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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 12:16pm On Nov 25, 2015
greatscholar:
no jare.see interrogation,u will be sent alert nd message in ur email box.so u mean 2nd list is out nd dey av bin sending it secretly since to peeps
Now u're typing..lolz.
UIL didn't make any announcement d 1st tym,don't expect any now..Let's believe d list is out nd it'll get 2 us in due time..
Won ma pe wa,ko ti kan wa.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 12:18pm On Nov 25, 2015
MzLarem:
Still be writing english..u hear.
mzbunny:

my loff my loff.....leave English abeg!
LOL,I just can't understand why Unilorin is acting this way.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 12:19pm On Nov 25, 2015
haywhy911:
LOL,I just can't understand why Unilorin is acting this way.
because they re Unilorin.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by greatscholar(m): 12:19pm On Nov 25, 2015
GideonG:


Only God knows the people viewing as guests, Baba Buhari fit dey dia, Ambali fit dey dia. Unilorin is too casted for my liking, secret alert still trending, we're still waiting to see what will become of the whole stuff. My admission is almost certain! NA GOD GET POWER PASS
ur post is just funny,amen to ur prayers..we shall get there.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 12:20pm On Nov 25, 2015
fateemah06:
ba Hausa walahi....
Lol it's like Allah Hu Akbar, ( God is great!)
Na God get power pass

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by CHARLEH(m): 12:22pm On Nov 25, 2015
Lets keep Hoping....We'll all share Testimonies #IJN
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akingbade11(m): 12:23pm On Nov 25, 2015
Well i can see all your behaviour in this group, u can call me a observa i will accept it. I can see that is as if Unilorin want to kill some people without pointing gun at dem. Well i pick Unilorin as first choice as well and Tasued as second choice as a D.E candidate. The reality is i just pick Tasued for picking sake, to cut d long story short am happily in Tasued and we will starting our first semester exams in December instead of me still waiting for one secret alert, Funny. Well am not trying to mocked anyone here, just make use of ur valuable time because some times mysteries happens in which u will have no clue of explanation. And for Unilorin, u will hear dis, u wil hear dat, now was trending is SECRET ALERT. Well all d best for everyone.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by greatscholar(m): 12:27pm On Nov 25, 2015
MzLarem:
Now u're typing..lolz.
UIL didn't make any announcement d 1st tym,don't expect any now..Let's believe d list is out nd it'll get 2 us in due time..
Won ma pe wa,ko ti kan wa.
if u say so,u mean secret alert,ok we dey oberve d turnout of event

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 12:28pm On Nov 25, 2015
MzLarem:
Now u're typing..lolz.
UIL didn't make any announcement d 1st tym,don't expect any now..Let's believe d list is out nd it'll get 2 us in due time..
Won ma pe wa,ko ti kan wa.

Exactly,they dnt make official announcement in d first so y will they nw,let's say 2nd list is out BT have nt get to us,and it will get to us by God grace

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by greatscholar(m): 12:33pm On Nov 25, 2015
Akingbade11:
Well i can see all your behaviour in this group, u can call me a observa i will accept it. I can see that is as if Unilorin want to kill some people without pointing gun at dem. Well i pick Unilorin as first choice as well and Tasued as second choice as a D.E candidate. The reality is i just pick Tasued for picking sake, to cut d long story short am happily in Tasued and we will starting our first semester exams in December instead of me still waiting for one secret alert, Funny. Well am not trying to mocked anyone here, just make use of ur valuable time because some times mysteries happens in which u will have no clue of explanation. And for Unilorin, u will hear dis, u wil hear dat, now was trending is SECRET ALERT. Well all d best for everyone.
well spoken,only God knows what the heck is going wrong..Goddey I know we will all get there
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 12:36pm On Nov 25, 2015
I expect the school to release an official statement disclaiming the secret alert ish soon....
Nigerian universities can lie ehn...
You'll see them... "Scam alert.. Unilorin doesnt charge for admission beware of fraudsters bla bla bla" All na wash...

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by greatscholar(m): 12:36pm On Nov 25, 2015
Kaybeeeee:


Exactly,they dnt make official announcement in d first so y will they nw,let's say 2nd list is out BT have nt get to us,and it will get to us by God grace
amen
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by halton(m): 12:36pm On Nov 25, 2015
....#UILsecretAlerts #PrayForUS
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 12:37pm On Nov 25, 2015
Interviewer: what do you think about Unilorin?




