The kpekusing mistress

ginababy:
Happy new Month to all d beauties in d house.

A big tanx to every1 who celebrated wt me yesterday on my anniversary. I can't no fit start calling individual names. Bt I pray God to cause his face to shine on u n b gracious to you.

December Mamas, Oya ooooo start dropping it lyk it's hot n give my dh a birthday mate today. I beg una.

I don kpekus 4 anniversary, ryt nw I d kpekus for birthday as I d type. My baby don hear am.

Welcome Lcoral and Marchmum.
May your stay be fruitful. Amin

Oya o...do the needful
plus all of una wey register for Dec must add chicken, rice and ororo to una dues as per Christmas egunje for Minister

Heyyyy! you no go kill person

zaynie:
Welcome Lcoral and Marchmum.
May your stay be fruitful. Amin

Oya o...do the needful
plus all of una wey register for Dec must add chicken, rice and ororo to una dues as per Christmas egunje for Minister

soonest:
1. Goldmine
2. Besocial
3. Hafsat24
4. Faithfulwife
5. Lizzy22
6. nnetriplet
7. Xeexee1
8. Livelystone
9. Soonest
10.Culturegown
11.Dv4real
12.MiddyO
13.Aim07
14.Coffeblue
15.Fabmum
16.Missusadey

December mamas Oya o! The ball is in our court now. God will make it easy for us

Amin for all the prayers said on this thread, we shall all deliver safely nd have uncountable reasons to celebrate nd thank God.

Happy New month my senior colleagues. In this month of December, there shall be supernatural deliveries IJN, we shall not record any form of bad news. It will be good news all the way. Às the year is ending, our blessings will not end with it but it will roll over to next year and many years beyond, AMEN!!!

@tatacherie, how body n how d pushing dey go? Your edd is just getting closer n closer evryday . Na me go jubilate pass when u born o, hope say na Abuja u dey cuz I wan come for naming o com chop rice . The Lord is your strength sis, I know u will bring forth like a Hebrew woman by the special Grace of God, AMEN!!!

Ehen before I forget, I just noticed that we have some iya abejis in our midst @sayoberry, goldmine, Tmama2, mspat, sharon06, humbledbygrace n others that I dnt kno for nw. Abeg make una come lay hands on me for the anointing to conceive twins. That has always been my desire even before I got married so tay na twins I use as my little bride n groom on my wedding day . Make una pass d barton o cuz I have already named my twins (Nathan and Naomi ) .... oya enough of my talk talk, let d laying of hands begin

Do all have a blessed day mamas, luv u all plenty plenty

Joysa:


pls where in tombia? Dh & I spent d whole of d wknd looking for d tombia skippers o after my failed attempt earlier on, d skippers opposite everyday supamkt had afang soup wch i wasnt interested in. Na dat gbegiri & ewedu dey do me.. though I later got to eat it elsewhere that's y I av strength to type now I won't mind having home delivery regularly too..

The woman on Tombia extension before ada George is NOt skippers. Ask for the woman just before you hit that road.

Ask them at Skippers opposite Everyday for ewedu and amala they will serve you.

Or you may send me pm..we could hang out someday to eat there or I can prep for you as I cook it regularly at home

IyeEjima:


Ehen before I forget, I just noticed that we have some iya abejis in our midst @sayoberry, goldmine, Tmama2, mspat, sharon06, humbledbygrace n others that I dnt kno for nw. Abeg make una come lay hands on me for the anointing to conceive twins. That has always been my desire even before I got married so tay na twins I use as my little bride n groom on my wedding day . Make una pass d barton o cuz I have already named my twins (Nathan and Naomi ) .... oya enough of my talk talk, let d laying of hands begin

Receive the anointing of twins in Jesus Name.

This time next year, Nathan and Naomi will be here with you.

