Yeah, yeah, it's true. My passport should be in every dictionary's description of a hypocrite so you see what one looks like. I remember opening a thread here "my first and last experience with a dirty olosho" with the intention of that experience being my last, well I did it again yesterday, osun state is very boring plus I was sad and kinda mourning a loss. Anyway a friend had mentioned that some of these women stayed somewhere at oshogbo and for long I pretended not to hear, but once he left my side, I jumped into my jalopy and sped off into the night to just admire o. I swear I didn't wanna pick any oh. I just wanted to do something wild to soothe my pains. I entered one popular joint at station hotel and drank four bottles, which would be enough to make me tipsy but still able to drive. Then I went to the venue, wow, there were plenty of them. I admired and admired, then the devil entered, her one bom was as big as my car boot, the combined bom bom was like my car, I hurried to her before there was any competition and sooner than you know it, we were in the jalopy speeding to my house. This time around I hoped she would not do anything irritating but I observed that as the alcohol was clearing from my eyes, so was the complexion of the girl. It wasn't as yellow all round as I thought. Since the night was still early I decided to turn on the generator, I felt I would need fan in order to handle that booty properly. I told her to UnCloth while I switch on the generator, Note that I also locked my toilet to ensure there will be no repeat of the last episode. On getting back to my room all charged up at full mast, I met a shocker, yes I agree the 'real' ass was big quite alright, but why did her tights/pant come with padded added foam. This girl scammed me with that thing women wear nowadays, the stretch marks on her bleached rainbow coloured body was an eyesore to behold. I looked at her, I remembered my hard earned money I will loose, I decided I must do it even if she likes she can turn to karishika , I just can't fall mugu again. I turned her around in order to catch a glimpse of exactly what I am paying for, when I saw the waist bead. I asked her to pull it and she refused, she said it's for protection, I asked her against whom, all these while my flag was still at full mast, the moment she mentioned that in her cele church she was given that waist bead as protection before she sleeps with anybody, my flag went to ground zero. I watched her drink my cereal, smoke a joint, smoke a cigarette, threaten me that I will see shege if I assume that because I don't want to do again that means i wont pay, listen to how she claimed to have slept with Ramsey nouah etc. I accused her of scamming me with a fake yansh and she asked to see the yansh of my gf. Dat I must be stupid to think a yansh like she showed was real, I didn't sleep till morning as I kept watch over her since she refused to sleep too. Because am not sure if it was only a waist bead her cele church gave her, maybe she was given a knife too or shaving stick. I don't have anything against cele people but a yoruba friend of mine avoids them like a plague. I figured that if a man who understands their language and dumb ways avoids them, why mustn't I do same, well at the second try, I picked up a lady, paid her and did nothing till morning. I am just too cowardly to be this type of man.

I give up

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Don't know what to say to u ! Original Mumu

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Nigga nigga my nigga hope u collect ur change


The babe na scammer as she talke say she get bead for yansh u sef suppose tell her say u b sucide bomber nd monitoring spirit


Come nd meet me for lessons

Hahaha. My friend, just keep enjoying yourself. It's fun to the fullest

What are you complaining about? Immediately she stepped into your "jalopy", you don buy market be that or don't you know the drill? Infact what do you want me to comment now? This brings back memories though..........lol

halfrica:
Nigga nigga my nigga hope u collect ur change


The babe na scammer as she talke say she get bead for yansh u sef suppose tell her say u b sucide bomber nd monitoring spirit


Come nd meet me for lessons

baby boo abeg teach me. So I stop disgracing mankind. Hope the lectures is theoretical with a hands on approach

Eddygourdo:
baby boo abeg teach me. So I stop disgracing mankind. Hope the lectures is theoretical with a hands on approach

Oga m d principal u av ur teachers ready to teach u

I only supervise d teachin

halfrica:


Oga m d principal u av ur teachers ready to teach u

I only supervise d teachin

ok ma. #burstmybubbles

I like the way you tell your story OP....

misspicy:
I like the way you tell your story OP....

thanks hon

Eddygourdo:
Yeah, yeah, it's true. My passport should be in every dictionary's description of a hypocrite so you see what one looks like. I remember opening a thread here "my first and last experience with a dirty olosho" with the intention of that experience being my last, well I did it again yesterday, osun state is very boring plus I was sad and kinda mourning a loss. Anyway a friend had mentioned that some of these women stayed somewhere at oshogbo and for long I pretended not to hear, but once he left my side, I jumped into my jalopy and sped off into the night to just admire o. I swear I didn't wanna pick any oh. I just wanted to do something wild to soothe my pains. I entered one popular joint at station hotel and drank four bottles, which would be enough to make me tipsy but still able to drive. Then I went to the venue, wow, there were plenty of them.

abeg which street 4 oshogbo u get dem olosho and how much is a nigth stand? abeg Help a brother

humanbeing4th:
abeg which street 4 oshogbo u get dem olosho and how much is a nigth stand? abeg Help a brother

try go opposite osho grammar school, there is a joint there from 7. Plus if you are early all night is about 4k or 5k. But if u come late in the night , you could carry all night at 3k.