*in Patrick Obahiagbon's voice* Let me say,prestisimo, as quickly as possible, the political “crinkum crankum”, if you like, the political “higi haga” that has enveloped the politics of giving aspirants admission into Unilorin for a period of time now has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga cum ‘’gagantuagaga.’’ And I am bewildered that this situation is of no serious concern to the commander- in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,President Muhammadu Buhari…”



Interviewer: So,are you saying the much awaited 2nd list is out?



Re: Oh,it is
very crystal clear
like the biblical
‘teke teke
menoyafasin.’ It is
audible to the deaf
and visible to the
blind that Unilorin has started alerting aspirants secretly.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 12:38pm On Nov 25, 2015
I want to travel home today, I wish I'm admitted b4 I stepped my leg at home so as to be able to get money, I need money like kilode, I lost money in my account and I wasted a whole lotta money when I wanted to go and study abroad. The only thing that can help me now is admission alert cos I wanna be in Lagos on Friday. Gombe here I come. Oh lord help me!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 12:39pm On Nov 25, 2015
Someone was saying something about the secret alert on this thread on one particular day...
i said its true...yet ppl didnt belive..
Emphasis on bolded


[11/18, 9:29 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: I just have one or two
info
[11/18, 9:33 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: Discrete because some
people had been receiving alerts systematically
[11/18, 9:33 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: Regarding the delayed
or let me say discrete list

[11/18, 9:33 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: I just came back from
a journey today that exposed me to some info
[11/18, 9:34 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: I was with some staffs
of the University for 2days
[11/18, 9:36 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: We were all together to
accredit an IJMB Institute at Alhikmah University and so
many things were unraveled
[11/18, 9:37 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: I will just highlight
some points as I can't mention all
[11/18, 9:37 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: Firstly, I was made to
understand that the VC is unhappy with the admission
process
[11/18, 9:38 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: And as a result,
scolded some staffs which resolved in restructuring
[11/18, 9:39 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: This happened during
a talk on Unilorin Fm when the VC was to address the entire
community
[11/18, 9:39 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: To the surprise of
everybody, some parents called in to thank him for the
admission of their students who scored below 50 as against
the school's policy
[11/18, 9:40 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: He investigated and
got to know that so many students were admitted through
that and it couldn't be corrected as they have paid the
acceptance fee
[11/18, 9:41 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: The highest they could
do was to move them and all this process is hindering the
expected list
[11/18, 9:43 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: A lecturer highlighted
the case of a lady who scored 284 in Jamb and 80 in Post
utme
[11/18, 9:43 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: And is yet to be
admitted
[11/18, 9:43 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: That process affected
every student seeking admission and are yet to see their
names
[11/18, 9:44 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: A staff now mentioned
that, the University might not release up to the anticipated
students as they've admitted virtually the students expected
of them.
[11/18, 9:45 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: Which means that, A
serious student should start seeking a plan B
[11/18, 9:46 PM] Admin Muyiwa FB: Not sitting and
complaining about Unilorin day and night
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by nutmeg0: 12:41pm On Nov 25, 2015
haywhy911:
Interviewer: what do you think about Unilorin?




*in Patrick Obahiagbon's voice* Let me say,prestisimo, as quickly as possible, the political “crinkum crankum”, if you like, the political “higi haga” that has enveloped the politics of giving aspirants admission into Unilorin for a period of time now has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga cum ‘’gagantuagaga.’’ And I am bewildered that this situation is of no serious concern to the commander- in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,President Muhammadu Buhari…”



Interviewer: So,are you saying the much awaited 2nd list is out?



Re: Oh,it is
very crystal clear
like the biblical
‘teke teke
menoyafasin.’ It is
audible to the deaf
and visible to the
blind that Unilorin has started alerting aspirants secretly.

You try!!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by greatscholar(m): 12:41pm On Nov 25, 2015
haywhy911:
Interviewer: what do you think about Unilorin?




