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FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD / 2015 Unilorin: Utme And Direct Entry Applicants / The medical students and aspirants thread (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:13pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
MrTopeQs,how are you now. FTC BACK2BACK |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 9:16pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
DharmyYinks: Hehehe, Alright. Now you know |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 9:17pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
haywhy911: Nay, not me |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:20pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
haywhy911: I'm fine jare, thanks..................how that grave-yard of a city called ABJ |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:21pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
TheMainMan, how far, how market |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:22pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Mhizrikis:okay ma. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:25pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
TopeQs:LOL.Its boring o. Not everywhere in ABJ is like a graveyard o. Anyway,it's a graveyard where I stay. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:26pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
TopeQs:Lolz..it did bring a smile 2 my face..thanks. Get well soon. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:27pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
[b] As I reash church I first notice say like 70% of us wear suit and like 90% wear black suit so bad me come d unique in my blue suit I just waka majestically and synthetically go siddon for my seat, first thing wey I notice be say my left and right na guys siddon there but girls d my back and front sha ( I just tell maserf say this church go boring die today As dancing time ready... I just d my own d do big boy dance naim peeps jus d meet me say em like my suit ooo I jus d smile d catch Cruz as usual ... One chick wey fine like maltina bottle come tell me for ear say I LOVE YOUR SUIT AND WOULDN'T MIND COMING OVER TO COLLECT IT .... My mind firs ring like Nokia torchlight ringtone .... I jus decide compose smile tell her thanks (for my mind... Your number go enter my phone today ) As e d hot.. Pastor jus begin talk say TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR AND TELL HIM/HER I LOVE YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.... na so I turn see say my neighbor na guy (that na 14yrs niyen ooo) I jus burst laf turn face my forward... D guy serf burst laff before I know people jus d laf anyhow cus boys no gree talk am to fellow guys I jus d reason the babe wey d my front as she fine reash and the pickup line to use for her [/b] Make I add tomato paste for this beans I d come 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 9:27pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
TopeQs:... E don do na.. Shey i offend all of u bfr ni... ... |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Mhizrikis(f): 9:28pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
haywhy911: Yes sir 1 Like |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:28pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
[b] As e d go I jus decide begin do survey of the church Omo that church get fine girls gaan ooo e be like na only COZA and maybe RHEMA fit boast say dem get finer girls than the church I jus sight one smallie wey d look me , as ah catch her she jus pretend like say no be me she bin d look but as per sharp guy I dn already code wassup... After gbogbotigbo.. Offering time reach Thank God say their offering envelope no be those white transparent ones... I jus dip hand for my suit comot my 20# stylishly put am for offering basket as if na 1000# I port put As church close naim dm say make first timers wait behind.. I jus siddon d wait naim I turn see the smallie ooo .... I jus look her smile come use my most fav pickup line before you know she dn gimme number (I count am for my mind 1down 2more to go ) After all them talk talk..I see nylon back with package inside...I dn reason say na fried rice ni oooo... I jus smile look inside come see say an coke and sticker My mood change...if say dem d change gift I for demand for rice aswear I jus d use d vex move outside naim I jam that chick wey wan come collect ma suit for door... I jus drop small punchlines for her head na there I come discover say an even fellow Arewa girl serf from JTown (JOS) .. I just collect her number,name ,dept(HIS) and level (400) tell her say I go call her later... Before I know she dn d invite me say den get evening program and make I try attend am.... I jus reason for my mind say how I go go church twice in a day abi na me be church founder ni I jus flash her my white teeth tell her say I go show (For dream abi... Na me be una pastor abi una no d get visitor for una church ) I jus pack my things begin go down... I jus jam one better chick... If you see the girl Cowbell ehnnn.... You for use am do breakfast for your whole compound and lunch go still half of una.. Omo if you see as ma English Behind ehn... I begin d drop all my flows and rhymes make d girl gimme number but she jus d smile like second hand lab-rat As I jus give up tel her say "see you some other time" she jus smile say make I give her my phone ... I jus say make I see wetin she wan do.. Na there the bae type number gimme oooo.. Come see as I happy like person wey jus win express ticket from Borno ... She even tell me her address serf I jus count am (3 babes today ) Anyways I come house drink the coke finish come sleep wake up see 5misswd calls from the "suit-girl" I come d feel maserf as I call her back she begin tell me say dm been d expect me for church ni... I jus hiss pretend say network bad off the call ( who una wan turn full member for una church abi una no want make I chop new comer gift for RHEMA next Sunday ). [/b] 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
haywhy911:Okay....anyway nah you dey run all this baes nah, so enjoy yourself....... |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by SapphireZ(f): 9:30pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
haywhy911:. The day can't get any better abi? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:31pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
khassy: funny dude.... |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:31pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
MzLarem: thanks......hope you doing good? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Akjwyzepal(m): 9:35pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Hoothman:lol. I must be an angel then. I take little exceptions 2 jokes next time. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:35pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
TheMainMan: oya no vex........... |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 9:36pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
haywhy911:Am also a Kano Pillars supporter too... #SAI MAISUGIDA.. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adelolaa(m): 9:38pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 9:40pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
TopeQs:Eeyah...hope u better now... or u need some love to heal ya. Temibobo8 can come in handy. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 9:41pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Mhizrikis:Tanks.. hw was ur day?? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:41pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
khassy:ur endtime beans wey neva done..u still wan add tomato paste. Ewa jemse. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:42pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Ridwan1821:LOL, SAI MASU GIDA. I used to like Sunshine Stars of Akure then. But they've fizzled out. Wasn't happy our eleven yearz home record was broken |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TheMainMan: 9:45pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
TopeQs:.. ... 1 Like |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:45pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Na was for this mumu network ooo Anyways na there today matter end sha.... So for now this na the ranking of churches 1)DIGC 2)MICC 3)LFC 4)RCF Unchecked churches yet 1)Rhema 2)COZA |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:46pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Na was for this mumu network ooo Anyways na there today matter end sha.... So for now this na the ranking of churches 1)DIGC 2)MICC 3)LFC 4)RCF Unchecked churches yet 1)Rhema 2)COZA Oya make I go find new chick against next weekend Anybody wey d one odo make he jam me for bekandims ... I wear green trouser and white polo with blue easy wear and fadeout glasses |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:46pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
SapphireZ:Can't get any worse u mean? Sapphire,go and check your mail one last time |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 9:47pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
DharmyYinks: only if love could heal sickness BTW ...... duke59 don steal temibobo8 commot for my beloved hand, the girl sef wan friend zone me......but I reject it...... |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:47pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
TopeQs:yea nd u? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:47pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
(1) (2) (3) ... (1791) (1792) (1793) (1794) (1795) (1796) (1797) ... (1996) (Reply)
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