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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Sagamite(m): 8:17pm On Dec 10, 2015
Mixty:

I will not respond to your senseless and meaningless posts till you give me proof. You falsely pride yourself as being an intellect. Prove it.
So if I decide to spend my time in a thread, does that imply anything? What does that prove.

For once, stop being silly. I can offer you free lessons on how to be refined.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

A product of a failed education system.

Wait till you catch something that would kill you. Hopeless fooooool! grin grin grin grin

You are spending time on the thread asking for contact details for nothing? Cretin! grin grin grin grin
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:17pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
Na your own wahala be dat ooooo


Whether my write-up is devoid of blunders or not, it should be the least of your worries.. Create your own article(s) and let's see how better you are


This is not an English tutorial class so there's no showing off here.. Wisdom is a virtue to correct others humbly, not a showcase of superiority over others


It's said that wise people make attempt, but fo.olish people pick the errors in it


This is the last reply you will get from me

Eya Pele. But u were d one dt claimed superiority when u categorically said those of us dt can't communicate lucidly and fluently in english are illiterates.

Hope u learnt something.

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:17pm On Dec 10, 2015
freshvine:
Judging lifestyles and individual's perception shouldn't be the yardstick to be qualified as being literate.

I'll agree on manners but perception based on inclination is wantonly insufficient to give credence to your scholarly views. In that order, it's pertinent to concur that your disposition is perfunctory in variance to any intelligence of common sense.

While I'm of the school of thought that your threads are apt and concise, this one needs serious academic evaluation if my premise is acceptable.
if I'm your employer I would have SACK you long before you start talking.

just use simple ENGLISH and explain what you are talking!

don't you know we are all an illiterate here! undecided

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by kafero(m): 8:19pm On Dec 10, 2015
When you are always reading nairaland. grin grin grin
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by henrylowe(m): 8:20pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
Na your own wahala be dat ooooo


Whether my write-up is devoid of blunders or not, it should be the least of your worries.. Create your own article(s) and let's see how better you are


This is not an English tutorial class so there's no showing off here.. Kindly write an application letter to one of the local primary schools in your locality and display your Queens' English talent. Wisdom is a virtue to correct others humbly, not a showcase of superiority over others


It's said that wise people make attempt, but fo.olish people pick the errors in it


This is the last reply you will get from me
And Tosyne finally murdered the so called janellemonae... Who would ever thought Tosyne could engage in bashing?

Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:22pm On Dec 10, 2015
EMMYINZOE:
this guy is absolutely right. education is not about going to school, is more of knowing the real facts necesaary to live a better life in this world.
you are a deceiver of men! undecided

many educated people are still living worst life,
if what you said is true this world won't be having problems.

so eat what you just said now!
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by henrylowe(m): 8:23pm On Dec 10, 2015
janellemonae:


Eya Pele. But u were d one dt claimed superiority when u categorically said those of us dt can't communicate lucidly and fluently in english are illiterates.

Hope u learnt something.
Be like say this write-up hit you real hard cos I can feel your pain cheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 8:25pm On Dec 10, 2015
kafero:
When you are always reading nairaland. grin grin grin
My hand no dey dis one wey u talk oooo cheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 8:28pm On Dec 10, 2015
Mixty:

I will not respond to your senseless and meaningless posts till you give me proof. You falsely pride yourself as being an intellect. Prove it.
So if I decide to spend my time in a thread, does that imply anything? What does that prove.

For once, stop being silly. I can offer you free lessons on how to be refined.
Bros take it easy ooooo cheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by henrylowe(m): 8:30pm On Dec 10, 2015
If the OP's write-up makes no sense to you, then you are a certified illiterate
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:31pm On Dec 10, 2015
henrylowe:
Be like say this write-up hit you real hard cos I can feel your pain cheesy

It really did.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by henrylowe(m): 8:33pm On Dec 10, 2015
DiscoDancer:
Tosyne2much, you write nonsense all the time. You make your silly immature lists because you want popularity, meanwhile you don't know what the hell you are talking about.

I don't blame you I blame the mod that pushes your rubbish posts to the fp.
Another illiterate is spotted. Take it easy madam
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by BossTtdiamonds(m): 8:33pm On Dec 10, 2015
SeverusSnape:
10. Believing APC will bring change.

If you believed or still believing the above, then your education was a waste, In fact, go and request for the tuition fee you paid all these years.

11. If you disagree with the above ^^^

If you don't agree with the tenth point, then your case is irredeemable. You need psychological evaluation, Because you're suffering from acute buhariasis.

In as much as I disagree with your post..
I'd have to admit it kept me laughing for minutes... also threw in a like..
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tony4s: 8:35pm On Dec 10, 2015
Sveen ar u sayin dat no one sag in unilorin
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Omotayor123(f): 8:35pm On Dec 10, 2015
freshvine:
Judging lifestyles and individual's perception shouldn't be the yardstick to be qualified as being literate.