He paid a debt,he didnt owe...i owe a debt i cudnt pay.i needed someone to wash my sins away,and now i can sing a brand new song of amazing grace,Lord jesus paid the debt,that i cud never pay...in jesus name,heaven father in the name of jesus,daddy we reference your name...jehovah overdo...may all glory be ascribed unto your name.the God that fetches water with the BASKET..to disgrace the bucket,we stand in accordance with our faith joined together,we pray thee lord to cleanse our preggy mamas with the precious blood of jesus.we soak our babies with the blood of jesus,for you said,ask and it shall be given unto you,daddy we ask for safe delivery for mother(s) n bab(ies).we disappoint the enemies in the mighty name of jesus.henceforth o lord,we welcome goodnews into this arena of divine preggies thread.there shall be NO MORE LOSS again.thank you lord for prayers well answered.

Welcome Lcoral and Marchmum, happy bumping.

Marchmum:
Good morning ladies, I came across this thread some days ago and I just want to sign in. March mum here! I will also share my experience so far in a bit. In all God has been faithful! Congratulations to all new moms, all the best to all MTBs and TTC mums. We will all experience the miracle of birth IJN.

You are welcome

Congrats MiddyO


Welcome Marchmum, Happy Bumping

Amen to your prayers @ Josa and @ talltosne

@ humbledbygrace thanks for the link you shared, it's very encouraging and i love the bible quotes there.

Hi all. I have been diagnosed with multiple uterine fibroids and advised to go for a myomectomy. Now I would like someone to recommend a very good specialist or hospital that I can consult for the myomectomy. Thanks.

yesterday I had the fascinating experience of
registering at the ante-natal clinic at the National
Hospital. I was told by a friend to check d hospital that they are the best in our vicinity.

I was told to arrive early to get my number -
and so got there soon after 8am. Some had arrived at
7am. They stopped giving out numbers at 9am. I was
number 19; there must have been 40+ of us in total
(quite often there are over 100 - perhaps the numbers
had reduced because of the rain).


As all of us were first time registrants, I followed the
‘go there’, ‘do that’, ‘fill this in’ instructions to have
urine tested (must take some ready done next time),
weight, height and blood pressure. I got called back at
one point because the girl who was entering my card
details on the computer at a painful speed had a gap
for my ‘tribe’,
‘I really couldn’t say, do you have a space for
unknown?’ I said with a smile.
She clearly did not.


Then we were all summoned together for our ‘talk’.
This started with prayer and was followed by songs.
General hospital activity continued around us (even the
loos were being cleaned) as we sang
‘Dey say, Madame what ting dey make you fat-o?
My oga (husband) de ting dat make me fat-o’ as we
danced to show off our bellies.
Then the talk began, the first 30mins was a run down
of charges, what our registration fee included and how
vital it is to pay in advance, don’t request a 2 bed ward
when you can only afford a 6 bed ward etc.

Then we were given a severe warning about being on
time and collecting your number on clinic days: ‘Your
bag will not be given a number, your husband will not
be given a number, your pregnant friend will not be
given a number’.

Then followed some advice about clothing (‘if you wear
high heals you will not be given a number’), and then
reasons for attending A&E (‘you cannot attend A&E if
you were too late to get your number).

Then we had a tour which included the delivery ward
with women in action - deep in labour. I thought the
person behind me was saying something to me but she
was just praying for the woman moaning in the bed in
front of us.

Finally we were assigned to the medical teams whose
care we will be under. I was then was seen by the Dr
for my appt. He already had urine, BP results and did a
thorough but swift assessment. He sent me off for my
blood tests (which happened straight away) and to
make a scan appt and I’ll see him again in 4 weeks. All
in all a thorough if not slightly bizarre experience...

IyeEjima:
Happy New month my senior colleagues. In this month of December, there shall be supernatural deliveries IJN.
@tatacherie, how body n how d pushing dey go? Your edd is just getting closer n closer evryday . Na me go jubilate pass when u born o, hope say na Abuja u dey cuz I wan come for naming o com chop rice . The Lord is your strength sis, I know u will bring forth like a Hebrew woman by the special Grace of God, AMEN!!!
Do all have a blessed day mamas, luv u all plenty plenty

Thanks for the powerful prayer mama.Amen and Amen!!!.God has done urs already I believe! just waiting for d physical manifestation of Nath & Naomi n they will both bring unending joy n favour all ur life.
No o na Benin-city I dey o nevertheless I go send urs via dhl .

