haywhy911:
haba! U know a too much of everything is very bad. Even too much love sef is bad. That's why once in a while its gud to switch.. Just the same way u switchd to GideonG and xoxo-ed him. You know I'll neva leave u. My first and best. My Unibadan!

Don't let old age to make u start seeing dreams as reality, I think it was a dream u had, cos I can't remember being xoxo-ed by anyone. I just said my regards to ur beautiful wives. Dat's all. *in my oga at the top's voice* lol

haywhy911:
lotusflower,dnt let this guy fool you. Lotusflower,you are 'INNOCENT o' and Dharmy...that guy... 'E NO SEND o'. See? U dnt match. He talks of blood everytime...

Den stop being promiscuous

Ridwan1821:
Abeg na..Haywhy911 na my guy, he cant be promiscuous, he didnt meant what he was saying.
He and Dharmyyinks are enemies, datz y dharmyyinks is saying bad tinz about him.

lotusflower,heed to this man's advice. He is speaking the truth. Dharmy wants to blackmail me....

(dharmyYinks,u won't see me and Ridwan coming. Ur matter don done.. #PutinArmy)

up chelsea.. Na EPL title sure pass!

wheesin:

Thanks boss..i love your perseverance.. God will do it

Thanks boss, God bless you.

haytripple:
and what makes say that

list can be out anytime. but for sure its dis week cus ambali told ma dad personally

GideonG:

Don't let old age to make u start seeing dreams as reality, I think it was a dream u had, cos I can't remember being xoxo-ed by anyone. I just said my regards to ur beautiful wives. Dat's all. *in my oga at the top's voice* lol

lol. Ask lotusflower na. She knows what she did.

As I reash the church (Winners)... Omo first tin wey I begin check before I even sit down na the SKILASHIS there
Omo winners skilashi make sense gaan ooo... I look left see one smallie look right see one gbege... I jus smile inside tell maserf "this pastor go calm down today ooo... We go hear the preaching next week " .... Today na for "Collect your neighbour number "


Omo I jus d look skilashi NONO come forget when I drop ma last hundy for offering


Omo e pain me gaan cus I dn plan use am buy bread and akara in d evening...

The #5 wey I plan put for offering na I'm i come forget for my bible carry come house

khassy:
As d matter d go


I no plan go church today ooo ... I jus comot house ma go stroll na im i jam one make sense chick wey i sabi and na onky short nicker ah wear .. Omo come see para oooo ... Say why you no go go church bla bla bla and the chic fine die na so I reason say make I use style enter church and ma use style catch new babe for the semester



Who d follow

story for d gods....oh sowie for nairalanders..anyway am all hears..just no fall ur hand,make the tory end well

haywhy911:
haba! U know a too much of everything is very bad. Even too much love sef is bad. That's why once in a while its gud to switch.. Just the same way u switchd to GideonG and xoxo-ed him. You know I'll neva leave u. My first and best. My Unibadan!

Den u r my unilorin.
Better by....











Promiscuity.

usman97:


list can be out anytime. but for sure its dis week cus ambali told ma dad personally

that's very re-assuring.. Good evening

haywhy911:
lol. Ask lotusflower na. She knows what she did.

Aaaaaah. GideonG no mind him o. Nah js *hugs and kisses* o

THE DESIRES OF THE RIGHTEOUS SHALL NOT BE CUT OFF
#our desires shall not be cut off #

lotusflower:
Den stop being promiscuous

I don't even know what this 'PROMIScuous' means. 'coz I dont remember PROMISING u anytin..

usman97:


list can be out anytime. but for sure its dis week cus ambali told ma dad personally

Omo ur leg is longer than river Nile. Olenupa!

usman97:


list can be out anytime. but for sure its dis week cus ambali told ma dad personally

tell ur dad to inform ambali that if the list is nt out this week,he shd be ready to pay ransom because either wife or one of his offspring will be kidnapped...niger/delta at work

haywhy911:
that's very re-assuring.. Good evening

good evening. hw r uu. i'm new to nairaland. you guys are great. love you all. we shall all get admitted in the coming list

DharmyYinks:
Den u r my unilorin. Better by....
Promiscuity.

*forwards post to Ambali* DharmyYinks in trouble. Cc: lotusflower

haytripple:
tell ur dad to inform ambali that if the list is nt out this week,he shd be ready to pay ransom because either wife or one of his offspring will be kidnapped...niger/delta at work

meeenn. oboy u harsh ooo. just chill. i'm very sure its coming out dis week

GideonG:


Omo ur leg is longer than river Nile. Olenupa!

