Kimoni:
Efemenaxy, pls do you know any priest on NL? I want to go to confession this night

I forgot since that tomorrow is Sunday, Choi! I need to be in a state of grace before mass tomorrow

Burntpalace for your nun.

Bellong for your Chief High Priest.

Those two readily come to mind. That way, you've got spiritual coverage from two major angles. Christianity and our good old African traditional based beliefs. Quite comforting, isn't it.

And you were right about Bellong getting bribed with cowries. I love cowries. Seriously. I actual bought 2 packs from Ebay, shipped from the states. Almost like the real deal. Almost except they aren't alive (thank goodness) and are polished. Had them strung into waist beads. Sexy stuff.

EfemenaXY:


Burntpalace for your nun.

Bellong for your Chief High Priest.

Those two readily come to mind. That way, you've got spiritual coverage from two major angles. Christianity and our good old African traditional based beliefs. Quite comforting, isn't it.

And you were right about Bellong getting bribed with cowries. I love cowries. Seriously. I actual bought 2 packs from Ebay, shipped from the states. Almost like the real deal. Almost except they aren't alive (thank goodness) and are polished. Had them strung into waist beads. Sexy stuff.

Sister Burntpalace herself needs prayers! You see how easy it is to get sucked back into this time wasting venture known as nairaland? Aprokoism will not kee person in this place.

Efe
Pls what are you going to do with a cowrie waist bead?
You couldn't possibly wear that as it would be bulky under a dress

EfemenaXY:


Burntpalace for your nun.

Bellong for your Chief High Priest.

Those two readily come to mind. That way, you've got spiritual coverage from two major angles. Christianity and our good old African traditional based beliefs. Quite comforting, isn't it.

And you were right about Bellong getting bribed with cowries. I love cowries. Seriously. I actual bought 2 packs from Ebay, shipped from the states. Almost like the real deal. Almost except they aren't alive (thank goodness) and are polished. Had them strung into waist beads. Sexy stuff.

EfemenaXY:


Burntpalace for your nun.

Bellong for your Chief High Priest.

Those two readily come to mind. That way, you've got spiritual coverage from two major angles. Christianity and our good old African traditional based beliefs. Quite comforting, isn't it.

And you were right about Bellong getting bribed with cowries. I love cowries. Seriously. I actual bought 2 packs from Ebay, shipped from the states. Almost like the real deal. Almost except they aren't alive (thank goodness) and are polished. Had them strung into waist beads. Sexy stuff.

ile wey curse pass me sef

Anyways, let's do this..

Bless me father Bellong burntpalace for I have sinned
My last confession was on the 19th of August 1993
These are my sins.
For I have ....

Lord! Reminisce....my days as a Catholic ehnnnn
It's all good


Efeeeeee, ship cowries all the way from US? Across the ocean
Lol...you have briticonised finally. Na oyinbo dey behave like this o

EfemenaXY:


LMAO!!!

It's true na. All na green.

Will try the wheat grass thing and see how it goes.

Burntpalace:



Sister Burntpalace herself needs prayers! You see how easy it is to get sucked back into this time wasting venture known as nairaland? Aprokoism will not kee person in this place.

I know.

In as much as I hate to admit it, the useless threads kind of suck you in. I just feel bad about the whole shenanigans for both parties. Abeg I nor wan put mouth for matter.

cococandy:
Efe
Pls what are you going to do with a cowrie waist bead?
You couldn't possibly wear that as it would be bulky under a dress

Could do, but d'you know I used them as an incentive to lose weight? At the time I got them, I was a UK dress size 14. It took me weeks to find someone who could string them into waist beads (the crazy woman charged me £25 for each one - I nor blame her). Anyway, I asked her to fix them for a waist size 10. Had to tell her it was for my niece jare.

When they were done, I fell so much in love with them, but didn't dare try them on as I didn't want it snapping. All I could do was really diet and exercise and the closer I got, the more motivated I felt. Anyway, to answer your question, you could use them as a substitute for belts for your jeans trousers or "hot pant" shorts during the summer.

