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Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by patostation(m): 6:48am On Dec 02, 2015
iyke926:
I go fast for 41 days... God fit reconsider my matter.



How many days does it take to get to heaven?
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by sammysammy111(m): 7:06am On Dec 02, 2015
tollytexy:


Sorry islamabad.. ns terrorist una kuku be
shebi terrorist na im de pay pass FG as it stands now
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by sammysammy111(m): 7:09am On Dec 02, 2015
MissGdope:

You're still drunk. Go sort yourself out. you're embarrassing yourself
All dis grammar wey u de scatter am sure , u. o pass English for ur WAEC, abeg continue I de enjoy ur nonsense
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Kassychuks(f): 7:45am On Dec 02, 2015
damton:
Baba God, you know they said to catch a monkey, you need to behave like one.

So Baba God, I was only being clever in carrying out your winning soul assignments
grin
damton:
Baba God, you know they said to catch a monkey, you need to behave like one.

So Baba God, I was only being clever in carrying out your winning soul assignments
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha........U neva srt 2dey win souls,u go chee chon chin.
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Doxidon: 8:11am On Dec 02, 2015
Lol. End time
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by tollytexy(m): 8:36am On Dec 02, 2015
sammysammy111:

shebi terrorist na im de pay pass FG as it stands now

Lol so u wanna be one now?
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by kilokeys(m): 8:59am On Dec 02, 2015
DukeNija:
More like "And God sees your Google search history"

Especially your incognito search history

Chai.. I am finished
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by sammysammy111(m): 2:14pm On Dec 02, 2015
tollytexy:

Lol so u wanna be one now?
ma broda I no be, cos u no go live to enjoy ur money
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Nobody: 2:55pm On Dec 02, 2015
sammysammy111:

All dis grammar wey u de scatter am sure , u. o pass English for ur WAEC, abeg continue I de enjoy ur nonsense
You're a waste of time. Smh for you
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by ademiracle86: 7:26pm On Dec 02, 2015
grin grin grin grin : E don be for the person, na fire be that! shocked
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by fF01(m): 6:16pm On Dec 03, 2015
patostation:



How many days does it take to get to heaven?
lwkm, i taya 4 d guy o! by d time he ends his 41days fasting, he would be chilling in Hell already!
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by johnjimiflex(m): 10:09pm On Jan 19, 2016
damton:
Baba God, you know they said to catch a monkey, you need to behave like one.

So Baba God, I was only being clever in carrying out your winning soul assignments
what are you saying?
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by johnjimiflex(m): 10:11pm On Jan 19, 2016
Bonapart:
It's just two ways. The broad one leads to hell
So when you're for hell fire, it's impossible to see you in the way which leads to HEAVEN
Why not you stop over-analyzing and just have fun...... your life must be a very boring one seeing as you have no sense of humor..... you're tryna show that you logical buh you just showed us that you're a smart ass........
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Nobody: 10:59am On May 31, 2019
This is beastly work.
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by NiklauseFred(m): 6:34pm On May 20, 2020
fighal:
So make we dae laff?
If GOD check my twitter profile na only prayer points wey I retweet full there..
GOD answer my prayers abeg...
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Watch out for F.IGHALO in the very nearest future..
SoCcer is LIFE

Bro how far?
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Nobody: 9:40am On May 21, 2020
NiklauseFred:


Bro how far?
Lol... we one change career ooo grin grin grin

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Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by NiklauseFred(m): 12:18pm On May 21, 2020
fighal:
Lol... we one change career ooo grin grin grin

Hahaha why Na? cheesy
Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Nobody: 8:25am On May 22, 2020
NiklauseFred:


Hahaha why Na? cheesy
We been nor first hear well from GOD grin grin grin

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