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Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by daveyjay(m): 6:57am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Menstruation Testimony!
During church service, this 16-year old pastor's
daughter stood up and says:"praise the Lord!"
everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah". She
continued: "since the age of 13, I've been
experiencing painful monthly periods. But now,
after a series of Bible studies and prayers with
brother Jimmy in his house, my monthly periods
have stopped for more than 3 months now. No
more pain, no more menstruation. You can see
I'm even getting fatter and prettier. We are
starting to pray seriously about the small
problem of vomiting, especially in the morning.
Praise the Lord". The whole church was silent!
Brother jimmy fainted Cc: lalasticlala 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by QueenEdna(f): 6:59am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Hahahahhaha, Endtime Testimony |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by sleekyjay(m): 6:59am On Nov 22, 2015 |
omoH c breakthrough the testimony no complete oo. na only prayers bible study them do there?? BTW, bros u seff resemble jimmy, and that lady at the top na pastor wife... you don enter one chance ooo. #grin #tongueOut #cureIgnorance, shit kills faster than ebola |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by olamibobo(m): 7:01am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Hope you are not d Jimi. End Time Testimony indeed |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Beesluv: 7:05am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Lol, the next step is for the pastor to go for thanks giving in brother jimmy's house |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by momentum85(m): 7:08am On Nov 22, 2015 |
End time testimony, end time church! |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 7:20am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Gimme bro jimmy's address. I want to start bible study too |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Slimzjoe(m): 7:24am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Zeedarh: I'm very much more Knowledgeable in Bible Studying than Brother Jimmy 1 Like |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 7:38am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Slimzjoe:Bro Jimmy has been confirmed as a very fast and sharp shooter. How can i be sure about you |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Slimzjoe(m): 8:48am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Zeedarh: Miss, a Trial will Convince you |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 9:15am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Slimzjoe:only a witness could convince me. I dont like trying things i'm not sure of.....especially in situtions like this |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Slimzjoe(m): 9:59am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Zeedarh: If you don't give a Trial, how would you know how Good something is eh? Is because of people like you that Small scale businesses and Enterprises don't Grow |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by daveyjay(m): 10:31am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Lalasticlala, plz move to frontpaqe to help people ease up their nerves |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 10:32am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Slimzjoe:Is it by force Its bro jimmy i want. |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Slimzjoe(m): 10:37am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Re: Joke Of The Day...happy Sunday by Zeedarh(f): 11:08am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Slimzjoe: |
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