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Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by CoolUsername: 9:26pm On Dec 05, 2015
Reddit did the math and here's the verdict:

Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by Dekatron(m): 9:32pm On Dec 05, 2015
I'd rather be in hell & have 24hrs daily with people like Newton, than spend eternity with people like Babalola or any pas(business) tor.

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Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by Nobody: 9:32pm On Dec 05, 2015
people get time sha
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by menesheh(m): 9:47pm On Dec 05, 2015
Dekatron:
I'd rather be in hell & have 24hrs daily with people like Newton, than spend eternity with people like Babalola or any pas(business) tor.

Spending eternity with bunch of irrationals grin

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Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by menesheh(m): 9:51pm On Dec 05, 2015
Critical evaluation of the bible will land one to atheism wether one likes it or not.

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Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by BreezyCB(m): 10:15pm On Dec 05, 2015
Endtime

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Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by UyiIredia(m): 10:46pm On Dec 05, 2015
CoolUsername:
Reddit did the math and here's the verdict:

But there' lot of water and air to make heaven cool and still sweet to live in. It will simply be akin to taking a jacuzzi compared to having a sharp pin prick. In hell there's simply more fire and earth to make things very bad for a person.
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by UyiIredia(m): 10:47pm On Dec 05, 2015
Dekatron:
I'd rather be in hell & have 24hrs daily with people like Newton, than spend eternity with people like Babalola or any pas(business) tor.

Isaac Newton is not in hell. He believed in Jesus.
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by malvisguy212: 10:58pm On Dec 05, 2015
Silly thread and unreasonable posts. Who even force you entering heaven? Atheists are not worthy.
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by CoolUsername: 11:02pm On Dec 05, 2015
malvisguy212:
Silly thread and unreasonable posts. Who even force you entering heaven? Atheists are not worthy.
BURN IN HEAVEN!!!

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Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by johnydon22(m): 12:00am On Dec 06, 2015
Who ever have the impression that they have an afterlife that will be better than this life, that person is not really living this life but just waiting to die..

Y'all should have fun waiting to die and live in a better heaven or hell, i appreciate what i have and that is here and now.

Ignoring the earth for a Paradise is like ignoring substance to chase after shadow.. people who live in such wishful shadows end up not getting to live this one at all.

So while you are waiting to die to get to a better place, i choose to love the one i have and recognize nothing gets more beautiful.. I choose to live in the substance not chase after shadows.

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Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by Dekatron(m): 8:19am On Dec 06, 2015
UyiIredia:


Isaac Newton is not in hell. He believed in Jesus.

Nigga, Fvck that shiit!! Don't tell me shiit . . .



Newton was an Alchemist. He died of mercury poisoning . . . Will an Alchemist go to heaven??



Its like Vooks telling me he is not going to hell, but he can say YOU FOOL & Matt 5:22 said he is going to hell!!



Both you & vooks are hypocrites . . . .



According to Christianity, NEWTON IS IN HELL . . . If an Achemist can make heaven, I can also become U.S president. . . Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by Dekatron(m): 8:23am On Dec 06, 2015
menesheh:


Spending eternity with bunch of irrationals grin

Abi!! I cannot imagine me looking bored and singing a single song till eternity . . . . When great scientists have All the time they want in hell, to even solve the mathematics behind hell itself!! grin grin grin . . . . Oops!! Forgotten hell defies physics self. .




Both them and God are slowpokes. . . Not like he exists anyway.

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Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by menesheh(m): 8:27am On Dec 06, 2015
Dekatron:


Abi!! I cannot imagine me looking bored and singing a single song till eternity . . . . When great scientists have All the time they want in hell, to even solve the mathematics behind hell itself!! grin grin grin . . . . Oops!! Forgotten hell defies physics self. .




Both them and God are slowpokes. . . Not like he exists anyway.

Yea god is not guilty of existing. God is a word laboured on things bronze age men couldn't comprehend.
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by Nobody: 8:39am On Dec 06, 2015
Ha! Funny people
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by vooks: 10:53am On Dec 06, 2015
Dekatron:


Nigga, Fvck that shiit!! Don't tell me shiit . . .



Newton was an Alchemist. He died of mercury poisoning . . . Will an Alchemist go to heaven??



Its like Vooks telling me he is not going to hell, but he can say YOU FOOL & Matt 5:22 said he is going to hell!!



Both you & vooks are hypocrites . . . .



According to Christianity, NEWTON IS IN HELL . . . If an Achemist can make heaven, I can also become U.S president. . . Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

FOOL
Why will alchemists end up in hell?
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by orunto27: 3:04pm On Dec 06, 2015
Incorrect! It's cabbage
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by HCpaul(m): 3:45pm On Dec 06, 2015
Dekatron:
I'd rather be in hell & have 24hrs daily with people like Newton, than spend eternity with people like Babalola or any pas(business) tor.


Honestly, you made me laugh. I know that it is God's nature and commandment that you hate and not God himself.


My prayer for you:
"Father forgive him; for he know not what he was saying."
Re: Heaven Is Hotter Than Hell. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:52pm On Dec 06, 2015
UyiIredia:


But there' lot of water and air to make heaven cool and still sweet to live in. It will simply be akin to taking a jacuzzi compared to having a sharp pin prick. In hell there's simply more fire and earth to make things very bad for a person.

evidence?

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