@ maureensylvia Pele o.Thank God it went well.don't worry God will use d Dr n Nurses to favour u till d very end and it shall end in praise.I enjoyed reading d experience anyway.u can type for Africa sha looking forward to reading ur glorious birth story

tatacherie:

Thanks for the powerful prayer mama.Amen and Amen!!!.God has done urs already I believe! just waiting for d physical manifestation of Nath & Naomi n they will both bring unending joy n favour all ur life.
No o na Benin-city I dey o nevertheless I go send urs via dhl .

I learnt it's now nurses. The doctors have called off theirs. Do have updated info?

Oya wear her the crown.......puhahahahahaha

lioha:
The kpekusing mistress

tongue out#

lioha:
The kpekusing mistress

Noooo I don hand ova to ahnie. Na she kpekus pass.
#running four fourty#

ahnie:
Oya wear her the crown.......puhahahahahahatongue out#

Who get mouth d talk dis one? Crown wey u hold abi anoda one dey?

My kpekusing na once in a blue moon n e no d wound.

Her royal kpekusNESS...i hail.

ginababy:

Noooo I don hand ova to ahnie. Na she kpekus pass. #running four fourty#

do am sufri sufri o.haapi kpekusing.

Bebe howdy?

ginababy:

Who get mouth d talk dis one? Crown wey u hold abi anoda one dey?
My kpekusing na once in a blue moon n e no d wound.

maureensylvia:
yesterday I had the fascinating experience of
registering at the ante-natal clinic at the National
Hospital. I was told by a friend to check d hospital that they are the best in our vicinity.

I was told to arrive early to get my number -
and so got there soon after 8am. Some had arrived at
7am. They stopped giving out numbers at 9am. I was
number 19; there must have been 40+ of us in total
(quite often there are over 100 - perhaps the numbers
had reduced because of the rain).


As all of us were first time registrants, I followed the
‘go there’, ‘do that’, ‘fill this in’ instructions to have
urine tested (must take some ready done next time),
weight, height and blood pressure. I got called back at
one point because the girl who was entering my card
details on the computer at a painful speed had a gap
for my ‘tribe’,
‘I really couldn’t say, do you have a space for
unknown?’ I said with a smile.
She clearly did not.


Then we were all summoned together for our ‘talk’.
This started with prayer and was followed by songs.
General hospital activity continued around us (even the
loos were being cleaned) as we sang
‘Dey say, Madame what ting dey make you fat-o?
My oga (husband) de ting dat make me fat-o’ as we
danced to show off our bellies.
Then the talk began, the first 30mins was a run down
of charges, what our registration fee included and how
vital it is to pay in advance, don’t request a 2 bed ward
when you can only afford a 6 bed ward etc.

Then we were given a severe warning about being on
time and collecting your number on clinic days: ‘Your
bag will not be given a number, your husband will not
be given a number, your pregnant friend will not be
given a number’.

Then followed some advice about clothing (‘if you wear
high heals you will not be given a number’), and then
reasons for attending A&E (‘you cannot attend A&E if
you were too late to get your number).

Then we had a tour which included the delivery ward
with women in action - deep in labour. I thought the
person behind me was saying something to me but she
was just praying for the woman moaning in the bed in
front of us.

Finally we were assigned to the medical teams whose
care we will be under. I was then was seen by the Dr
for my appt. He already had urine, BP results and did a
thorough but swift assessment. He sent me off for my
blood tests (which happened straight away) and to
make a scan appt and I’ll see him again in 4 weeks. All
in all a thorough if not slightly bizarre experience...

wow, i guess i will register there next time, but the waking up early thing go hard small sha

ahnie:
Bebe howdy?

