Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by rosalieene(f): 6:09pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
So today I will be offering exclusive Lectures on how to be a successful Main chic. I don’t know who told you girls you are the main chic oh have you not heard reggae blues, even your boo get a boo but if you say you are the Main chic let me help you deceive sorry build yaself. The struggle with you is hard.
There is always a side chic or booty call waiting to knock you off the race. Buy because you have first of all deceived yourself you are the main chic your confidence is your worse enemy. GUIDELINES ON BEING A MAIN CHIC ..You should know that you are not a wife stop assuming you are one and behave like someone who wants to win the trophy after all with marriage comes wisdom. ..
Dont ever get comfortable, till you hear the priest say ” ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr and Mrs whatever” you are not safe so behave yourself. … Since you said you are the MC.make sure your picture is on all his social media account. If he refuses, forget it you are SC forming MC. …
The SC and BC are your biggest challenge those girls no get joy. So you must not give them room to even come in. .. Your biggest Ally is your boo”s gate man or neighbour’s wife. They will tell you who goes and who comes when you are not around.supply them with gifts and your archive will be FBI tight.
…You will go after his father, his mother, his sister, his brothers and his entire family, that means even if they are having new yam festival.run to the village with or without him. If the whole village know you. It will be difficult for him to run if he wants to. I don’t need to teach you how to greet with your knees to the ground with a full display of your 36. …
You must up your cooking games. Leave jollof rice and egusi soup for the SC. Go professional, learn how to cook oha soup, bitterleaf, Owo, Vegetable soup,etc. The hustle is real up your game. ..
You will need his friends, but dont bother so much like the SC, but if you must cook Jollof rice for them top it with plantain…but be closers to this girlfriends and wives. Form clique on top the guys so if your bobo wan do illegal waka. You go get info sharpaly.
.. If you want to be his wife, leave his phone alone in his presence, once he leaves grab the phone, knowledge is power.if you see anything, don’t attack. Stay calm the target is far don’t bark at every dog. .
. If you come to the house and see food you suspect is cooked by SC. Eat it but whether it is better than yours or not. Call it tasteless. Dont famz your competitors. ..Do not ever call the SC to warn her.you are both hustling so respect the sisterhood.but if she reaches out to you. Make her your new best friend..she may end up loving you more than the guy. Or you can team up and ……….
…If you are sexually active. Make sure you a German machine in the bedroom dont get comfortable but dont over do oh. Before he runs away .this boys don’t know what the want.
If you are waiting for marriage. Wait well you have nothing to lose. ..Make sure you collect every spare cash he can spare. So he does not have extra to give the SC. … Always bear in mind that no matter what you do, you may not end up with this dude your side boo may be the one at the end of the day. Now move your ministry to the permanent site. http://entertainment.com.ng/?p=20322 53 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Nobody: 6:12pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
So the Wicked Witch of the West is on Nairaland? Everybody, run!!! 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by rosalieene(f): 6:14pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
RickRichards: So the Wicked Witch of the West is on Nairaland? Everybody, run!!! lol... biko who be the wicked witch! 3 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Lucialovely(f): 6:20pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
nice one 4 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by 2dice(m): 6:22pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Guys don suffer Some sister too don go take Pen dey write am done If you like do snake in the eagle shadow If you guys are not meant to be nothing can be done 20 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by rosalieene(f): 6:22pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 6:22pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
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Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by obiorathesubtle: 6:25pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Learn how to space your nonsense. It put me off! Didn't read it! 10 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by misspicy(f): 6:26pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
