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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 1:51pm On Dec 03, 2015
mzbunny:

I tell u my dear.....#runsback
It's only mzlarem u can quote abi undecided na "like" be my own reply. Thumbs up!





FTC... dedicated to my dearest Jolade29... been around d world searching for u bae gringrin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 1:53pm On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:

Nahhh! I dnt want 2 sentence my opponent b4 d judge even sentence am. Because it states nd i quote "innocent until proven guilty" smiley wink
cheesycheesycheesy Better stick to ur industrial chemistry jor
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 1:54pm On Dec 03, 2015
DharmyYinks:

I took it ni tongue


U do code? Programming?
as in Boss G's kinda programming? Nope. Why do u ask?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 1:55pm On Dec 03, 2015
DharmyYinks:

its nt allowed..u can't see any1 riding bicycle except u ve ur car. All oda means na wash
that's bad.........no bike Unilorin, vexing people since 1759 grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 1:58pm On Dec 03, 2015
haywhy911:
cheesycheesycheesy Better stick to ur industrial chemistry jor
im already stuck 2 it. So u dnt av 2 worry

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mzbunny(f): 2:01pm On Dec 03, 2015
DharmyYinks:

It's only mzlarem u can quote abi undecided na "like" be my own reply. Thumbs up!

jelux somborry.......iyaff quote u like dat o



FTC... dedicated to my dearest Jolade29... been around d world searching for u bae gringrin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by LEGITLAYO: 2:02pm On Dec 03, 2015
still around guys, happy new month cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:04pm On Dec 03, 2015
haywhy911:
as in Boss G's kinda programming? Nope. Why do u ask?
Yh.. Just curious...d way u change d colour codes..wer u getting em frm... dts why I guess prolly a newbie??



TopeQs:

that's bad.........no bike Unilorin, vexing people since 1759 grin
Abi...n if dem protest now... ---------->Tanke



lhorla:

....I wonder why they dont allow it
They must hve a reason
Me too...mayb dey wanna feel "classy". Only cars re allowed. Bikes/bicycle may seem inferior in der eyes.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 2:07pm On Dec 03, 2015
DharmyYinks:

Yh.. Just curious...d way u change d colour codes..wer u getting em frm... dts why I guess prolly a newbie.
lol. It's easy na. D 1 on my signature is [color=pink][/color]
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2015
LEGITLAYO:
still around guys, happy new month cheesy
Hey..howdy bro? Hw z OOU? Hope dem karishikas no dey too near frosh layo cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2015
DharmyYinks:



Me too...mayb dey wanna feel "classy". Only cars re allowed. Bikes/bicycle may seem inferior in der eyes.
LOL,yeah
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by lotusflower(f): 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2015
GG99:


I so wished I can be an observer too, I tried it so many times and failed! I guess it's not my thing.
Maybe! And u cnt 4ce urself 2 b anoda person. I'm feeling u jae
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:14pm On Dec 03, 2015
haywhy911:
lol. It's easy na. D 1 on my signature is [color=pink][/color]
Am nt talking bout stating d colour name...dats easy. M referring to d color codes wich carries an # as prefix.


Dnt let me confuse u..dnt bother
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:16pm On Dec 03, 2015
Dr. Wuraolar... stop yet to pop out of ur cocoon?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:18pm On Dec 03, 2015
Dr. Wuraolar... stil yet to pop out of ur cocoon?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adelolaa(m): 2:19pm On Dec 03, 2015
MzLarem:
end time b lipsrsealed mb

end time typist grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 2:20pm On Dec 03, 2015
DharmyYinks:

Am nt talking bout stating d colour name...dats easy. M referring to d color codes wich carries an # as prefix.


