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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nicepoker(m): 9:12pm On Dec 10, 2015
wristbangle:


Am sorry to say but none of your statement makes sense. There is NO correlation between the OP's article and your point
how will u feel comfortable with his post. When u still believe that apc will bring change.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 9:17pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
hahahahahaa cheesy


That awkward moment when you gbagaun when you are trying to correct the gbagaun of others cheesy
Lolzzzz.

me no say I no too sabi speak English but her own case worse.

naso we see life ohh!
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by freshvine(f): 9:24pm On Dec 10, 2015
sonofananimal:
just look at who is trying to correct my English grin

fish brain

Clown! Auto complete insert "am". That's what we call printer's devil in journalism
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Hyperchi(m): 9:27pm On Dec 10, 2015
dat why most of u literate end up knowing englishii more than ur. native language.

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 9:28pm On Dec 10, 2015
freshvine:


Clown! Auto complete insert "am". That's what we call printer's devil in journalism
madame English!

I done hear!


ok
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by wristbangle: 9:28pm On Dec 10, 2015
Nicepoker:
how will u feel comfortable with his post. When u still believe that apc will bring change.

Mtchewwww! I am not a fan of APC and PDP. Only a fan to who performs well.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by firstking01(m): 9:35pm On Dec 10, 2015
wristbangle:
11. Urinating and throwing dirts in public

I saw one guy in tuxedo today at Lekki when he came down from his car with the thought that he wants to use the ATM only for him to urinate in front of the bank drainage system admist people and throw the plastic bottle water in his hand on the floor. The security men challenged him but instead of showing empathy, he was reigning curse on them. I just don't understand why a good looking/educated guy will degrade himself to this shameful act. SMH
oga wristy, i tink say u for follow tosyn for back as usuall to mk ftc, wetin hapen todaycheesy?

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by wristbangle: 9:36pm On Dec 10, 2015
firstking01:
oga wristy, i tink say u for follow tosyn for back as usuall to mk ftc, wetin hapen todaycheesy?

Na network rob me bro cry
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by firstking01(m): 9:39pm On Dec 10, 2015
Op who told u that being literate is only synonymous to those who went to skul huh?,..the word literate means alot o...next time be more specific...u try...ur creative tho.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by mrkings84(m): 9:50pm On Dec 10, 2015
Going to church with phones and chargers without a Bible

Abeg check out my signature for extra cash flow this season and beyond
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by firstking01(m): 9:51pm On Dec 10, 2015
wristbangle:

Na network rob me bro cry
lwkmcheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Emeka71(m): 9:57pm On Dec 10, 2015
@Tosyne2much; you are really informative and inspiring on this forum; I hereby declare you the 9ralander of the year.

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Truckpusher(m): 10:01pm On Dec 10, 2015
I never wanted to put down my precious comment on this thread that I saw as a classic display of olodoism due to the op's hate for benevolence criticism, even as some supposedly educated folks in this forum have almost agreed with the op's lopsided and childish presumption.

First of all let us define 'illiteracy' and the common factor(s) used in considering one as an 'illiterate' in every society across the globe.

Illiteracy is defined as one who is unable to read or write in the basic accepted lingua franca of his direct locality as accepted as a means of communication by law or cultural affiliation due to ethnicity,race or community.Hence the Chinese man who can't speak English Language fluently but well versed in Mandarin and well educated on any profession cannot be considered as an illiterate by an English man just the same way a French man that can't speak German fluently cannot be classified as an illiterate by a German.

So op, pray tell - How does one's bad habit,life style,sexual preferences and mode of dressing amount to illiteracy?


I am waiting for an answer.....

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Nobody: 10:09pm On Dec 10, 2015
No offence but half the stuff written here are just negatives from the writer's point of view. Not neccessarily a justification for being illiterate or otherwise.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Shollay20(m): 10:10pm On Dec 10, 2015
Playing nairabet, merrybet, surebet and 1960bet does dat mean illiteracy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by siinno(m): 10:28pm On Dec 10, 2015
hayorzzyzx:



Shey English con be your mother tongue?......talk na

I guessed; that's your lackness basic .. Cos, yu tuned up so heavy like someone that needs pleasure cheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Truckpusher(m): 10:29pm On Dec 10, 2015
zubyarchangel:
No offence but half the stuff written here are just negatives from the writer's point of view. Not neccessarily a justification for being illiterate or otherwise.
The hilarious part of this whole thing is to see people that were supposedly educated not being able to pick the holes from the flawed write-up and call it what it is.


So ,if one due to his economic circumstances couldn't afford some clothing that are supposedly be in tandem with what one should combine to look well dressed (note here : not expensively dressed )as to what can be adjudged to be properly dressed, then he's an illiterate. grin grin smh


That must be some crappy note from a medieval writer of the Catholic faith who formulated the purgatory and the theory of penance. grin

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by justjify(m): 10:36pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
[i]

10. Another sign is working for a scammer angry
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 10:41pm On Dec 10, 2015
justjify:


10. Another sign is working for a scammer angry
Yeah you are right !
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 10:43pm On Dec 10, 2015
firstking01:
oga wristy, i tink say u for follow tosyn for back as usuall to mk ftc, wetin hapen todaycheesy?
Baba, why be say all the people wey you dey follow be ladies ? cheesy


Hell fire is real ooooo cheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 10:45pm On Dec 10, 2015
Emeka71:
@Tosyne.2much; you are really informative and inspiring on this forum; I hereby declare you the 9ralander of the year.
Seriously ? :shocked
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 10:52pm On Dec 10, 2015
Truckpusher:
I never wanted to put down my precious comment on this thread that I saw as a classic display of olodoism due to the op's hate for benevolence criticism, even as some supposedly educated folks in this forum have almost agreed with the op's lopsided and childish presumption.