Burntpalace:



Sister Burntpalace herself needs prayers! You see how easy it is to get sucked back into this time wasting venture known as nairaland? Aprokoism will not kee person in this place.

Sorry, I just had to lol at this

But no let seu.n hear this one o

Na 100 years ban be that

Kimoni:


ile wey curse pass me sef

Anyways, let's do this..

Bless me father Bellong burntpalace for I have sinned
My last confession was on the 19th of August 1993
These are my sins.
For I have ....

Lord! Reminisce....my days as a Catholic ehnnnn
It's all good


Efeeeeee, ship cowries all the way from US? Across the ocean
Lol...you have briticonised finally. Na oyinbo dey behave like this o

Me sef wan talk am..efe is confirmed ajebuyter Britico

Kimoni:


Anyways, let's do this..

Bless me father Bellong burntpalace for I have sinned
My last confession was on the 19th of August 1993
These are my sins.
For I have ....

Lord! Reminisce....my days as a Catholic ehnnnn
It's all good


Efeeeeee, ship cowries all the way from US? Across the ocean
Lol...you have briticonised finally. Na oyinbo dey behave like this o

100 hail Mary's for you. Go and sin no more.

ile wey curse pass me sef

Ayam innocent of all charges.

EfemenaXY:


Could do, but d'you know I used them as an incentive to lose weight? At the time I got them, I was a UK dress size 14. It took me weeks to find someone who could string them into waist beads (the crazy woman charged me £25 for each one - I nor blame her). Anyway, I asked her to fix them for a waist size 10. Had to tell her it was for my niece jare.

When they were done, I fell so much in love with them, but didn't dare try them on as I didn't want it snapping. All I could do was really diet and exercise and the closer I got, the more motivated I felt. Anyway, to answer your question, you could use them as a substitute for belts for your jeans trousers or "hot pant" shorts during the summer.

Okay

EfemenaXY:


I know.

In as much as I hate to admit it, the useless threads kind of suck you in. I just feel bad about the whole shenanigans for both parties. Abeg I nor wan put mouth for matter.

Right? The time wasted is directly proportional to the uselessness of the thread.

Anyway sha, when next I disappear, you will understand.

Burntpalace:



Sister Burntpalace herself needs prayers! You see how easy it is to get sucked back into this time wasting venture known as nairaland? Aprokoism will not kee person in this place.

I agree with the time wasting venture .

I must keep up the discipline I had a few weeks ago to be visiting at weekends like efe

I was really good and then I slipped up again it's so bad that it's on the home page as soon as I get into safari as one of my favourites.

I need the NL cure. How did you do it?

Kimoni:


ile wey curse pass me sef

Anyways, let's do this..

Bless me father Bellong burntpalace for I have sinned
My last confession was on the 19th of August 1993
These are my sins.
For I have ....

Lord! Reminisce....my days as a Catholic ehnnnn
It's all good

Na you sabi.

I will never confess to my local catholic priest. That man is a cowboy. This is strictly between me and my God.

IF I must do so, then it'll be at one far away parish like that where I'll never hope to see the very old priest again.

Kimoni:

Efeeeeee, ship cowries all the way from US? Across the ocean
Lol...you have briticonised finally. Na oyinbo dey behave like this o

My sister, I was desperate.

Amazon was selling 10-20 pieces for £3.00 + Wharra rip-off. I checked and it was hard. Some had openings at just one end, some didn't. Then finally on ebay, I found someone selling 260 pieces a pack for £15.00 with openings at both ends! Ah, abeg I just quickly bought 2 packs and paid sharp-sharp. Beautiful experience. Carefully packaged. Shipping didn't take longer than the promised 3-5 working days. I was one happy customer and quickly gave the top rating.

Burntpalace:


100 hail Mary's for you. Go and sin no more.

Ayam innocent of all charges.

100

Burntpalace:


Right? The time wasted is directly proportional to the uselessness of the thread.

