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My Hillarious Experience In The UK by eldeeswaggs(m): 11:06pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
I wouldn't want to bore u with my long epistle, so lemme jst go straight 2d gist. 2yrs ago after my youth service I was planning 2 further my studies abroad preferably one of d universities in UK. My aunty resides there and she has been making plans 4me 2 come visit her. I was so happy wit the way the arrangement was going. Fast forward to some month, I got my visa and was set 4 UK, My 1st trip ever to UK ....I arrived at my auntie's house at about 9pm sha, I started ironing my clothes for next day. She laughed at me so much and said 'NEPA no dey take light here'. Nevertheless, I proceeded and ironed my clothes o, in case of incasity. 2 days later, she came back from work to ask why I had not touched the bowl of fruits on the table. The bowl had green grapes, clean firm yellow bananas and some big red apples - none resembled our Naija own o. I thought they were plastic aswear. I did not realize they were edible fruits, I had been dusting the fruits since I came as part of morning routine thinking they were table decoration. Ignorance is not bliss o! Naso shame catch me finish. Please feel free 2 add your own experience. |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 11:21pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Lol hahahaha dusting fruit... 1 Like |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Richy4(m): 11:22pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Nice....I guess you are well settled now and a sophisticated Londoner. hmm!!!!!who would have thought that you were that mgbeke of two years ago that was dusting an edible fruit..... |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Michellla(f): 11:24pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
lol thanks for the laugh. |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 11:25pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Very hilarious experience I will never forget the last time I travelled to london to charge my phone. My aunty and her friends all laughed and mocked me that I got angry and came back to nigeria and bought a very big plant that I power on 24/7. What a memorable experience 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by eldeeswaggs(m): 11:30pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
YourMain:Am tellin u bae....d fruits don't luk anytin lyk our 9ja fruits ooo....dey ar so big, fresh witout spots n fleshy |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by chiboy1928(m): 11:31pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Bros u can lie oh. stupidity: |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by eldeeswaggs(m): 11:35pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Michellla:Ur welcome stupidity:Hahahahaha....vry funny |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 11:35pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
eldeeswaggs: Lol yeah. Sometimes. But fruits in Nigeria are a lot nicer.. |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 11:35pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Where's Mr cork the peckham midget..... 1 Like |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Fulaboy(m): 11:47pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
End time fruits |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 11:50pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
are u related to Buhari? Cos u ar dull |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by leGeExus(m): 11:51pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
YourMain:uhmm uhmm *clear throats* see scope |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 11:54pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
leGeExus: Scope ? |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by eldeeswaggs(m): 12:25am On Dec 03, 2015 |
YourMain:I realy dnt tink Nigeria fruits are nicer, cuz I hv had both of dem....fruits 4rm jand are way more attractive 4rm d site alone. and besides dey have regulatory bodies dat inspect grocery stores 2c if stuffs had stayed in d shelf 4 more dan it shelf lyf |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by eldeeswaggs(m): 12:29am On Dec 03, 2015 |
leGeExus:Nah bro....i dnt tink u got wat she meant. She's jst givin her opinion here. Dnt b so myopic |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by donholy28(m): 12:43am On Dec 03, 2015 |
sneh! op you're alone in that experience o |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 12:48am On Dec 03, 2015 |
eldeeswaggs: I mean taste nicer. Fruits in nigeria do taste a lot better. They've had more time to ripen properly making them a lot sweeter than the ones that are imported... Yeah. I guess the packaging here is just better... |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by eldeeswaggs(m): 12:49am On Dec 03, 2015 |
donholy28:Hahaha...I cnt b d only 1 in dis kinda experience, I bliv a lot of our 9ja goons have had more hilarious xperience 2 share |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Yampotatocarrot(m): 11:39am On Dec 03, 2015 |
Guy u not alone abeg. Mine will b d shock seeing the way they dress during summer |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by firstking01(m): 11:48am On Dec 03, 2015 |
eldeeswaggs:luv ur openeness and sincerity. If na sm dude here, dey'd be feeling fly...i like simple ppl. |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by firstking01(m): 12:05pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
YourMain:my sweet16 |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 12:21pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
firstking01: I'm not 16!!!! |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by firstking01(m): 12:52pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
YourMain:i knw na, sweet16 doesn't mean ur 16, it means ur sweet, soft and tender:/ |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 1:03pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
firstking01: Lol sweet soft and tender lol I sound like Christmas dinner Anyways thanks |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by firstking01(m): 1:10pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
YourMain:yep, i like u |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by eldeeswaggs(m): 1:37pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
firstking01:Tnx bro....d truth of d matter is dat, I had a lot of hilarious experience dat i'll luv 2 share wit fellow N/landers as tym goes on. Tnx anyways |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 1:54pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
firstking01: Lol why the sad face ? |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by firstking01(m): 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
YourMain:cos ur distanced;(, i almost av no hope;( |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by drinkmorewater: 2:12pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Never had any notable embarrassing moment cos frequent US visits tend to make you a lil wiser |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by firstking01(m): 2:15pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
eldeeswaggs:ur wlcm, pls dnt hesitate to share so we can learn. Dats d sole reason m here. |
Re: My Hillarious Experience In The UK by Nobody: 2:20pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
firstking01: Lol why the almost ? |
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