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Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 3:39pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Last month my landlady's mother came to visit them, last week friday, as I came back from work, I pulled my cloths, and was putting on only boxer, i carry my chair go outside make I receive the weekend fresh air. I saw the old woman outside and greeted her, she answered me in her local dialect. It wasn't up to 10min, I slept off on the chair. I nor know waten vex my Gonking tool, the thing stood erect and slipped through the open area of my boxer and stood at full attention like the horn of a unicorn. I was still asleep, the old woman was just there enjoying the wowed and lustful view, she nor fit use her church mind say make she wake me make I go sleep inside house. I donno what woke me up, immediately I felt the hardness of my penls I quickly composed myself and slipped my tool back into my boxer. The old woman was still there and was now smiling. I just vex comot there enter my apartment. Since then, anytime she sees me, she go just carry one sheepish and conman grin for face. Yesterday, nai I vex go ask her, "mama, why u dey always happy if you see me"?. She replied with her local dialect which I couldn't translate. I asked again "mama, I say weda I shiitt for body wey u dey always open teeth if you see me". She spoke her dialect again. I vex leave her. Should I report her to my landlady? She's making me uncomfortable. |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by donTbone(m): 3:43pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
![]() Just as the nick implies... Stupidity! ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 3:45pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Lol..OP, seems u have soooooo many issues in ur life more than the rest of us here... Did u returned already the underwear of ur landlady? Now her mom got crush on u? 1 Like |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Kingsasian(m): 3:48pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Funny stories everywhere....hahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by bronzegoddess(f): 3:49pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Hmmmm...oh my god
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Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by braimeddy: 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Op u re lucky she didn't cut it off. Let me tell u while she's looking at u dat way, she's looking for a way u will sleep carelessly again so dat she can cut it off and feed it to her dogs 1 Like |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by zyzxx(m): 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
End time crush ![]() ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by MzPecs(f): 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
It's a pity common sense has been added to the list of scarce wants in our dear country! ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
donTbone:this is the problem with nigerians, am seeking advice here. ![]() This is why I always run to America to seek for advices 1 Like |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Pheals(f): 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Na every day. ....stupidity dey have cruch every day mtchwww check him mumu.... who will admirer stupidity ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
MzPecs:common sense is no longer common. Back to the topic, if you were an old woman, why would you be staring at a young lad like that? |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by donTbone(m): 3:55pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
stupidity:OYA! run go America now ![]() ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 3:56pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Pheals:bae, ![]() The queue be like where MTN dey re-register disconnected sim. 1 Like |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by schumastic(m): 3:57pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
HAHAHAHA CONJI DON KILL THE OLD LADY...OP DO THE NEEDFUL AND SAVE A SOUL ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 3:57pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
donTbone:I dey contonou so, on my way, running. |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by MzPecs(f): 4:06pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
stupidity:She's actually staring and wondering your level of stupidity as your moniker implies. 1 Like |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by obiorathesubtle: 4:07pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
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Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 4:09pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
MzPecs:staring at the level of my moniker or staring at the content inside my Niker?? ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 4:11pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
May God help u wit ur mouth MzPecs: |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by MzPecs(f): 4:13pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
stupidity:It's a pity! ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 4:13pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Living Up to his name... ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by MzPecs(f): 4:14pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Oma307:Amen! ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by MzPecs(f): 4:15pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
Estharfabian:Fact! ![]() |
Re: Is My Landlady's Mum Having A Crush On Me? by Nobody: 4:16pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
stupidity:You seem to have more issues with ladies than normal o... |
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