Oh, pubes. Some people love them, some people hate them — and some people really couldn’t care less. We all want to pretend like we’re all neutral about each other’s pubes, let’s be honest: You have a pube hairstyle that speaks to you. Whether you’re pro-pube or wouldn’t step outside your house without feeling the wind on your clitoris, there’s a reason you’re rocking that pussy coif.

So what does your choice of pubic grooming say about you? Is there a fundamental difference between a woman who’s looking more bush than forest and one who vajazzles? What’s your va9ina proudly proclaiming?

So, yeah, my sister has always had some strong opinions about pubic preferences — and she’s not afraid to share them.

1. Full Bush
How I explained it:
No grooming, all natural. Letting Mother Nature grow her jungle.

Sister says:
“These are young women who identify as ardent feminists. Their general way of approaching beauty things is a completely natural look. Their personality would probably be pretty straightforward. Opinionated.”

2. Neatly Trimmed
How I explained it:
Just keeping it short, no shapes or anything.

Sister says:
“I’d say it’s somebody who is interested in looking pretty. She wants to appear attractive, pretty, and well groomed. She’s probably a young professional.”

3. Full Bush Brazilian
How I explained it:
It’s a reverse kitten mullet! Totally waxed around your bikini line, taint, and butt but keeping a full bush up front.

Sister says:
“So there’s hair just on your mons? Like… Almost like a polka dot?”
Yes, sis. Like a big, hairy polka dot.
“I would say that’s somebody that has too much time on her hands.”

4. Brazilian
How I explained it:
No hair at all, even in your butt area. 100% bald down there.

Sister says:

“I don’t know about personality but I would say that’s someone who’s not a feminist and doesn’t understand that she’s making herself look like a little girl. She’s playing into a fantasy. Or, maybe she does understand it and that’s okay with her, but I feel a little judgmental about that one. I feel that not accepting that your body changes when you become a woman and trying to erase those things is detrimental.”
“I think that’s someone who could easily be overwhelmed in a relationship. She might appear to know what she’s doing but is actually pretty insecure.”

5. Landing Strip
How I explained it:
Just a strip of hair down the front.

Sister says:
“Having to point out where the entry is seems a little odd to me.”

6. Vajazzle
How I explained it:
Shaving off the pubes and gluing rhinestones to your mons.
Sister says:
“Back in the hippie days, we just put a little glitter and we left the pubes where they were.”
Oh my God. Can you imagine how long it would take to get glitter out of your pubes?
“Wouldn’t that sort of get in the way when you tried to have sex? Like, the rhinestones are stuck to them? I think that almost sound sadistic, like you’re trying to cut somebody up there.”

Oya! start to dey share ya comments ooo...

ok

Smh...

Seriously?!!

All these theories and postulations just for hairs

JeffreyJamez:
Seriously?!!

Yes...Seriously!

whatever they may be. I'll fÙck em all. I have no preference when it comes to pubic hair. I don't engage in MouthAction with women, so I do not care how it is. Just don't let it stink.

benedictnsi:
All these theories and postulations just for hairs

Am sure you must be bushy all over!

obiorathesubtle:
whatever they may be. I'll fÙck em all. I have no preference when it comes to pubic hair. I don't engage in MouthAction with women, so I do not care how it is. Just don't let it stink.

Baddooooo Lee!
God no go make you fuc* hen o!

So donTbone...

U and ur sister are having a discussion over the pubic hair?

And what was her basis all abt this? Hang.on, I think babacele is more articulate on this issues..

donTbone:
Am sure you must be bushy all over!

DonTbone..... No let me bone for you oooo

[quote author=KashyBaby post=40648353]So donTbone...

U and ur sister are having a discussion over the pubic hair?

And what was her basis all abt this? Hang.on, I think babacele is more articulate on this issues..[/quote wat is that , please?

donTbone:
Baddooooo Lee! God no go make you fuc* hen o!

hehe. How dah one wan use happen na?

KashyBaby:
So donTbone...

U and ur sister are having a discussion over the pubic hair?

And what was her basis all abt this? Hang.on, I think babacele is more articulate on this issues..

And what will be the crime in learning from her?
Why you too dirty for mind gan nan?

[quote author=Babacele post=40648453][/quote]
Why my mention...
So what?

obiorathesubtle:
hehe. How dah one wan use happen na?

As if you don't know Ijebu pple!
Am sorry abeg o!

[quote author=Babacele post=40648453][/quote]

They gist about pubic hair....and I think u are more educated on classifying females according to their pubic hair...lol
So, what u say?

There's no type of topic and titles you won't see in nairaland

donTbone:

And what will be the crime in learning from her?
Why you too dirty for mind gan nan?

I juz can't believe that ur sister can read a personality by.checking the punane if it's bushy or trimmed or waxed up...

donTbone:

Why my mention...
So what?

bros cool down na . nobody is questioning your pubic analysis with your sis rather I just want to know wat s happening since d pubic thing pops in a public forum. I never knew there pubicologists on NL.

to b honest u rock coming up with the post. I'm watching ,will sure comment.

so hair don get theory?I fear NL

yKashyBaby:


They gist about pubic hair....and I think u are more educated on classifying females according to their pubic hair...lol
So, what u say?

o boy! I'm just a learner!

KashyBaby:


I juz can't believe that ur sister can read a personality by.checking the punane if it's bushy or trimmed or waxed up...

But now you believe!

.

Babacele:
bros cool down na . nobody is questioning your pubic analysis with your sis rather I just want to know wat s happening since d pubic thing pops in a public forum. I never knew there pubicologists on NL.

to b honest u rock coming up with the post. I'm watching ,will sure comment.

Thanks man! Na joblessness cause am thou
Felt I need to post something...so I av to comeup with something!

What does feminism have to do with anything...

Speeeeeeeeeeeed Topic. ..

Abeg make we do marry these Ladies before xmas.
Make them no rain fire and brim STONE on us oooooo

Na you wan sponsor d wedding... @commentator above

cruzita:
so hair don get theory?I fear NL

My sista d tin tiya me o

lol I fully agree about the brazillian..

lol

lepasharon:
lol I fully agree about the brazillian..

You dey do brazillian