MrCork:


...u come for help & when we try to help u be come agresive towards us.. did anybory ask u to go & cheat wit yor sister boy friend? ...sweery can I bet on ma £28,000(cash) range rover spot that u r dakskin? ..I lie?(no ofeinse)

iceberylin:



I bet my GalaxyS6 to anyone's #100
This guy smokes....

Rashycoolbabe:
[s]I know their type, it is common among igbos[/s]

chiteny:


You just said what i had in mind after reading her post. OP did your parents chase you out of their house. Girls of nowadays. They see living with a boyfriend as a norm. Christ!!!!!!

Next thing you hear "i am pregnant, should i abort it?" Next thing "my boyfriend wants to abandon me because i am pregnant." or better still "Guys are very wicked. After all these years i have slaved for him, he is calling it quits."

chichriso:
you are not married to him and u are living with him?

Then, it shows you are not responsible



*I dont mean to insult you please*

Estharfabian:
Well, it's your Problem...

You believe, You don't...None of my business..!

Rashycoolbabe:
I know their type, it is common among igbos

grad2012:
madam I love dat statement

thanks ma'am!

Mariojane:
what are you saying? Do you want a full time girlfriend? You want a girl Tht will be in your house from 1st of the month to 31st. Do you even consider she might have a job and she will want her privacy at times? Or you don't want your girlfriend to work? If she didn't work you are still going to come on nairaland to say your girlfriend is a golddigger. What gives you the impression that the one that visit on 27th didn't visit in her own free time? Or how sure re you that she is after you salary to be paid at month end?

chichriso:
you are not married to him and u are living with him?

Then, it shows you are not responsible

grad2012:
my broda pls don't be offended am quoting u.I don't mean to be nosy,but I just want to say GOD bless u for speaking the truth even as a man, cos I can see someone saying people are hypocrites.Damn u are one good man.

iceberylin:


I bet my GalaxyS6 to anyone's #100 This guy smokes....

smileysmiley:
Fellow nairalanders, I saw this post on Facebook and decided to share it cause it's really funny.

My boyfriend and I have been staying together for a while now and he is pretty serious about me cause he has shown it by cutting down some excesses that I never liked. Recently, his unmarried elder sister came to stay with us and she has been very welcoming and nice to me but she has a really weird behaviour, I think she is too possessive. My boyfriend leaves home early in the morning and after he leaves, she would hide the toothpaste and it will reappear again in the middle of the night, I had to get my personal toothpaste cause I didn't want to confront her. She hides virtually everything; pot, buckets, pure water, maggi, washing soap, amongst others and all these things reappear when someone else wants to use it, even the TV remote set. She has never used any harsh word on me before so I don't know if she is angry at me. She has even started hiding the general bathroom slippers, the thing don tire me ooooo... some of these things sef were bought with my money. Should I mention it to my boyfriend?

iceberylin:



I bet my GalaxyS6 to anyone's #100
This guy smokes....

jejemanito:
Checks her profile

Time registered: September 1st, 2015

No wonder

Welcome to nairalander or better still romance section featuring mrcork

Heads up: Never ever argue with mrcork, you regret it

Truss me

smileysmiley:
please who is he? cause I'm really dumbfounded that a human can be this senseless

Truckpusher:
But who keeps a girlfriend and an elder sister in the same house?

Op, tell your bf to make a choice between you and his elder sister else she will still come around to tell you about your man's favorite food if you guys end up together as man and wife.

Guys please keep your sisters away from the love of your life else they'll ruin it for you and get married someday leaving you to your woes or worst still try to make a choice for you. funny but true , these women are sometimes demons to their brothers.

Women ,especially sisters won't just let a loyal brother be. My two younger sisters tried it with my late fiancée and I showed both of them the door around 11 pm which stunned everyone including my parents but hey ! This is about you and not them.
After all you can't fucck your sisters.

anumide:

sorry for your loss.

MrCork:



....ok..so yor sister boy friend is weird afta u sleep wit him ..abi? ...sweeeery i hope u now see why we black guys aviod dakskin females? (no ofeinse)

Truckpusher:
Your sorry doesn't change anything, you can take it back and shove it where the sun doesn't shine through.

Homguy:
how can you not know Mr. Cork? smh

llaykorn:


MrCork? Trying to gain fame? Which time you register?

MrCork:






Sweeery look for yor glassses, cleannnit & wear it again...u clearly told us u sleep wit yor sisters boyfriend when u saw the picture on facebook coz he refuse to marry u..READ YOR POST AGAIN..U SAID IT...& YOU A CHEATER..PIRRRIOD!!! (no Ofeinse)

pweetychyka:


Wat I don't seem to understand is "wat is special abt mrcork?"

billionman:


Nothing special about him. But you can see that he successfully derailed the thread with his sarcastic gimmicks and almost became the subject of discourse. That's what is special about him. He's a very intelligent guy so don't judge him base on his sarcastic comments. I miss Yuzedo.

pweetychyka:


Wat I don't seem to understand is "wat is special abt mrcork?"

Homguy:
he's a popular clown on nairaland. Has been around for a long time,

pomsky:





[size=14pt].......dis nairaland sef, if you want to hide things from some, just put it in a little write up.
Mrcork, pls tell me where you see in d whole write up where the Op mentioned, "sister's boyfriend"?
Yet, you have 35 likes to your comment. May God help us!
Abi seun go dey ask for proficiency in English b4 people go register for NL?
Imagine, 35 people click "like". This one no get remedy again. [/size]

Truckpusher:
Your sorry doesn't change anything, you can take it back and shove it where the sun doesn't shine through.

oslae:
meanie