rosalieene: So today I will be offering exclusive Lectures on how to be a successful Main chic. I don't know who told you girls you are the main chic oh have you not heard reggae blues, even your boo get a boo but if you say you are the Main chic let me help you deceive sorry build yaself. The struggle with you is hard. There is always a side chic or booty call waiting to knock you off the race. Buy because you have first of all deceived yourself you are the main chic your confidence is your worse enemy. GUIDELINES ON BEING A MAIN CHIC ..You should know that you are not a wife stop assuming you are one and behave like someone who wants to win the trophy after all with marriage comes wisdom. .. Dont ever get comfortable, till you hear the priest say " ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr and Mrs wharrever" you are not safe so behave yaself. ... Since you said you are the MC.make sure your picture is on all his social media account. If he refuses, forget it you are SC forming MC. ...The SC and BC are your biggest challenge those girls no get joy. So you must not give them room to even come in. .. Your biggest Ally is your boo"s gateman or neighbour's wife. They will tell you who goes and who comes when you are not around.supply them with gifts and your archive will be FBI tight. ...You will go after his father, his mother, his sister, his brothers and his entire family, that means even if they are having new yam festival.run to the village with or without him. If the whole village know you. It will be difficult for him to run if he wants to. I dont need to teach you how to greet with your knees to the ground with a full display of your 36. ... You must up your cooking games. Leave jollof rice and egusi soup for the SC. Go professional, learn how to cook oha soup, bitterleaf, Owo, Vegetable soup,etc. The hustle is real up your game. .. You will need his friends, but dont bother so much like the SC, but if you must cook Jollof rice for them top it with plantain...but be closers to this girlfriends and wives. Form clique on top the guys so if your bobo wan do illegal waka. You go get info sharpaly. .. If you want to be his wife, leave his phone alone in his presence, once he leaves grab the phone, knowledge is power.if you see anything, don't attack. Stay calm the target is far don't bark at every dog. .. If you come to the house and see food you suspect is cooked by SC. Eat it but whether it is better than yours or not. Call it tasteless. Dont famz your competitors. ..Do not ever call the SC to warn her.you are both hustling so respect the sisterhood.but if she reaches out to you. Make her your new best friend..she may end up loving you more than the guy. Or you can team up and .......... ...If you are sexually active. Make sure you a German machine in the bedroom dont get comfortable but dont over do oh. Before he runs away .this boys don't know what the want. If you are waiting for marriage. Wait well you have nothing to lose. ..Make sure you collect every spare cash he can spare. So he does not have extra to give the SC. ... Always bear in mind that no matter what you do, you may not end up with this dude your side boo may be the one at the end of the day. Now move your ministry to the permanent site. Op i so laughed @ the bolded....we should have sisters code too but those mumu girls will not want this one. 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Nobody: 6:38pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Hilarious. But for girls with a different mindset I guess. Ain't nobody have the time & energy for all of that up there. Either it happens or it doesn't. Whichever way it goes, life will go on. You simply call in the stand-ins & yell NEXT! 11 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by rosalieene(f): 7:00pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle: Learn how to space your nonsense. It put me off! Didn't read it! And who cares I you read it or not! 15 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Nobody: 7:01pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Boyfriends are overated. 11 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by rosalieene(f): 7:03pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
misspicy:
Op i so laughed @ the bolded....we should have sisters code too but those mumu girls will not want this one. buhahahaha |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by rosalieene(f): 7:05pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Tydies: Boyfriends are overated.
