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What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 1:43pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Oh, pubes. Some people love them, some people hate them — and some people really couldn’t care less. We all want to pretend like we’re all neutral about each other’s pubes, let’s be honest: You have a pube hairstyle that speaks to you. Whether you’re pro-pube or wouldn’t step outside your house without feeling the wind on your clitoris, there’s a reason you’re rocking that pussy coif. ![]() So what does your choice of pubic grooming say about you? Is there a fundamental difference between a woman who’s looking more bush than forest and one who vajazzles? What’s your va9ina proudly proclaiming? So, yeah, my sister has always had some strong opinions about pubic preferences — and she’s not afraid to share them. 1. Full Bush How I explained it: No grooming, all natural. Letting Mother Nature grow her jungle. Sister says: “These are young women who identify as ardent feminists. Their general way of approaching beauty things is a completely natural look. Their personality would probably be pretty straightforward. Opinionated.” 2. Neatly Trimmed How I explained it: Just keeping it short, no shapes or anything. Sister says: “I’d say it’s somebody who is interested in looking pretty. She wants to appear attractive, pretty, and well groomed. She’s probably a young professional.” 3. Full Bush Brazilian How I explained it: It’s a reverse kitten mullet! Totally waxed around your bikini line, taint, and butt but keeping a full bush up front. Sister says: “So there’s hair just on your mons? Like… Almost like a polka dot?” Yes, sis. Like a big, hairy polka dot. “I would say that’s somebody that has too much time on her hands.” 4. Brazilian How I explained it: No hair at all, even in your butt area. 100% bald down there. Sister says: “I don’t know about personality but I would say that’s someone who’s not a feminist and doesn’t understand that she’s making herself look like a little girl. She’s playing into a fantasy. Or, maybe she does understand it and that’s okay with her, but I feel a little judgmental about that one. I feel that not accepting that your body changes when you become a woman and trying to erase those things is detrimental.” “I think that’s someone who could easily be overwhelmed in a relationship. She might appear to know what she’s doing but is actually pretty insecure.” 5. Landing Strip How I explained it: Just a strip of hair down the front. Sister says: “Having to point out where the entry is seems a little odd to me.” 6. Vajazzle How I explained it: Shaving off the pubes and gluing rhinestones to your mons. Sister says: “Back in the hippie days, we just put a little glitter and we left the pubes where they were.” Oh my God. Can you imagine how long it would take to get glitter out of your pubes? “Wouldn’t that sort of get in the way when you tried to have sex? Like, the rhinestones are stuck to them? I think that almost sound sadistic, like you’re trying to cut somebody up there.” Oya! start to dey share ya comments ooo... ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by olafum1(m): 1:45pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
ok |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Nobody: 1:48pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Smh... 1 Like |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by JeffreyJamez(m): 1:49pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Seriously?!! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by benedictnsi(m): 1:50pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
All these theories and postulations just for hairs ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 1:51pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez:Yes...Seriously! ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by obiorathesubtle: 1:52pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
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Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 1:54pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 1:55pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:Baddooooo Lee! ![]() God no go make you fuc* hen o! ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Nobody: 1:57pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
So donTbone... U and ur sister are having a discussion over the pubic hair? ![]() And what was her basis all abt this? Hang.on, I think babacele is more articulate on this issues.. |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by benedictnsi(m): 1:57pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Babacele: 2:00pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
[quote author=KashyBaby post=40648353]So donTbone... U and ur sister are having a discussion over the pubic hair? ![]() And what was her basis all abt this? Hang.on, I think babacele is more articulate on this issues..[/quote wat is that , please? |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by obiorathesubtle: 2:00pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
donTbone:hehe. How dah one wan use happen na? |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 2:02pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
KashyBaby:And what will be the crime in learning from her? ![]() ![]() ![]() Why you too dirty for mind gan nan? ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 2:02pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
[quote author=Babacele post=40648453][/quote] Why my mention... So what? ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 2:04pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
obiorathesubtle:As if you don't know Ijebu pple! ![]() Am sorry abeg o! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Nobody: 2:04pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
[quote author=Babacele post=40648453][/quote] They gist about pubic hair....and I think u are more educated on classifying females according to their pubic hair...lol So, what u say? ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Tpave(m): 2:05pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
There's no type of topic and titles you won't see in nairaland ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Nobody: 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
donTbone: I juz can't believe that ur sister can read a personality by.checking the punane if it's bushy or trimmed or waxed up... |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Babacele: 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
donTbone:bros cool down na . nobody is questioning your pubic analysis with your sis rather I just want to know wat s happening since d pubic thing pops in a public forum. I never knew there pubicologists on NL. to b honest u rock coming up with the post. I'm watching ,will sure comment. |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by cruzita(f): 2:12pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
so hair don get theory?I fear NL |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Babacele: 2:15pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
yKashyBaby:o boy! I'm just a learner! |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 2:18pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
KashyBaby:But now you believe! ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by mayorkyzo: 2:18pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
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Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 2:19pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Babacele:Thanks man! Na joblessness cause am thou ![]() Felt I need to post something...so I av to comeup with something! ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Nobody: 2:41pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
What does feminism have to do with anything... |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Nobody: 3:31pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Speeeeeeeeeeeed Topic. .. Abeg make we do marry these Ladies before xmas. Make them no rain fire and brim STONE on us oooooo |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 11:29pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Na you wan sponsor d wedding...
@commentator above |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Nobody: 2:51am On Dec 04, 2015 |
cruzita:My sista d tin tiya me o ![]() |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by lepasharon(f): 5:59am On Dec 04, 2015 |
lol I fully agree about the brazillian.. |
Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by Patent7b: 7:13am On Dec 04, 2015 |
lol
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Re: What Your Pubic hair Says About Your Personality! (educative) by donTbone(m): 8:27am On Dec 04, 2015 |
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