When the person interviewing you at your new
job is the same guy you insulted in traffic – You
go apologise tire.
When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and
turn around and see his or her mum staring at
you – Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head
and u try to kill it with your bare hands – You
must provide d proof ohh, or else…:
When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before
WAEC – Na A1 u go get, no worry.
When you update “salary things” on facebook and
your landlord comments “on point””””” – U go
travel go villa by force.
When you’re in a bus and you throw away #500
note instead of gala wrapper. – O’boy, E don red
be dat! cry
When ur dad works at PHCN and they take light
and you shout God punish PHCN……and he’s
there with u – Na ur mama go start to pay ur
school fees.
When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey
ping – Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat
When you finish eating in an eatery and u find
out ur wallet fell out in a taxi – Start to prepare ur
grammar
When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass – O’boy,
just stop beg am.
When u give beggar #1000 note instead of #50 –
Generosity go change mind
When soldier release you after serious beating,
you come rush enter bike insult their Mama,
Okada no gree Start again – Ur own don red be
that “in Flektaman’s voice”.
drop your own definition of wahala

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When you tell your wife you're going to Abuja for a meeting and she ends up seeing you swimming with girlfriend in nearest city hotel.

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doyinisaac:
The definition of real wahala is when I told this guy I quoted that "the ..(dot) he used in booking space is directly proportional to how tiny his brain is.....

Jesus..
No the wahala will be if he refuse to reply you... Chuuu. Tiny brain? That's too much nah.