Everything is overrated. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by obiorathesubtle: 7:05pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
rosalieene:
And who cares I you read it or not! du'uh? Is that a trick question? |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by rosalieene(f): 7:06pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
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Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by drealzum(m): 7:14pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
rosalieene: So today I will be offering exclusive Lectures on how to be a successful Main chic. I don't know who told you girls you are the main chic oh have you not heard reggae blues, even your boo get a boo but if you say you are the Main chic let me help you deceive sorry build yaself. The struggle with you is hard. There is always a side chic or booty call waiting to knock you off the race. Buy because you have first of all deceived yourself you are the main chic your confidence is your worse enemy. GUIDELINES ON BEING A MAIN CHIC ..You should know that you are not a wife stop assuming you are one and behave like someone who wants to win the trophy after all with marriage comes wisdom. .. Dont ever get comfortable, till you hear the priest say " ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr and Mrs wharrever" you are not safe so behave yaself. ... Since you said you are the MC.make sure your picture is on all his social media account. If he refuses, forget it you are SC forming MC. ...The SC and BC are your biggest challenge those girls no get joy. So you must not give them room to even come in. .. Your biggest Ally is your boo"s gateman or neighbour's wife. They will tell you who goes and who comes when you are not around.supply them with gifts and your archive will be FBI tight. ...You will go after his father, his mother, his sister, his brothers and his entire family, that means even if they are having new yam festival.run to the village with or without him. If the whole village know you. It will be difficult for him to run if he wants to. I dont need to teach you how to greet with your knees to the ground with a full display of your 36. ... You must up your cooking games. Leave jollof rice and egusi soup for the SC. Go professional, learn how to cook oha soup, bitterleaf, Owo, Vegetable soup,etc. The hustle is real up your game. .. You will need his friends, but dont bother so much like the SC, but if you must cook Jollof rice for them top it with plantain...but be closers to this girlfriends and wives. Form clique on top the guys so if your bobo wan do illegal waka. You go get info sharpaly. .. If you want to be his wife, leave his phone alone in his presence, once he leaves grab the phone, knowledge is power.if you see anything, don't attack. Stay calm the target is far don't bark at every dog. .. If you come to the house and see food you suspect is cooked by SC. Eat it but whether it is better than yours or not. Call it tasteless. Dont famz your competitors. ..Do not ever call the SC to warn her.you are both hustling so respect the sisterhood.but if she reaches out to you. Make her your new best friend..she may end up loving you more than the guy. Or you can team up and .......... ...If you are sexually active. Make sure you a German machine in the bedroom dont get comfortable but dont over do oh. Before he runs away .this boys don't know what the want. If you are waiting for marriage. Wait well you have nothing to lose. ..Make sure you collect every spare cash he can spare. So he does not have extra to give the SC. ... Always bear in mind that no matter what you do, you may not end up with this dude your side boo may be the one at the end of the day. Now move your ministry to the permanent site. Hahaha. This is funny and true. I admire your creativity. 3 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Rukkydelta(f): 7:16pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
After doing all this if he wants to leave you, he will still leave you. I got lots of important things to do rather than this, I can't have high bp at my young age 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by braine(m): 7:18pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
I don't support side chics becoming main chics. They can't be trusted that much. 2 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
rosalieene:
And who cares I you read it or not! . . . . focus more on sentence construction , rather than giving clues on how to be a blah blah to a blah blah . 1 Like |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by HizMissy(f): 7:32pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
I laff in spanish |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by IamLEGEND1: 7:40pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Send me ur English teacher's phone number & address.
he didn't do his job. |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Nobody: 7:40pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
PunkyVeer: Hilarious. But for girls with a different mindset I guess. Ain't nobody have the time & energy for all of that up there. Either it happens or it doesn't. Whichever way it goes, life will go on. You simply call in the stand-ins & yell NEXT! Huh?! Easy on the daydreams, Punky. rosalieene:
lol... biko who be the wicked witch! Please don't hurt me. |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Nobody: 7:41pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
RickRichards:
Huh?! Easy on the daydreams, Punky.
Please don't hurt me. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Youngpo413: 9:58pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
rosalieene:
Everything is overrated. not everything,the pusy is an exception. 3 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Youngpo413: 9:58pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
rosalieene:
Everything is overrated. not everything,the pusy is an exception. 2 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Youngpo413: 9:58pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
rosalieene:
Everything is overrated. not everything,the pusy is an exception. 1 Like |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Youngpo413: 10:01pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
rosalieene:
Everything is overrated. not everything,the pusy is an exception. 1 Like |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Youngpo413: 10:04pm On Nov 25, 2015 |
Airtel! |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by Nobody: 7:48am On Nov 26, 2015 |
OP, lol. Who taught you all these? Tell me. |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by DonX001: 9:31am On Nov 26, 2015 |
braine: I don't support side chics becoming main chics. They can't be trusted that much. Lol, doesn't really follow. Your side chic is someone's main chic.... And for all you know, your main chic could be someone else's side chic. 7 Likes |
Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by braine(m): 9:34am On Nov 26, 2015 |
DonX001:
Lol, doesn't really follow. Your side chic is someone's main chic.... And for all you know, your main chic could be someone else's side chic. Thats true tho. Those girls cant be trusted. 2 Likes |