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Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by siamia(f): 6:53pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
Hello peeps, hope ur enjoying ur evening. Someone posted this , and after I had a good belly laugh, I cudnt resist posting it here: enjoy! Dear Brothers & Sisters in the House , it is now 20 days to Christmas! Last year one man sent me 2 bags of rice and he won the American Visa lottery. He has since moved to America with his family. My friend that gave me hampers has now been blessed with a set of twin babies after 6 years of no child in marriage. One Doctor sent me a pair of Italian leather shoes, a designer perfume and a gold wrist watch and he shared a testimony that he got a 6 digit salary job with WHO. Another lawyer gave me just $1,000 and he was appointed DG to a very big federal agency. The one who bought me a French suit (it is still hanging in my closet) moved in to his all-room ensuite apartment in Banana Island within 3 weeks of the gift. A contractor that gave me two cows won a multi-billion naira airport project just two weeks after his generosity to me. Finally someone bought me a special car and was promoted from an assistant manager to the general manager of his company. This year is your turn for signs and wonder. Give and it shall be given unto you... Bring the right gifts and see uncommon transformation in your life. Bring cows, turkeys, electronics, ipads etc to start receiving your miracles. You can up it to gifts of exotic cars and duplexes for your testimonies to shift to d level of flying in your own private jets and owning your own estates! Hurry before the rush begins and then I will stop accepting gifts PS: text messages, online and social media messages including whatsapp messages, greeting cards are not considered as gifts. Hurry now while offer last. Compliments of the season to you all! 2 Likes |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Toks2008(m): 8:39pm On Dec 05, 2015 |
siamia:lol... |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by ddshow(m): 1:24pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
My salutation to this cultured class. It's been a while on here. I hope life is treating us all if nothing but fairly well. Thanks for all the mentions, I appreciate every extension of love. I have been getting PM's requesting update on the soirée and I really don't deem it right to answer everyone individually since it all began here. Like I said before now, it was basically a thought to arrange a meetup between Lag peeps...I never made it my call. I sincerely apologize if this has in anyway offended anyone. I don't intend to take anyone's place or be engaged in any form of supremacy contest. I am sorry, I won't be interested in pulling any soirée anymore as I have come to understand there's already one being concoct by the op. I'll suggest we all align with that. In other news, S/O to the wonderful buddies i've met so far from this class....we've got some really beautiful and intelligent minds here. And that my crush that's been stalking, our matter no be here....Lol Happy Sunday and a merry Xmas in advance. |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Melsan: 7:29pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
ddshow:Merry Christmas in advance to you too |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by vivaciousvivi(f): 5:55am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Ishilove:Hahahahaha. Those who have been with this thread would know I have been down on the dumps lately but this story nearly made me fall off my bed with laughter. I am sure I woke my closest neighbours! I kept visualising the dudes teeth, the bus, the "agutans" - how where they made to sit still in a moving vehicle? , and the general sitting positions! You just made my day. Thank you Hi all...its been a while. May this day make u all smile as Ishilove has made mine. Cheers 2 Likes |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by halexito(m): 8:06am On Dec 08, 2015 |
More MARRIED COUPLE, this is worth reading. My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders. Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness. I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings, I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband, is my complete opposite, his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about love. One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce. “Why?” he asked, shocked. “I am tired, there are no reasons for everything in the world!” I answered. He kept silent the whole night, seems to be in deep thought with a lighted cigarette at all times. My feeling of disappointment only increased, here was a man who can’t even express his predicament, what else can I hope from him? And finally he asked me:” What can I do to change your mind?” Somebody said it right, it’s hard to change a person’s personality, and I guess, I have started losing faith in him. Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered : “Here is the question, if you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind, Let’s say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death, will you do it for me?” He said :” I will give you your answer tomorrow….” My hopes just sank by listening to his response. I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting, underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes…. My dear, “I would not pick that flower for you, but please allow me to explain the reasons further..” This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading. “When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, and you cry in front of the screen, I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs. You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you. You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city, I have to save my eyes to show you the way. You always have the cramps whenever your “good friend” approaches every month, I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy. You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom. You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes, I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails, and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand… and tell you the color of flowers, just like the color of the glow on your young face… Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do… I could not pick that flower yet, and die.. ” My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting… and as I continue on reading… “Now, that you have finished reading my answer, if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk… I rush to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread…. Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone… That’s life, and love. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness. Love shows up in all forms, even very small and cheeky forms, it has never been a model, it could be the most dull and boring form.. . flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands… and that’s our life… Love, not words win arguments… - Facebook. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ishilove: 8:06am On Dec 08, 2015 |
vivaciousvivi:I'm glad I was able to make you laugh. Thank God The driver removed the last seat and forced all four rams to sit. The dude sat beside me so that he could pacify the rams whenever they began acting up. |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by halexito(m): 8:07am On Dec 08, 2015 |
Good morning everyone! |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by nouvelle(f): 6:31pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
