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Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by nairayouthcom(m): 9:47am On Dec 05, 2015 |
On November 30, Mark Zuckberg and Priscilla Chan welcomed their first child, Max, into the world. Her birth has inspired them to give about 99% of their combined Facebook shares, currently about $45 billion (around ₦90 trillion), away for a philanthropic cause. Our first reaction was... ![]() Why would he want to spend all that money on charity? It made us wonder, what would happen if it was a Nigerian that had all these riches. This is what a rich Nigerian would do: 1. His wife would go abroad for her child delivery. ![]() So Max can be an automatic citizen of the country. Preferables are UK, America or Canada. Of course the news of her birth would be carried by Nairaland, Bellanaija and Linda Ikeji. 2. After which she'd stay back for some vacation time. ![]() He would show his wealth through his child by: 3. First, a baby shower. ![]() 4. Then naming ceremony. ![]() 5. Next, the child's dedication, if they're Christians. ![]() 6. Don't forget the baby's first birthday. ![]() All of these parties and ceremonies would of course be lavish. Again, they’d be featured on Nairaland, Bellanaija and Linda Ikeji. Or else, how would people see and know how rich he is? ![]() 8. The wife would get a brand new car as 'thank you' from her husband. [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYkEdrXrVyg1RWnApRXzdCvAIKFOKugC4c8PgsqbKGtNsGaiLKfwNBbkA[/img] In addition to others cars she already has. 9. As well as one for himself, for a job well-done. ![]() 10. He would invest in landed properties in choice locations. ![]() 11. And buy a house in Banana Island. ![]() 12. He would also dabble in politics. ![]() Either he’d run for office or sponsor someone else and control things from behind the scene. 13. Of course, as public service (or eye service), he would donate to charity, on behalf of his family. But it definitely wouldn't be $45 billion. ![]() ₦1 million is more than enough for charity. ![]() Source: http://downloadwapaz.com.ng/2015/12/05/all-the-things-that-would-happen-if-mark-zuckerberg-was-a-rich-nigerian/ CC lalasticlala: 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by Confessng: 9:49am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Hahahahaha so very true ...... Unfortunately so People who make their wealth in interesting and sometimes questionable manners have an inherent need to show it off...... Am sure people like Seun,Bella Naija and co are wealthy in their own rights but will never show it off...... The deep yearning to show off is only as a result of an emptiness in side that all the money in the world cannot fill |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by Nobody: 10:00am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Confessng: Gbam |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by Sapphire86(f): 10:02am On Dec 05, 2015 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I really laughed |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by CharlyNick: 10:04am On Dec 05, 2015 |
They would have been probed by Now........... ![]() |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by victor2fresh(m): 10:04am On Dec 05, 2015 |
lol..nice one OP |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by kosiNwolisa1: 10:07am On Dec 05, 2015 |
naija rich guyz still get liquid brain |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by Gabaleve(m): 10:39am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Lol, 9ja niyen |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by nairayouthcom(m): 10:48am On Dec 05, 2015 |
CharlyNick: Gbam |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by killercute16(m): 11:05am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Lol......it goes a long way to show you how we value them |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by CaroLyner(f): 11:56am On Dec 05, 2015 |
killercute16:more like show off |
Re: Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian by samsard(m): 12:16pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Very funny, yet true. |
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