Anyway sha, when next I disappear, you will understand.

As long as you don't deactivate.

damiso:


I agree with the time wasting venture .

I must keep up the discipline I had a few weeks ago to be visiting at weekends like efe

I was really good and then I slipped up again it's so it's on the home page as soon as I get into safari as one of my favourites.

I need the NL cure. How did you do it?

Honestly, the reason it took me so long to deactivate was because I wasn't sure it would work. I thought I would still be hooked but I was surprised when I finally did it. I rarely checked it and didn't even miss it. When I decided to come back, I thought I would come back, say hi and go back to rarely coming on but for where? Very demonic place this NL.

Burntpalace:


Right? The time wasted is directly proportional to the uselessness of the thread.

You people will not kill me.

True though. The more useless the thread is, the more time you waste on it. Lolol

Having such a good laugh this night

@ directly proportional - we dey solve quadratic (is it) equation on top NL matter again

@ cowboy - hmnnnn Efe, this sins you cannot confess to your resident priest **coughs** whisper it in my ears, promise I won't tell

damiso:



It's true na. All na green.

Will try the wheat grass thing and see how it goes.

Lol!

Don't forget to pinch your nose tight. I still haven't quite got used to it. This will be my second attempt.

Burntpalace:


Honestly, the reason it took me so long to deactivate was because I wasn't sure it would work. I thought I would still be hooked but I was surprised when I finally did it. I rarely checked it and didn't even miss it. When I decided to come back, I thought I would come back, say hi and go back to rarely coming on but for where? Very demonic place this NL.

Oh my ribs

Oga at the top!!!!!!!

Burntpalace:


Honestly, the reason it took me so long to deactivate was because I wasn't sure it would work. I thought I would still be hooked but I was surprised when I finally did it. I rarely checked it and didn't even miss it. When I decided to come back, I thought I would come back, say hi and go back to rarely coming on but for where? Very demonic place this NL.

So deactivation is the best bet ?

Uhhhhhhhm

Contemplating .....

Knowing how useless I am with passwords and emails I am sure creating another Monica would be too much hassle and that would mean I would remain a guest and not keep commenting like I have been doing for the past 3 hours

If I don't deactivate I need to really manage the time I spend on here.

I will start with efe technique of weekends only and am sure gradually will reduce it from there.

Burntpalace:


100 hail Mary's for you. Go and sin no more.



Ayam innocent of all charges.

Her sin "are" way too much to let go easily. Kimoni, your punishment will be like those given to witches in the old England..

And I have stripped Ile of her "Nunship"...

Efe, you just dey confirm your ajebo everyday. And NO, the gods don't deal with foreign cowries, dem no get fire...

damiso:


Me sef wan talk am..efe is confirmed ajebuyter Britico

Eh...eh..eh..abeg don't start that one again jare.

I-yam-not. How can you say I am? I speak pidgin English wella - Warri style. I know how to swallow eba/ pounded yam / fufu / starch with Ogbolo, Egusi, Banga, and / or pepper soup. I sabi wash clothes with hands and enjoy Naija jokes too.

Abeg, I'm not an Ajebor. Your own pass mine.

bellong:

Her sin "are" way too much to let go easily. Kimoni, your punishment will be like those given to witches in the old England..
And I have stripped Ile of her "Nunship"...
Efe, you just dey confirm your ajebo everyday. And NO, the gods don't deal with foreign cowries, dem no get fire...

OMG!! This high priest will not kill me! Allegation(s) denied, sir.

Kimoni:
Having such a good laugh this night

@ directly proportional - we dey solve quadratic (is it) equation on top NL matter again

@ cowboy - hmnnnn Efe, this sins you cannot confess to your resident priest **coughs** whisper it in my ears, promise I won't tell

You try.

Dem plenty. Anyone who wishes to hear them will never be the same again. Besides, one or two sessions won't be enough. And you'll need plenty of hankies as you'll come out sweating buckets...

Kimoni:


Oh my ribs

Oga at the top!!!!!!!

