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Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 10:47am On Dec 05, 2015
This thread is just for fun..these are just the types of ladies i have come accross from my coasting different football pitch North and South, East and West in my locality in the name of playing football

The Focused

This are the set of ladies whose primary aim and objective is to learn new skills and gain more experience from the men performing on the pitch, they are the ones that stroll up and down the lenght and breath of the pitch as if they want to kidnap a baby. They are never restless as if they are the coach

The Cheering Up Crew
This set of ladies are just on the pitch just to shout, dance and clap, this set of ladies are never tired, they are always at alert and will start shouting on sighting an attempt by any player of the either parties to score a goal.

The jest Makers
without much explanation, they are always on d pitch just to bully any player that makes a single mistake, na dem go dey shout goal! goal! Even when the ball is off the pitch

The Boyfriend/Lover supporters
This are the girlfriend of the messi on the pitch, they are always on the pitch to watch their boyfriend performed on the field in order to correct his follies and are always monitoring his bags, gadget, shoes, jersey and the likes

The Bored Ones
This group of ladies are always on the pitch basically because they are bored at home and needs to catch some fun, they are always sitting at a corner of the field laughing even at unfunny thing

The single and searching
This ones are just on the pitch just to catch a date with any available dude, they can emptied a gallon of perfume on their body and wear their best attaire with high hill shoe to the pitch with the mindset of finding a date, they know nothing about football, they are always with headset on their head, na dem go dey form rihana on top dirtiness.

The Commentators
They are always on the pitch basically to comment, praise, criticize the players performing on the pitch and gists with the men on the field, they relate and compare almost all players on the field with one or two international players

The staunch team supporters
They are the women set of the team, they are on the field to support their male counterpart

The sellers
The final but not the least on the list are the sellers ranging from pure water to popcorn and the likes, na dem go just put weird make up + chewing gums coupled with all those chewing sounds.....

Lemme put on my armour and get ready for una ladies bashing

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS........
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by laurenziz6(m): 10:59am On Dec 05, 2015
The karishikas

The ones looking for their next victim to initiate into the world of darkness
If u think am lying visit elegushi beach 12am

Ask falz he knows better

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Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 11:07am On Dec 05, 2015
Single n searching on a football pitch? Haba bros
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Flashh: 11:09am On Dec 05, 2015
dachaste:
Single n searching on a football pitch? Haba bros
So you think a single lady that went to watch match at the stadium just went there just because of the love for football? No!

From there, a guy close to her will ask her so you love football?

She will reply, YES I DO. smiley

As usual, the guy:I LOVE LADIES WHO LOVES FOOTBALL. cheesy

Girl: OH REALLY?! shocked tongue

Guy: I just like ladies who have passion for football. wink

Girl: Blushed: smiley

Guy: Can we get to know each other? cool

Girl: The searching girl: smileysmileysmiley

sad I don't need to prolong. Hope you get it now? angry

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Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 11:24am On Dec 05, 2015
laurenziz6:
The karishikas

The ones looking for their next victim to initiate into the world of darkness
If u think am lying visit elegushi beach 12am

Ask falz he knows better
hmm, visiting beach in d night is at ones risk ooooooo
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by babs01(m): 11:27am On Dec 05, 2015
Shegzkenneth:
This thread is just for fun..these are just the types of ladies i have come accross from my coasting different football pitch North and South, East and West in my locality in the name of playing football

The Focused

This are the set of ladies whose primary aim and objective is to learn new skills and gain more experience from the men performing on the pitch, they are the ones that stroll up and down the lenght and breath of the pitch as if they want to kidnap a baby. They are never restless as if they are the coach

The Cheering Up Crew
This set of ladies are just on the pitch just to shout, dance and clap, this set of ladies are never tired, they are always at alert and will start shouting on sighting an attempt by any player of the either parties to score a goal.

The jest Makers
without much explanation, they are always on d pitch just to bully any player that makes a single mistake, na dem go dey shout goal! goal! Even when the ball is off the pitch

The Boyfriend/Lover supporters
This are the girlfriend of the messi on the pitch, they are always on the pitch to watch their boyfriend performed on the field in order to correct his follies and are always monitoring his bags, gadget, shoes, jersey and the likes

The Bored Ones
This group of ladies are always on the pitch basically because they are bored at home and needs to catch some fun, they are always sitting at a corner of the field laughing even at unfunny thing

The single and searching
This ones are just on the pitch just to catch a date with any available dude, they can emptied a gallon of perfume on their body and wear their best attaire with high hill shoe to the pitch with the mindset of finding a date, they know nothing about football, they are always with headset on their head, na dem go dey form rihana on top dirtiness.

The Commentators
They are always on the pitch basically to comment, praise, criticize the players performing on the pitch and gists with the men on the field, they relate and compare almost all players on the field with one or two international players

The staunch team supporters
They are the women set of the team, they are on the field to support their male counterpart

The sellers

The final but not the least on the list are the sellers ranging from pure water to popcorn and the likes, na dem go just put weird make up + chewing gums coupled with all those chewing sounds.....

Lemme put on my armour and get ready for una ladies bashing

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS........

@bolded, Op Change d topic to Nigeria football pitch
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 11:27am On Dec 05, 2015
Flashh:

So you think a single lady that went to to watch match at a the stadium just went there just because of the love for football?

From there, a guy close to her will ask her so you love football?

