McEwen:

Oh lord...

Please help me out I beg you

iamkingzlee:
just kwantinu ooo!!! Now that you are threathning me, I'm happy it's made public now... Just incase something goes wrong with me

iAmCharis:
Tosyne2much and KingTom wan get one night stand with Tohpahz. Okay.

iAmCharis:
Tosyne2much and KingTom wan get one night stand with Tohpahz. Okay.

ipledge10:
haha..i go do the online setting this night....fix,tommorw

kinglekan:





No!!! That's like me putting you in COMA.

Pucaxo:

STFUareyouGod:
holyFRED boss!!! I sight you sir!!!!!!!!! I remain loyal

McEwen:

U know this!!!

Jolllyjoy:
na him sabi explain an wella

Laveda:
Both

Laveda:
this is funny but why say so?

YourMain:


My problem is that you can't see that I'm Beyoncé.

You do realise I'm joking right... I figured you're intelligent enough to understand I'm only pulling your legs.

JeffreyJamez:


You just dey loyal upandan...

KingTom:
Na Adeh39 I type o

kinglekan:

Should i come join u?

tosyne2much:
Bros, you said the first thread you read on nairaland was created by me?. Could you remember the title of the thread ?

MrsPhyno:

ah idk i think hyperbolizing is my second nature
dont mind me

STFUareyouGod:
As per 'boy' Wey ah be na

Decker:


You are not slim? Wow!

So who is the girl on your profile? Your sister, your friend?. Maybe you should plead with her to reveal some of her slimness secrets to you.

STFUareyouGod:
e no dey near me. Every STIs dey repel me

KingTom:
just tell me what to do.

Pucaxo:
I figured its what would keep u busy..

JeffreyJamez:



Hehehehe he's gonna cry

No he is not.

KingTom:
which means yours is a madness like no other.

kinglekan:



No he is not.

princealexndre:
mrs.phyno lets talk oh

MrsPhyno:
Name: one kain igbo name like that

Age: U-21 like say na football team

Occupation: Jobl , sorry, I'm a Student

Dating/Single/Married: I would make some joke about Phyno but I think you guys are tired of that.... Single

Those I like on the romance section: All of my sheedren

Those I dislike on the romance section: Besides that one obvious person; only TruckPusher maybe if he counts as a romancelander.... I'm sorry sir. Only because of his aggressively anti-feminist stance..... Sorry again

Those I find annoying: I have too many younger siblings to be so easily annoyed

Those who I can't help but read their posts (I look forward to what they have to say):
fuckshit - surprisingly profound
Punkyveer - Queen of words
iamlegend1 - witty and perfect basically
Adaeze003 - I just like the way she writes
Kingtom - words no fit describe
FriedPlantain - I just like this dodo
Ipledge10 - idk, his gentleness comes thru in his words and it's very appealing

Those I follow and wish followed me back:
Fuckshit & MissSlimbody & FriedPlantain

Why I follow the people I follow: they're funny. I am attracted to the way they write . They are nice to me and nice to other ppl.

NLer that has sent me the most PMs: ahhh idk o

How many PMs I get on average daily: let me use this as an avenue to say I rarely check. Unless I'm looking for someone in particular. No vex

Romancelanders that I ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: all the tpia's & Darven
Darven sorry for what I said before sha. Was bad of me. Sorry.

Which romancelander is fake: ipledge10

Romancelander(s) I would have a one night stand with if given the chance but wouldn't date: ButchCassidy lalasticlala Oga Seun

Romancelander I can date or have a crush on: just one? Lol. I don't want to answer. Dey know demselves

Why I chose him: he's basically perfect

Fave Romancelanders: I've mentioned them all already in various places but lemme include: quiinnbee and misspicy and enigmaticenigma and mznaett and yourmain

Fave Mod: no sweeter name than the name lalasticlala

RomanceLander with the best threads: FlirtyKaren

Romancelander who's diary I stalk: none sha, but lemme say shut

Romancelander I used to get along with but don't anymore (with reason): Gurgle. She left me

......... I dey come o
i don come


Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: i'm the female version of kingtom

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: i don't know how to slap o

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: anyone thats wants to go to first and/or second base with me

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: olajorn

NLer(S) you consider smart: iamlegend1, butchcassidy, punkyveer

NL member that tries too hard: softapples

NLer(s) you find intriguing: decker and primeministerr (how many r's are there sef)

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: "i laugh backwards in swahili"

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: all of una

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: misogynistic goats

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: safarigirl and decker but they ignore me

Who do u often agree with: punkyveer, quiinnbee

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): iamlegend1

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): no one is ugleeee

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : ipledge10 & jolllyjoy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): ah all the gehs are nice o

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: hmmm.... durentt

STFUareyouGod:
holyFRED boss!!! I sight you sir!!!!!!!!! I remain loyal