Abi I lie?

damiso:

So deactivation is the best bet ?
Uhhhhhhhm
Contemplating .....
Knowing how useless I am with passwords and emails I am sure creating another Monica would be too much hassle and that would mean I would remain a guest and not keep commenting like I have been doing for the past 3 hours
If I don't deactivate I need to really manage the time I spend on here.
I will start with efe technique of weekends only and am sure gradually will reduce it from there.

I'll try that too.

bellong:

And I have stripped Ile of her "Nunship"... ..

Choi! O pari.

Burntpalace:


Honestly, the reason it took me so long to deactivate was because I wasn't sure it would work. I thought I would still be hooked but I was surprised when I finally did it. I rarely checked it and didn't even miss it. When I decided to come back, I thought I would come back, say hi and go back to rarely coming on but for where? Very demonic place this NL.

Lmao!!

You're funny. But on second thoughts, I think you're right, especially with the language used on here. Sometimes it's just better to view from the sidelines before someone hits your head with a stone or frying pan. Even Kimoni's an expert with the catapult. She always aims BULLS EYE.

Na sharp shooter that girl be.

***quickly ducks a flying missle from Kimoni's kitchen window***

EfemenaXY:


Eh...eh..eh..abeg don't start that one again jare.

I-yam-not. How can you say I am? I speak pidgin English wella - Warri style. I know how to swallow eba/ pounded yam / fufu / starch with Ogbolo, Egusi, Banga, and / or pepper soup. I sabi wash clothes with hands and enjoy Naija jokes too.

Abeg, I'm not an Ajebor. Your own pass mine.



OMG!! This high priest will not kill me! Allegation(s) denied, sir.

All those things still don't make you not ajenitter

bellong:


Her sin "are" way too much to let go easily. Kimoni, your punishment will be like those given to witches in the old England..

And I have stripped Ile of her "Nunship"...

Efe, you just dey confirm your ajebo everyday. And NO, the gods don't deal with foreign cowries, dem no get fire...

Even with 100 HMs?? Haba!!

EfemenaXY:


Read wetin I post and give your comments on my green drink.

Abi na nokia phone you dey use?

which one be grass drink again?

I never see am before o.how does it taste like?

damiso:


So deactivation is the best bet ?

Uhhhhhhhm

Contemplating .....

Knowing how useless I am with passwords and emails I am sure creating another Monica would be too much hassle and that would mean I would remain a guest and not keep commenting like I have been doing for the past 3 hours

If I don't deactivate I need to really manage the time I spend on here.

I will start with efe technique of weekends only and am sure gradually will reduce it from there.

I didn't deliberately set out to come on here just on weekends oh.

It's impossible to log on to social networking sites at work due to firewall restrictions. And it's all closely monitored. I nor wan lose my daily bread because of Nairaland. And when I get home, I'm so knackered, I barely have time to do anything else, much less looking at another screen.

Weekends, it is and even then I always feel I waste precious time on here sef. But giving credit where it's due, this yeye site is very addictive. Read somewhere that our Oga at the top used e-juju on it. Bellong can very or dispute the claim(s).

naijababe:


I am sure Sambarry and Thelish will describe you as one of the bolded.

abeg I prefer zobo or kunu o Jared.which one be grass drink. Oyinbo say the devil you know is better thanks the Angel you don't know. What if I drink it and my stomach starts jumping in anger nko?

EfemenaXY:


Lmao!!

You're funny. But on second thoughts, I think you're right, especially with the language used on here. Sometimes it's just better to view from the sidelines before someone hits your head with a stone or frying pan. Even Kimoni's an expert with the catapult. She always aims BULLS EYE.

Na sharp shooter that girl be.

***quickly ducks a flying missle from Kimoni's kitchen window***

Meeeee Hehehehehe not moi, Efe. Na learner I be but I have repented sha

But honestly, I agree with Ile, this place is very toxic
Maybe because I don't do bb and what's up, and FB is also rarely
Lemme listen to your solutions sha