I tell u. Im get mouth pass parrot

As pastor say if your neighbor isn't smiling move away from he/she( people wey go winners today ...una hear when pastor David talk am abi)


Na dere I bone face na im d smallie come tell me say I no d smile ... I jus look her tell her say I no fit smile when I d see how beautiful she d and she no come be my friend ... D babe come smile tell me say we no be enemies na (green light)

Omo I jus smile tell myself... Weyrey lobade

BTW
That yemi sax ministration was too powerful e nearly make me concentrate

End of story I collect her number,name, Dept and area (luckily we d sesame street)





Now the bad part of today's church ........

khassy:
As I reash the church (Winners)... Omo first tin wey I begin check before I even sit down na the SKILASHIS there
Omo winners skilashi make sense gaan ooo... I look left see one smallie look right see one gbege... I jus smile inside tell maserf "this pastor go calm down today ooo... We go hear the preaching next week " .... Today na for "Collect your neighbour number "


Omo I jus d look skilashi NONO come forget when I drop ma last hundy for offering


Omo e pain me gaan cus I dn plan use am buy bread and akara in d evening...

The #5 wey I plan put for offering na I'm i come forget for my bible carry come house

Lolest abi na Baba at the top wan punish u 4 looking at Nono in the church? How u tek manage am? You enter church wearing just short, with all these temptation?

lotusflower:
Aaaaaah. GideonG no mind him o. Nah js *hugs and kisses* o

it's hugs and kisses that's xoxo nah

haywhy911:
*forwards post to Ambali* DharmyYinks in trouble. Cc: lotusflower

Looooolz. Editor of lyf

lotusflower:
I tell u. Im get mouth pass parrot

looollxxx. seeeriouuss

usman97:


good evening. hw r uu. i'm new to nairaland. you guys are great. love you all. we shall all get admitted in the coming list

Amen. Ur welcome 2 our hood. We love u too

usman97:


good evening. hw r uu. i'm new to nairaland. you guys are great. love you all. we shall all get admitted in the coming list

thanks,bro and aamin!

haywhy911:
lotusflower,heed to this man's advice. He is speaking the truth. Dharmy wants to blackmail me....

(dharmyYinks,u won't see me and Ridwan coming. Ur matter don done.. #PutinArmy)

up chelsea.. Na EPL title sure pass!

Naxo joor...We must defeat our enemies.

lotusflower:
Looooolz. Editor of lyf

lol,I work at Daily Trust Newspapers

As them call first timers I jus decide go (u know say free drinks go follow na )

After all them gbogbotigbo naim dem start preaching... Weda na foundation class abi na roofing class I no even remember serf

As I jus pick my fanta and bible make I skwalay naim one mummy jus begin tell me say make I stay back na say dem go only use like 2mins... I check time 11:30 oya I reason say anyhow by 11:40 I go dn d house ma begin cook my beans and rice

Preaching drag reash 30mins.. I begin para ...45mins I nearly run mad... Naim DM say make we standard for prayer... I reason say na like 5mins prayer before I know people jus d speak in tongues near me na so dem start ooo


Oya open your mouth and say anything that comes out... I open mouth only thing wey come out na that patoranking song wet I bin dn d hear yesternight "NOBODY WEY NO FIT TO MAKE AM OO BRODA ... BLESSINGS FOLLOW ME ....",

eheeeee... Na wet in I wan talk be that na so I close mouth begin sing Enya "Flora secret "(u know say e be like speaking in tongues )


Before I know the guy come the face me... Brother open your mouth and say anything that comes out....I open mouth.... Guess wetin comot......


"Eruku says po...moti hustle Lori me "


Na DAT one I wan talk abi na the "meet me for corner baby" by reekado naim I tell am say nothing d my mouth ooo

haytripple:
story for d gods....oh sowie for nairalanders..anyway am all hears..just no fall ur hand,make the tory end well

Ask anybody wet d go winners if I d lie....


I attend second service 9:15-11

Yemi sax ministration na d peak of today service and that choir ministration for Igbo sweet me die

haywhy911:
lol,I work at Daily Trust Newspapers

U we tell me wen u started dat job

usman97:


good evening. hw r uu. i'm new to nairaland. you guys are great. love you all. we shall all get admitted in the coming list

Uwc Bro