I dey fyn. As u no wish me happy anniversary yesterday na corner eye I take d luk u ooo. I sha don 4giv u as 2day na new mnth. Oya HNM. Take e-hug.

Deezou this ur absentia ti poju o.ki lon sele?harmymy where are thou?Miss M,how z my lil bae doing?blessedtwins longest of time.aunty zino,how z your ministry holdin up,ah didnt see any thing on black friday wo.mummy zino,how is your wadding ministry.jellymon e ku jo mefa...iya atinuke..her royal sarakiNess orun ti wa o.ginababy succinct queen of kpekus...hope you are cool?tchiwinnie(this monika dey cumbersome to pronounce)madam ifffffy how z baby?mytestimony the ever sabi mama,we greet.nurse kaffy,we greet.snr beedam,kimoni,blessedmum,firstty mum,(ayam yet to read your BS,madam chinwendym the mama wey too dey like harrass person...congrats on the birth of ur PC.eminya,iye ejima...those that didnt see dia names,pls forgive me.d'hav a superb day.

Egbon mi...mabi nu joor.dare ji mi mua.hwa to your,i wish yu more stylish kpekusin...success in all your endeavouz.

ginababy:


I dey fyn. As u no wish me happy anniversary yesterday na corner eye I take d luk u ooo. I sha don 4giv u as 2day na new mnth. Oya HNM. Take e-hug.

Good evening Bumping Mummies,Happy new month 2 u all.Congrats 2 all those that have put 2 bed.Chinwendym Congrats!!! 10 yrs is not beans o.God is indeed faithful.To all that lost their babies,its well,God is faithful 2 complete what he has started.I have been so busy with vigilante things that I have not had time 2 post my BS.

MY BS
My EDd was 1st of Nov but the last scan I did gave me 8th Nov.I went 4 antenatal on wed a week before my Edd and d doctor told me that if I have not delivered by the next Antenatal,I will be admitted and induced so he gave me castor oil and told me 2 drink it by 2am on sunday.I went home and resumed exercises cos I believed I will deliver before that sunday as I didn't want 2 take d castor oil,I wanted labour 2 start naturally.By sunday morning,no show but I didn't bother 2 take d castor oil,I went 2 Church with DH,while in Church,some women started telling me that my tummy ought 2 have come down by now,they gave me different advise,"Drink lipton,drink hot water,stroll 4 a long time" etc. I went home and continued with d exercises,strolling with hubby,cycling on a stationary bike,climbing stairs.That evening I started having contractions but it wasn't severe.The next morning on Monday, I took d castor oil by 2am and strted purging later,I tot baby will come,no way.I kept praying and then on Wed,I went 4 Anc.I was so scared 2 see d doc.I was admitted that day and told 2 go home and come back by 5pm with my things.I ran 2 my Pastor's wife,she prayed 4 me and assured me that nothing will happen.DH drove me 2 d hospital by 5 amd I was given a bed.Later that night,I was given pump and I rushed 2 d toilet afterwards by 10 pm they inserted a small tablet inside me.later the nurse called me again and she checked me and inserted another tablet,this was around past 12 or 1 am.I wasn't still feeling any pains.I couldn't sleep that night.DH kept calling me and praying 4 me.By 8am the next morning they now gave me drip and that's when d madness started.I was in serious pains,I kept saying all sorts of things,shouting like a mad woman.the pains were so unbearable,I kept asking the nurses funny questions.By 10 am,a doc came 2 see me and I was taken 2 d labour room,he checked me and said I was 8cm,another young doc said he wanted 2 do a sweep,he put his hand inside and it was so painful,I screamed,"Doc is okay with this ur membrane sweep" and all d nurses were surprised.I felt like pooing,I told them I wanted 2 poo,they said I should poo there.I pushed and the nurses said that my baby's head was out,I should push again when I feel d contraction,I kept pushing no way,baby refused 2 come out.At a point one of d nurses started 2 pray.I was scared,They said my baby had already pooed inside and I shouted "meconium" they were all surprised.few seconds later,an elderly lady just came into the room,she wasn't dressed like any of d medical staff,she was wearing mufty with gele.I guess she was one of d nurses or midwives,she just jjumped on a chair and I was wondering what she was coming 2 do,all of a sudden,she gave me a very hot slap on my face,and screamed,U want 2 kill ur baby abi? She placed her 2 hands on my tummy and asked me 2 push,I pushed and my baby jumped out. They gave me a cut and stiched it back.It was so painful.When I saw my little Princess I was filled with so much joy.I thank this great God 4 blessing me with a baby.It wasn't easy o but God did it.The next day when I saw d nurse that slapped me,I told her thank u 4 slapping me.I believe God sent her in there 4 a purpose.