halexito: Hiya Halexito. Good evening to you. The write up you pasted earlier is really good. I am not where the lady is but I have saved it just in case I ever get to that point so I can read it and remember the reasons I fell in love. Thank you And as always, special greetings to udysweet, gratefulme40, magneto, siamia and everyone else. Vivaciousvivi I am sending hugs your way. Merry Christmas. |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by udysweet(f): 11:41pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Good evening everyone! Trust we're doing great? Been awfully quiet in here,lol! Guess the festive season keeping us busy too? @nouvelle,tnx dearie for d mention,Hugs! Hope d weather is friendly over der? Regards to DH. Just came back frm the first night of our shiloh 2015 from Glory to Glory encounter and am glad to announce to us here amongs other things:we're changing levels,we're breaking forth,God has positioned us in a place where d devil cnt pull us dwn again,from been dominated to dominating,infact its endless,lemme stop here,lol! I got my shiloh expectations prayer card and dis thread is among my prayer request,it shall not be an effort in futility,Amen! The purpose of this thread shall manifest as we shall gather in a twinkle of an eye to celebrate God's awesome wonders amongst us,Amen! I hope our day went well? Sorry for d long epistle,and to dos who worry dat I type long,make una pardon me,I go soon quiet again smal,loool! Am gonna be off to bed soon but special shoutout to d few pple I can remember now DDshow Toks2008(Oga to sure ju,tuale for u,lol) Halexito Myminder Bleble Fourfunmi Melsan Blessedbeads Neoapocalypse Sonofananimal Klassik Bisjosh Magneto(my semi ayin eka,lol) Missbronze(chief mopol,lol) Lolu20 Torqque7 TollyB(I still say Amen to ur prayers for me) Bluepearls Gratefulme40 and to @Op I'll stop here,till I get d full list,lol! I wish all of us a wonderful night rest. He giveth His beloved sleep,u will sleep without stress. Give it to God and watch Him go to work. Sweetdreams*hugs and kisses* |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Nobody: 1:22am On Dec 09, 2015 |
udysweet:thanks very much and I do like how you use your words to encourage someone, just like Paul in the bible and how he pass his message to the churches with word of encouragement and hope! and I know he has already see you through and ensure you are victorious in what ever aspect of circumstances, so do the rest of us here! and I do wish you people a merry Christmas in advance. thank you. 1 Like |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by udysweet(f): 6:50am On Dec 09, 2015 |
sonofananimal:you're welcome dear. A thunderous Amen o, lol. Wish u merry cChristmas in advance too. 1 Like |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by halexito(m): 8:47am On Dec 09, 2015 |
GENERAL TIPS ON DATING: . 1. You don't need to check his/her phone in search for text messages from other guys/babes. Stop spoiling your mind or giving yourself hypertension unnecessarily. . 2. Never you beg someone to love you. You don't beg for love. You allow love to grow gradually. Do things that will make the person develop love for you gradually. Not by begging or shedding tears. . 3. If your partner says he/she wants to quit the relationship, allow him/her to go. Who told you that there is no one like your partner? There are many people who are better than your partner. A better person will come into your life. . 4. To avoid the pain of heart break, do not give the whole of your heart, your body and your life to someone when you fall in love with the person. Human being cannot be trusted; they can break your heart at any time. . 5. Being in love does not mean that you should worship the person you are in love with. Respect them but don't worship them . 6. For the fact that you are in love with someone does not mean that you should ignore and disregard every other human being on earth except your lover. That is cowardice. . 7. The number one person in your life must be God and not your boyfriend/girlfriend. Don't allow love turn you into a coward. . 8. Do not Love with your heart alone. Use your brain also. . 9. Heartbreak is not the end of the world. It may be the open door to a happier life and a better relationship with a new partner. . 10. Do not be afraid of falling in love again after a heartbreak. If a door did not close, a better door will not open. - Facebook. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Dirkcoyt: 10:16am On Dec 09, 2015 |
missbronze: You aren't looking bad |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by mart2k(m): 12:31pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
VenusBetty:Really? I am ready to teach u bad things. Ar u ready to learn it too? |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by mart2k(m): 12:32pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
siamia:Hmm |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by mart2k(m): 12:37pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
siamia:Oh my God! I almost cry. Gud work frm u. Cnt wait to share dos memorable days wit som1111. Ar u in Abuja? |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by mart2k(m): 12:43pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
siamia:Koko close-chief Oluwalanbe Lodge. U remember? What abt Sesame Street? |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Nobody: 1:38pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Dirkcoyt:thanks. Hope your day is going well. |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Dirkcoyt: 2:32pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
missbronze: Its been stressful , but we thank God, what of you |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Nobody: 3:30pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
mart2k:how old are you? |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by mart2k(m): 8:04pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
VenusBetty:35. Wat abt u |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Nobody: 8:12pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
mart2k:makes you 5 years older than I am |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by mart2k(m): 8:16pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
VenusBetty:Gud. Somtin tels me u live in Maiduguri. |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Toks2008(m): 8:21pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
VenusBetty: This babe fine o in a calm way. Honestly make GOD help man o because these days i no dey even think of having a woman again despite my age...I suppose go shiloh for special prayer. |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Toks2008(m): 8:25pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
missbronze:See fine fine babes scatter throwey for this thread o and i dey hear dey roast...oya make i begin try my luck one by one *Starts sending PMs* |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Toks2008(m): 8:28pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
nouvelle: Ok this one still dey ghost mode. I wan begin check every lady member of this thread profile pics today. Eni ni e ni nje e ni a be lowe |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Toks2008(m): 8:30pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
petkruz: This one be like person wey go fine well well but she cover her face, Abeg make una no vex o,i no dey desperate but i wan marry before this year end. |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Toks2008(m): 8:33pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
udysweet: E no good make person dey too familiar with babe wey person still fit approach because this one don turn my sister finish. |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Toks2008(m): 8:34pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
milychocs: Ghost mode..i dey fear ghost mode people... |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Nobody: 8:34pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
mart2k:hahahahahahahahaha, something is lying |
Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Toks2008(m): 8:36pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
Bisjosh: Ifahia say hot chics no dey this thread..I.F.A.H.I.A |
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