Dnt let me confuse u..dnt bother
lol. Wicked guy. When u have sent my head spinning already
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fateemah06: 2:23pm On Dec 03, 2015
HARD ANALYSIS: Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan). For example, (1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000. **** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city. (2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly. ***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life. by implication, this is LESS THAN d amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages..... (3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK- VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷30= NGN10,000 This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners. --------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT? And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB. (4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that: *****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis. I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY ............ We shouldn't end at satisfactions from these earnings. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income. The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you...... I know of someone right now who will say this is too ideal to be true but take your time and do this analysis over and over again, and you will grasp the crux!!!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 2:23pm On Dec 03, 2015
lotusflower:
Sweetheart,gud mawning. Hnm 2 u too

Thank you. How are you doing?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 2:29pm On Dec 03, 2015
Kaybeeeee:

Good morning wats d inspiration behind ur moniker,is ur name rikis or risikat
No!, that's not my name and there's no inspiration behind it.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 2:30pm On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:
good morning dear
How are you doing
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 2:30pm On Dec 03, 2015
fateemah06:
HARD ANALYSIS:
Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what
you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and
see the funny thing about your salary plan).
For example,
(1) An average level-12 worker in the state
government civil service earns NGN 60,000.
**** And this translates to
NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is
LESS THAN the amount made daily by an
AVERAGE HAWKER in the city.
(2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in
most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of
NGN120,000 monthly.
***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30=
NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life.
by implication, this is LESS THAN d amount
earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city
and in some villages.....
(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in
some oil companies, you earn an average of
NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK-
VALUE is
NGN300,000 ÷30= NGN10,000
This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by
an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to
Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER
supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and
CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and
DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought
off the trucks at scrap value and are using them
to convey products between villages and the
cities for just five business owners.
--------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN,
RIGHT?
And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that
requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS,
HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you
with a WHITE COLLAR JOB.
(4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T
need to be told that:
*****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on
a daily basis.
I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS
who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small
TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water
to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you &
WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract
for three warehouses probably make MORE
MONEY than you EACH DAY ............
We shouldn't end at satisfactions from these
earnings. We should be more proactive, create
room for more income and strive to diversify our
streams of income.
The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee,
the better for you...... I know of someone right
now who will say this is too ideal to be true but
take your time and do this analysis over and over
again, and you will grasp the crux!!!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by poshflames1(m): 2:31pm On Dec 03, 2015
Ah dey go field naw ah get match by d time i come bac in d evenin i want 2see a message on dis phone dat av been admitted into unilorin wit my course(drops phone n wears his soccerboot)
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 2:32pm On Dec 03, 2015
fateemah06:
HARD ANALYSIS: Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan). For example, (1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000. **** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city. (2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly. ***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life. by implication, this is LESS THAN d amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages..... (3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK- VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷30= NGN10,000 This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners. --------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT? And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB. (4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that: *****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis. I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY ............ We shouldn't end at satisfactions from these earnings. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income. The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you...... I know of someone right now who will say this is too ideal to be true but take your time and do this analysis over and over again, and you will grasp the crux!!!

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wuraolar(f): 2:32pm On Dec 03, 2015
DharmyYinks:
Dr. Wuraolar... stil yet to pop out of ur cocoon?

Not coming out till dey release d list.
cry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 2:33pm On Dec 03, 2015
haywhy911:
cheesycheesycheesy good morning,Dr.Rikis. How are u? cheesy. Got chores to do today? I'll be willing to help

Am fine, no chores ooo grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by IDtheBlogger(f): 2:37pm On Dec 03, 2015
Mhizrikis:


How are you doing
Gud gud.. ows ur day going?[/colour=pink][/colour]
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:40pm On Dec 03, 2015
wuraolar:

Not coming out till dey release d list. cry
U already did tongue

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 2:41pm On Dec 03, 2015
Mhizrikis:

Am fine, no chores ooo grin
cheesycheesy GUD
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 2:41pm On Dec 03, 2015
haywhy911:
lol. Wicked guy. When u have sent my head spinning already
lolzz....dnt mind me jare.


Just exercising ur brain for u tongue

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 2:42pm On Dec 03, 2015
IDtheBlogger:
Gud gud.. ows ur day going?
like this,ma'am. cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 2:45pm On Dec 03, 2015
Hi Lizzybr. I just gave u ur 1st ever mention

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