English lol but no one speaks perfect Igbo anymore except all our third cousins in the village

Yeah it's uncharacteristic of me to like that type of song but it's just soooooooooo good..... I love Alobam too. And Icholiya and Yayo and Nnunu and Gba Nkiti..... I think u can see where I'm going with this

I expected! I kinda already knew the idea sha, he's toasting some girl lol. I like that song so much I can play it at my wedding lmao just that by the time that finally comes around it would have reigned and died siiince Sha, thank you.

Mmmm. J.Cole is the king of this generation as far as I'm concerned lol. Eminem and Macklemore... Meh, I don't like white rappers

Huh lol, interesting. "As feminine as she's supposed to be" abi. So what kind of music should girls listen to then I may agree with u sha. I think "like a guy" in certain ways, I guess. But it doesn't show outside sha lol

Well I mean I listen to a lot of other music too if that's any consolation. Mostly like Alternative or Indie... I don't rly like female singers, and I've actually tried to, they just don't do it for me. I like three of them: Amy Winehouse (rip), Corinne Bailey Rae and Sara Bareilles. I can't do all these Beyoncé, Rihanna, Taylor Swift (ew)... All these pop artists. I just hate pop music in general lol unlike u and the rest of the world apparently

I think the weird thing is ur mentality... Like sure, she's more like u. Is that bad? Females aren't some alternate species ya know it's not like boys like green, girls like pink; boys like trucks, girls like dolls. There is some intersection and that's good lol.

Lol. Classical music sha. Now run away from any Mozart obsessed girl before she kills u in ur sleep, you've been warned

You sound scary and weird and different but cool and my type, hmmm is she, hmmm not sure, my bad, talking to myself and we r having a lil dialogue here, ciao..

Mzflexydeeva:
Greetings my people

Jaycool18:
Hi..My name's jeffrey, i'm a student, i love listening 2 music, singing, dancing, watching films ( seasonal films especially), playing video games , reading, making new friends and hanging awt. I hate pretence(pretenders), lies, jealousy nd pride.
I think that's all about me.

Decker:


So you brought me here. Lol. But you know sometimes derailing helps revive some lifeless threads. Most threads aren't destined to even pass the first page, but derailing changes their destiny.

Do you reside abroad? Or you grew up abroad and then moved over to Nigeria?

I am curious, who were you obsessed with before Phyno? Or was Phyno the first guy to fill up that void of obsession lurking inside of you? And I must say, the void must be really wide Because your obsession with the guy baffles me Sometimes I'll be like, what's up with this chick? Phyno onye re ya ogu.

Okay, I am trying to psycho-analyze you now to see why you have this huge social attraction towards the male gender
I will send you a report soon as I am done.

Why don't you like white rappers? Well, it's not like there are too many white rappers though.

Eminem is good, like really good, I wonder why you don't like him. He is more like a messi in rapping. Have you listened to any of his freestyles? The dude is dope. His punchlines are always off the chain.
Macklemore is more like J Cole. His lines are really deep. It's like listening to spoken word poetry.

I am also a fan of Sara Bareilles. I really liked Love song and Gravity. Those are my two favorite songs from her.
I like Corrine too, I have a couple of songs from her on my laptop, but I never really liked Amy Whinehouse, until she died. That's when I started listening to her music. You know the worth of artists appreciates when they die.... well some

The thing is, I am okay with a girl liking rap, but if it's the only type of music she likes, then my crazy stereotype sets camp in the valley of my mind . But like you said, it's just my mentality. I think that mentality needs to change

Lol @your last paragraph.
Let me paint a scenario. Let's say I see this pretty, intelligent chick and I am really into her and I ask her out on a date and then she agrees. So we go on the date and we are in this exquisite restaurant, and I make an order and she does the same. And waiter returns with our order and we start eating and talking and she looks into my eyes and I look into hers, and we can both feel this sense of attraction, this chemistry.

And suddenly, her phone rings and then I listen to the ring tone and it's Mozart.

The way I will take off ehn, Usain Bolt sef won't see my break light.

irishCream:
A happy sunday to y'all, do we have people in the south in here cos it seems 90% of nairaland peeps are in lagos, well feel free to say hi if you're close to akwaibom or ph

henryhemon:

Hi

irishCream:


Hello, happy sunday, are you within akwaibom or ph?

henryhemon:


Maybe. We can't talk about that here.

irishCream:


What are you shy of, simple location you're putting maybe, will they kidnap you via nairaland?