She will reply, YES I DO. smiley

As usual, the guy:I LOVE LADIES WHO LOVES FOOTBALL. cheesy

Girl: OH REALLY?! shocked tongue

Guy: I just like ladies who have passion for football. wink

Girl: Blushed: smiley

Guy: Can we get to know each. cool

Girl: The searching girl: smileysmileysmiley

sad I don't need to prolong. Hope you get it now? angry
bro u on point, na then she go start forming miss americana, lolz
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by kay9(m): 12:52pm On Dec 05, 2015
dachaste:
Single n searching on a football pitch? Haba bros


Trying to imagine the look on your face when you said that "haba bros"! grin grin
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 1:29pm On Dec 05, 2015
Flashh:

So you think a single lady that went to watch match at the stadium just went there just because of the love for football? No!

From there, a guy close to her will ask her so you love football?

She will reply, YES I DO. smiley

As usual, the guy:I LOVE LADIES WHO LOVES FOOTBALL. cheesy

Girl: OH REALLY?! shocked tongue

Guy: I just like ladies who have passion for football. wink

Girl: Blushed: smiley

Guy: Can we get to know each other. cool

Girl: The searching girl: smileysmileysmiley

sad I don't need to prolong. Hope you get it now? angry
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Haba naw





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So she'll pay money or waste time to the stadium just to grab a BF? What do u guys take urself as self? Wen she gets the boy will he bring heaven down for her? And finally u should know dat if she doesn't enjoy football she won't be able to endure 90mins for nothing jus pretending






If she use football as an excuse, definitely from day one the guy'll want to discuss football, how will she cope? Haba naw!!! U people shuld stop seeing urselves as demi gods biko.








.





If she really is looking for a BF, wot is d probability dats she'll ggrab a boxed up guy there aside broke a§s niggas
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 1:32pm On Dec 05, 2015
kay9:



Trying to imagine the look on your face when you said that "haba bros"! grin grin





Lolz. My dear d guy's just annoying
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 05, 2015
Shegzkenneth:
This thread is just for fun..these are just the types of ladies i have come accross from my coasting different football pitch North and South, East and West in my locality in the name of playing football

The Focused

This are the set of ladies whose primary aim and objective is to learn new skills and gain more experience from the men performing on the pitch, they are the ones that stroll up and down the lenght and breath of the pitch as if they want to kidnap a baby. They are never restless as if they are the coach

The Cheering Up Crew
This set of ladies are just on the pitch just to shout, dance and clap, this set of ladies are never tired, they are always at alert and will start shouting on sighting an attempt by any player of the either parties to score a goal.

The jest Makers
without much explanation, they are always on d pitch just to bully any player that makes a single mistake, na dem go dey shout goal! goal! Even when the ball is off the pitch

The Boyfriend/Lover supporters
This are the girlfriend of the messi on the pitch, they are always on the pitch to watch their boyfriend performed on the field in order to correct his follies and are always monitoring his bags, gadget, shoes, jersey and the likes

The Bored Ones
This group of ladies are always on the pitch basically because they are bored at home and needs to catch some fun, they are always sitting at a corner of the field laughing even at unfunny thing

The single and searching
This ones are just on the pitch just to catch a date with any available dude, they can emptied a gallon of perfume on their body and wear their best attaire with high hill shoe to the pitch with the mindset of finding a date, they know nothing about football, they are always with headset on their head, na dem go dey form rihana on top dirtiness.

The Commentators
They are always on the pitch basically to comment, praise, criticize the players performing on the pitch and gists with the men on the field, they relate and compare almost all players on the field with one or two international players

The staunch team supporters
They are the women set of the team, they are on the field to support their male counterpart

The sellers
The final but not the least on the list are the sellers ranging from pure water to popcorn and the likes, na dem go just put weird make up + chewing gums coupled with all those chewing sounds.....

Lemme put on my armour and get ready for una ladies bashing

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS........

You forgot the Tomboy Lesbians!
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Flashh: 4:58pm On Dec 05, 2015
dachaste:
.
Haba naw


So she'll pay money or waste time to the stadium just to grab a BF? What do u guys take urself as self? Wen she gets the boy will he bring heaven down for her? And finally u should know dat if she doesn't enjoy football she won't be able to endure 90mins for nothing jus pretending.


If she use football as an excuse, definitely from day one the guy'll want to discuss football, how will she cope? Haba naw!!! U people shuld stop seeing urselves as demi gods biko.

If she really is looking for a BF, wot is d probability dats she'll ggrab a boxed up guy there aside broke a§s niggas

I couldn't pick any sense from your post.
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 6:40pm On Dec 05, 2015
Flashh:


I couldn't pick any sense from your post.



Not surprising
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 6:59pm On Dec 05, 2015
babs01:

@bolded, Op Change d topic to Nigerian football pitch



loooolz, na only naija pitch u go find those poo abi
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by Nobody: 7:01pm On Dec 05, 2015
dachaste:
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Haba naw





.





So she'll pay money or waste time to the stadium just to grab a BF? What do u guys take urself as self? Wen she gets the boy will he bring heaven down for her? And finally u should know dat if she doesn't enjoy football she won't be able to endure 90mins for nothing jus pretending






If she use football as an excuse, definitely from day one the guy'll want to discuss football, how will she cope? Haba naw!!! U people shuld stop seeing urselves as demi gods biko.








.





If she really is looking for a BF, wot is d probability dats she'll ggrab a boxed up guy there aside broke a§s niggas
Dear cool down na, girls are desperate and can do anything to find who to date
Re: Top Ten Types Of Ladies That Are Always On The Football Pitch by dachaste(f): 7:19pm On Dec 05, 2015
Shegzkenneth:
Dear cool down na, girls are desperate and can do anything to find who to date


Lolz. Since u don talk am I don calm down

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