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Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 10:47am On Dec 05, 2015 |
This thread is just for fun..these are just the types of ladies i have come accross from my coasting different football pitch North and South, East and West in my locality in the name of playing football The Focused This are the set of ladies whose primary aim and objective is to learn new skills and gain more experience from the men performing on the pitch, they are the ones that stroll up and down the lenght and breath of the pitch as if they want to kidnap a baby. They are never restless as if they are the coach The Cheering Up Crew This set of ladies are just on the pitch just to shout, dance and clap, this set of ladies are never tired, they are always at alert and will start shouting on sighting an attempt by any player of the either parties to score a goal. The jest Makers without much explanation, they are always on d pitch just to bully any player that makes a single mistake, na dem go dey shout goal! goal! Even when the ball is off the pitch The Boyfriend/Lover supporters This are the girlfriend of the messi on the pitch, they are always on the pitch to watch their boyfriend performed on the field in order to correct his follies and are always monitoring his bags, gadget, shoes, jersey and the likes The Bored Ones This group of ladies are always on the pitch basically because they are bored at home and needs to catch some fun, they are always sitting at a corner of the field laughing even at unfunny thing The single and searching This ones are just on the pitch just to catch a date with any available dude, they can emptied a gallon of perfume on their body and wear their best attaire with high hill shoe to the pitch with the mindset of finding a date, they know nothing about football, they are always with headset on their head, na dem go dey form rihana on top dirtiness. The Commentators They are always on the pitch basically to comment, praise, criticize the players performing on the pitch and gists with the men on the field, they relate and compare almost all players on the field with one or two international players The staunch team supporters They are the women set of the team, they are on the field to support their male counterpart The sellers The final but not the least on the list are the sellers ranging from pure water to popcorn and the likes, na dem go just put weird make up + chewing gums coupled with all those chewing sounds..... Lemme put on my armour and get ready for una ladies bashing FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS........ |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by laurenziz6(m): 10:59am On Dec 05, 2015 |
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Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 11:07am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Single n searching on a football pitch? Haba bros |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Flashh: 11:09am On Dec 05, 2015 |
dachaste:So you think a single lady that went to watch match at the stadium just went there just because of the love for football? No! From there, a guy close to her will ask her so you love football? She will reply, YES I DO. As usual, the guy:I LOVE LADIES WHO LOVES FOOTBALL. Girl: OH REALLY?! Guy: I just like ladies who have passion for football. Girl: Blushed: Guy: Can we get to know each other? Girl: The searching girl: I don't need to prolong. Hope you get it now? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 11:24am On Dec 05, 2015 |
laurenziz6:hmm, visiting beach in d night is at ones risk ooooooo |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by babs01(m): 11:27am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Shegzkenneth: @bolded, Op Change d topic to Nigeria football pitch |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 11:27am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Flashh:bro u on point, na then she go start forming miss americana, lolz |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by kay9(m): 12:52pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
dachaste: Trying to imagine the look on your face when you said that "haba bros"! |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 1:29pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Flashh:. Haba naw . So she'll pay money or waste time to the stadium just to grab a BF? What do u guys take urself as self? Wen she gets the boy will he bring heaven down for her? And finally u should know dat if she doesn't enjoy football she won't be able to endure 90mins for nothing jus pretending If she use football as an excuse, definitely from day one the guy'll want to discuss football, how will she cope? Haba naw!!! U people shuld stop seeing urselves as demi gods biko. . If she really is looking for a BF, wot is d probability dats she'll ggrab a boxed up guy there aside broke a§s niggas |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 1:32pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
kay9: Lolz. My dear d guy's just annoying |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Shegzkenneth: You forgot the Tomboy Lesbians! |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Flashh: 4:58pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
dachaste: I couldn't pick any sense from your post. |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 6:40pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 6:59pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
babs01:loooolz, na only naija pitch u go find those poo abi |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 7:01pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
dachaste:Dear cool down na, girls are desperate and can do anything to find who to date |
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 7:19pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Shegzkenneth: Lolz. Since u don talk am I don calm down |
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