I'll agree on manners but perception based on inclination is wantonly insufficient to give credence to your scholarly views. In that order, it's pertinent to concur that your disposition is perfunctory in variance to any intelligence of common sense.

While I'm of the school of thought that your threads are apt and concise, this one needs serious academic evaluation if my premise is acceptable.
Chai..... I trowey salute for your vocabulary oooocheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by henrylowe(m): 8:37pm On Dec 10, 2015
janellemonae:


It really did.
I truly if you know this dude, you should have noticed that he doesn't really take life so serious. He only posts for the fun that's all and the mods like it because they are always interesting
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by freshvine(f): 8:38pm On Dec 10, 2015
sonofananim[/color]al:
if I'm your employer I would have SACK you long before you start talking.( [color=#990000] You should learn to begin every of your opening sentence with paragraph. Another point is that I typed but didn't speak).

just use simple ENGLISH and explain what you are talking!( Again your grammatical blunder is inconceivable and to say the least a phrase doesn't make a sentence meaning this paragraph is wasted due to half baked education no thanks to failed educational system. Are you a product of quota system?)

don't you know we are all an illiterate here! undecided
)( You should've stereotype not generalized for emphasis. Besides, the right lexis should be : Have you not realized we're illiterate here?)



Now, who deserve a sack, a myopic clown or an intelligentsia?
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 8:39pm On Dec 10, 2015
henrylowe:
And Tosyne finally murdered the so called janellemonae... Who would ever thought Tosyne could engage in bashing?
You know I barely go angry... Sowi for disappointing you dis nyt tongue
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Sveen: 8:40pm On Dec 10, 2015
tony4s:
Sveen ar u sayin dat no one sag in unilorin
You can. But if caught by a lenient security, he might leave you if you apologize. But if caught by an aggrieved one, it's expulsion.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:42pm On Dec 10, 2015
sonofananimal:
Lolzzzz!

no be fight na cheesy

just enjoy the fun and criticism!


you know what you are already unless you are really an illiterate who always fight on meaningless stuff.


COME AND TAKE A HUG FROM ME wink
I don't take hugs from son of animals tongue
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:49pm On Dec 10, 2015
DiscoDancer:

I don't take hugs from son of animals tongue
but once I tag a million dollars to that animal, you will want to a take a hug ABI? tongue
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:51pm On Dec 10, 2015
sonofananimal:
but once I tag a million dollars to that animal, you will want to a take a hug ABI? tongue
Add a glock and I will nearly kill u wit hugs cheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:54pm On Dec 10, 2015
freshvine:
)( You should've stereotype not generalized for emphasis. Besides, the right lexis should be : Have you not realized we're illiterate here?)



Now, who deserve a sack, a myopic clown or an intelligentsia?
lolzz! now I know that common sense is not so common anymore!

think and reason before you write something.

now go back and grab the meaning of that post.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Mixty: 8:54pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
Bros take it easy ooooo cheesy
Nah.. I ain't angry with that ediot called Sagamite grin grin grin grin
I am just calling him what he is - an unrefined fool.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by freshvine(f): 8:58pm On Dec 10, 2015
sonofananimal:
lolzz! now I know that common sense is not so common anymore!

think and reason before you write something.

now go back and grab the meaning of that post.


Now I am can tell you've no fundamental privilege to be mentally composed.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:59pm On Dec 10, 2015
DiscoDancer:

Add a glock and I will nearly kill u wit hugs cheesy
don't worry! unless I'm FOOLISH enough to add glock just for an ordinary hug cheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Sagamite(m): 8:59pm On Dec 10, 2015
Mixty:

Nah.. I ain't angry with that ediot called Sagamite grin grin grin grin

I am just calling him what he is - an unrefined fool.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You know Nigerian education systme have destroyed your life?

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 9:00pm On Dec 10, 2015
freshvine:


Now I am can tell you've no fundamental privilege to be mentally composed.
just look at who is trying to correct my English grin

fish brain
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by calcal: 9:02pm On Dec 10, 2015
OP is total illiterate!

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Toks2008(m): 9:07pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
Nemesis you come knock your door one day tongue

Nemesis ke?im not the type of guy that has business with nemesis....na person wey dey screw about go dey fear that one...cant even touch a lady i cant marry and any lady that allows a man to use condom on her is sexually reckless and cheap...quote me anywhere...condom is mainly for casual sex with a lady you have no deep respect or affection for.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 9:10pm On Dec 10, 2015
Toks2008:


Nemesis ke?im not the type of guy that has business with nemesis....na person wey dey screw about go dey fear that one...cant even touch a lady i cant marry and any lady that allows a man to use condom on her is sexually reckless and cheap ...quote me anywhere...condom is mainly for casual sex with a lady you have no deep respect or affection for.
shocked
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 9:12pm On Dec 10, 2015
sonofananimal:
just look at who is trying to correct my English grin

fish brain
hahahahahaa cheesy


That awkward moment when you gbagaun when you are trying to correct the gbagaun of others cheesy

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