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Check This In Case You Got It All Wrong by muhammad3708(m): 6:56am On Nov 24, 2015 |
If in case it was all too confusing for you, here's a summary:
President Assad (who is bad) is a nasty guy who got so nasty
his people rebelled and the Rebels (who are good) started
winning (hurrah!).
But then some of the rebels turned a bit nasty and are now
called Islamic State (who are definitely bad!) while some
continued to support democracy (who are still good.)
So the Americans (who are good ) started bombing Islamic
State (who are bad ) and giving arms to the Syrian Rebels
(who are good ) so they could fight Assad (who is still bad)
which was good.
There is a breakaway state in the north run by the Kurds who
want to fight IS (which is good) but the Turkish authorities
think they are bad, so the U.S. says they are bad while secretly
thinking they're good and giving them guns to fight IS (which is
good) but that is another matter.
Getting back to Syria.
So President Putin (who is bad because he invaded Crimea
and the Ukraine and killed lots of folks, including that nice
Russian man in London with polonium poisoned sushi, has
decided to back Assad (who is still bad) by attacking IS (who
are also bad ) which is sort of a good thing (!?).
But Putin (still bad) thinks the Syrian Rebels (who are good)
are also bad, and so he bombs them too, much to the
annoyance of the Americans (who are good) who are busy
backing and arming the rebels (who are also good).
Now Iran (who used to be bad, but now they have agreed not
to build any nuclear weapons with which to bomb Israel are
now good) are going to provide ground troops to support
Assad (still bad) as are the Russians (bad) who now have
ground troops and aircraft in Syria.
So a Coalition of Assad (still bad) Putin (extra bad) and the
Iranians (good, but in a bad sort of way) are going to attack IS
(who are bad which is good, but also the Syrian Rebels (who
are good) which is bad.
Now the British (obviously good, except that silly anti-Semite
who leads the Labor Party, Mr. Corbyn in the corduroy jacket,
who is bad) and the Americans (also good) cannot attack
Assad (still bad) for fear of upsetting Putin (bad) and Iran
(good/bad) and now they have to accept that Assad might not
be that bad after all compared to IS (super bad -- see Paris,
November 2015).
So Assad (bad) is now probably good, being better than IS
and, because Putin and Iran are also fighting IS, that may now
make them good. America (still good) will find it hard to arm a
group of rebels being attacked by the Russians for fear of
upsetting Mr. Putin (now good) and that nice mad Ayatollah in
Iran (also good?) and so they may be forced to say that the
Rebels are now bad, or at the very least abandon them to their
fate. This will lead most of them to flee to Turkey and on to
Europe or join IS (still the only consistently bad).
To Sunni Muslims an attack by Shia Muslims (Assad and Iran)
backed by Russians will be seen as something of a Holy War.
Therefore, the ranks of IS will now be seen by the Sunnis as
the only Jihadis fighting in the Holy War and hence many
Muslims will now see IS as good (duh).
Sunni Muslims will also see the lack of action by Britain and
America in support of their Sunni rebel brothers as something
of a betrayal (might have a point?) and hence we will be seen
as bad.
So now we have America (now bad) and Britain (also bad)
providing limited support to Sunni Rebels (bad ) many of
whom are looking to IS (good/bad ) for support against Assad
(now good) who, along with Iran (also good) and Putin (now,
straining credulity, good ) are attempting to retake the country
Assad used to run before all this started.
Got it? |
Re: Check This In Case You Got It All Wrong by muhammad3708(m): 6:57am On Nov 24, 2015 |
IS,america,Russia,Syria and Iran...hmmmmm |
Re: Check This In Case You Got It All Wrong by Nobody: 6:58am On Nov 24, 2015 |
Ku story |
Re: Check This In Case You Got It All Wrong by DaBullIT(m): 7:02am On Nov 24, 2015 |
My head is spinning We really don't know who is bad or good |
Re: Check This In Case You Got It All Wrong by Tallesty1(m): 7:07am On Nov 24, 2015 |
I woke up this morning(which is good) Said my prayers(good) then opened Nairaland (bad cause I ought to go out and get ready for shop) and clicked on the New Topics.(good in a way) Then I skipped many threads(bad) and opened this one(which is about good and bad) and now I am laughing(bad cause people think I am crazy) but I can't help it(very bad) 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Check This In Case You Got It All Wrong by princemillla(m): 7:34am On Nov 24, 2015 |
Tallesty1: My brother (very good), you are very funny(somehow good), am glad you said your prayer(good) but skipping important topic to open this one (very bad), after reading this (good and bad) topic, we're you able to diversify the the good or bad ones? Am glad you got served right (very bad) laughing like a craze man (very good). Have a lovely day ahead(very good). All I noticed from this story(very bad) was [end time events :lasisi68( very bad)] |
Re: Check This In Case You Got It All Wrong by bewla(m): 7:48am On Nov 24, 2015 |
the topic is good but the end result is bad |
Re: Check This In Case You Got It All Wrong by Bellfun(m): 7:50am On Nov 24, 2015 |
...And they are all killing Syrians(very bad!) |
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