Cynthiajay:
MY BS
My EDd was 1st of Nov but the last scan I did gave me 8th Nov.I went 4 antenatal on wed a week before my Edd and d doctor told me that if I have not delivered by the next Antenatal,I will be admitted and induced so he gave me castor oil and told me 2 drink it by 2am on sunday.I went home and resumed exercises cos I believed I will deliver before that sunday as I didn't want 2 take d castor oil,I wanted labour 2 start naturally.By sunday morning,no show but I didn't bother 2 take d castor oil,I went 2 Church with DH,while in Church,some women started telling me that my tummy ought 2 have come down by now,they gave me different advise,"Drink lipton,drink hot water,stroll 4 a long time" etc. I went home and continued with d exercises,strolling with hubby,cycling on a stationary bike,climbing stairs.That evening I started having contractions but it wasn't severe.The next morning on Monday, I took d castor oil by 2am and strted purging later,I tot baby will come,no way.I kept praying and then on Wed,I went 4 Anc.I was so scared 2 see d doc.I was admitted that day and told 2 go home and come back by 5pm with my things.I ran 2 my Pastor's wife,she prayed 4 me and assured me that nothing will happen.DH drove me 2 d hospital by 5 amd I was given a bed.Later that night,I was given pump and I rushed 2 d toilet afterwards by 10 pm they inserted a small tablet inside me.later the nurse called me again and she checked me and inserted another tablet,this was around past 12 or 1 am.I wasn't still feeling any pains.I couldn't sleep that night.DH kept calling me and praying 4 me.By 8am the next morning they now gave me drip and that's when d madness started.I was in serious pains,I kept saying all sorts of things,shouting like a mad woman.the pains were so unbearable,I kept asking the nurses funny questions.By 10 am,a doc came 2 see me and I was taken 2 d labour room,he checked me and said I was 8cm,another young doc said he wanted 2 do a sweep,he put his hand inside and it was so painful,I screamed,"Doc is okay with this ur membrane sweep" and all d nurses were surprised.I felt like pooing,I told them I wanted 2 poo,they said I should poo there.I pushed and the nurses said that my baby's head was out,I should push again when I feel d contraction,I kept pushing no way,baby refused 2 come out.At a point one of d nurses started 2 pray.I was scared,They said my baby had already pooed inside and I shouted "meconium" they were all surprised.few seconds later,an elderly lady just came into the room,she wasn't dressed like any of d medical staff,she was wearing mufty with gele.I guess she was one of d nurses or midwives,she just jjumped on a chair and I was wondering what she was coming 2 do,all of a sudden,she gave me a very hot slap on my face,and screamed,U want 2 kill ur baby abi? She placed her 2 hands on my tummy and asked me 2 push,I pushed and my baby jumped out. They gave me a cut and stiched it back.It was so painful.When I saw my little Princess I was filled with so much joy.I thank this great God 4 blessing me with a baby.It wasn't easy o but God did it.The next day when I saw d nurse that slapped me,I told her thank u 4 slapping me.I believe God sent her in there 4 a purpose.

lol...dat slap is called "hard reset"

congrats dear

funny BS Cynthiajay, really laffed at the slapping part

@lcoral and Marchmum you are welcome.

CynthiajayOmo that slap go set wella. Rotfl!
Thank God for safe delivery