*in Patrick Obahiagbon's voice* Let me say,prestisimo, as quickly as possible, the political “crinkum crankum”, if you like, the political “higi haga” that has enveloped the politics of giving aspirants admission into Unilorin for a period of time now has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga cum ‘’gagantuagaga.’’ And I am bewildered that this situation is of no serious concern to the commander- in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,President Muhammadu Buhari…”



Interviewer: So,are you saying the much awaited 2nd list is out?



Re: Oh,it is
very crystal clear
like the biblical
‘teke teke
menoyafasin.’ It is
audible to the deaf
and visible to the
blind that Unilorin has started alerting aspirants secretly.
Haywhy's gone Haywire
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 12:47pm On Nov 25, 2015
I know very soon,we'll remember this day nd laugh abt it..Very soon.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 12:51pm On Nov 25, 2015
MzLarem:
I know very soon,we'll remember this day nd laugh abt it..Very soon.
Nice one ur majesty, I can't wait for it to turn to history!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 12:52pm On Nov 25, 2015
Interviewer: So where do you think they'll land if they keep this up?



Re: As far as
I am concerned, I
can see the 'reputation ship' of Unilorin
hovering around
the Bermuda Triangle,
and if they do not
take urgent and
responsible steps,they might land in Burgundi grin

My critical history
and historiography
of Unilorin as a study subject has made me come to the conclusion that Unilorin practices a system I call 'OJORO_TOO_MUCH_CRACY' !
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fateemah06: 12:54pm On Nov 25, 2015
Secret or no Secret....acceptance fee portal has been closed... are they going to open it secretly again
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SenoritaCristo: 12:56pm On Nov 25, 2015
Duchess01:
thanks sweetheart. hope sch isn't that stressful for u?
Oh, it is but nothing God hasn't given us the strenght to handle.
Tanx a bunch.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dynamo007(m): 12:57pm On Nov 25, 2015
fateemah06:
Secret or no Secret....acceptance fee portal has been closed... are they going to open it secretly again
lol dz got me laffin. cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mercyda(f): 12:57pm On Nov 25, 2015
Akingbade11:
Well i can see all your behaviour in this group, u can call me a observa i will accept it. I can see that is as if Unilorin want to kill some people without pointing gun at dem. Well i pick Unilorin as first choice as well and Tasued as second choice as a D.E candidate. The reality is i just pick Tasued for picking sake, to cut d long story short am happily in Tasued and we will starting our first semester exams in December instead of me still waiting for one secret alert, Funny. Well am not trying to mocked anyone here, just make use of ur valuable time because some times mysteries happens in which u will have no clue of explanation. And for Unilorin, u will hear dis, u wil hear dat, now was trending is SECRET ALERT. Well all d best for everyone.
nice one bro, wat if you wer nw given the admission for UIL, wat will you do?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SenoritaCristo: 12:57pm On Nov 25, 2015
lhorla:
Amen
Thanks,God bless you
tanx...correction noted!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fateemah06: 1:00pm On Nov 25, 2015
dynamo007:
lol dz got me laffin. cheesy
or will they open another site for the payment
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by abayskia(m): 1:00pm On Nov 25, 2015
I am tempted but not quickly to say unlorin is the wrongest choice i made in 2015....i cant wait to get over this fustration UIL is putting me tru..sumtyms,i ask masef,wetin make me chose UNIilORIN?

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SenoritaCristo: 1:01pm On Nov 25, 2015
MssTee:


Amin! thanks a heap.. just help us beg unilorin to answer us faa
they don't av a choice than to answer. Ciao
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by dynamo007(m): 1:04pm On Nov 25, 2015
fateemah06:
or will they open another site for the payment
na dey"l jst re open d payment portal on d sch website
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SenoritaCristo: 1:05pm On Nov 25, 2015
DharmyYinks:

Lucky yhu wink


He lives!



I dnt tink der has been a diff in my day so far...same routine...wake,eat,chat,look,sleep.

WBU? Hw was lectures?? Hope today wasn't stressful?
how will i say this?....see it as an opportunity to relax because i promise you very soon.....u may not av time to rest so much cos of lectures....and night class. (if u are the type dt read at night)
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 1:05pm On Nov 25, 2015
fateemah06:
Secret or no Secret....acceptance fee portal has been closed... are they going to open it secretly again
If you notice..you'll see that keeps extending the deadline...
i think its for all this shady deals..

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