First of all let us define 'illiteracy' and the common factor(s) used in considering one as an 'illiterate' in every society across the globe.

Illiteracy is defined as one who is unable to read or write in the basic accepted lingua franca of his direct locality as accepted as a means of communication by law or cultural affiliation due to ethnicity,race or community.Hence the Chinese man who can't speak English Language fluently but well versed in Mandarin and well educated on any profession cannot be considered as an illiterate by an English man just the same way a French man that can't speak German fluently cannot be classified as an illiterate by a German.

So op, pray tell - How does one's bad habit,life style,sexual preferences and mode of dressing amount to illiteracy?


I am waiting for an answer.....
You should be in your thirties yet no sense to show for it... I thought you had already given up craving my attention for a very long time.


Wait ooooo !!! Are you not the same dumb ass nincompoop who goes about ass-licking ladies on every thread ?


My advice to you is that, you are too old to be displaying stupidity and fo.olishness on a forum like this. I mean you should be way too matured above doing something you should be correcting the younger ones from doing


At your age, your moniker already exemplifies your childishness and foolishness, so there's no point trading words with you this night


I know that your aim of having my attention dis night is being fulfilled and I know that you are happy


I had a day full of frantic activities in school, so it's high time I rested. Time is money !. There's no point spending my precious time typing poo with a pathetic low life eeediot like you

This is the last reply you will get from me dis nyt


Goodnyt cool

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Truckpusher(m): 11:02pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
You should be in your thirties yet no sense to show for it... I thought you had given up hating on me for a very long time.


Wait ooooo !!! Are you not the same dumb ass nincompoop who goes about ass-licking on every thread ?


My advice to you, you are too old for all these stupidity and fo.olishness you display on a forum like this. I mean you should way too matured for all these


At your age, your moniker already exemplifies your childishness and foolishness, so there's no point trading words with you this night


I know that your aim is having my attention is night is being fulfilled and I know that you would be happy


I've got day full of frantic activities in school, so it's high time I rested. Time is money. There's no point spending my time typing poo with a pathetic low life eeediot like you

This is the last reply you will get from me dis nyt


Goodnyt cool
grin grin grin And there goes the reply from a typical dundee.

Address the issue at hand and stop using these tactics to avoid defending your lopsided and unintelligent title and the jangbajatis that came with it.

I will not engage you in any of your childish rants - I want you to address the issue raised here unless you think everyone here is so unintelligent to swallow your gibberish write up hook,line and sinker. grin grin

NB: Hating on what exactly ? cheesy
I guess they hate on anything that breathes these days? grin smh

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Emeka71(m): 11:03pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
Seriously ? :shocked
Yes your topics are always inspiring ad always on the home page.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by tosyne2much(m): 11:07pm On Dec 10, 2015
Emeka71:
Yes your topics are always inspiring ad always on the home page.
Thanks jawe boss cool
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by henrylowe(m): 11:12pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
You should be in your thirties yet no sense to show for it... I thought you had already given up craving my attention for a very long time.


Wait ooooo !!! Are you not the same dumb ass nincompoop who goes about ass-licking ladies on every thread ?


My advice to you is that, you are too old to be displaying stupidity and fo.olishness on a forum like this. I mean you should be way too matured above doing something you should be correcting the younger ones from doing


At your age, your moniker already exemplifies your childishness and foolishness, so there's no point trading words with you this night


I know that your aim of having my attention dis night is being fulfilled and I know that you are happy


I've got day full of frantic activities in school, so it's high time I rested. Time is money. There's no point spending my time typing poo with a pathetic low life eeediot like you

This is the last reply you will get from me dis nyt


Goodnyt cool
This should silence Truckpusher

Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by skywalker888(f): 11:17pm On Dec 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
You should be in your thirties yet no sense to show for it... I thought you had already given up craving my attention for a very long time.


Wait ooooo !!! Are you not the same dumb ass nincompoop who goes about ass-licking ladies on every thread ?


My advice to you is that, you are too old to be displaying stupidity and fo.olishness on a forum like this. I mean you should be way too matured above doing something you should be correcting the younger ones from doing


At your age, your moniker already exemplifies your childishness and foolishness, so there's no point trading words with you this night


I know that your aim of having my attention dis night is being fulfilled and I know that you are happy


I've got day full of frantic activities in school, so it's high time I rested. Time is money. There's no point spending my time typing poo with a pathetic low life eeediot like you

This is the last reply you will get from me dis nyt


Goodnyt cool
Tosin this is too much biko. Please kindly take it easy on him cheesy
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Truckpusher(m): 11:20pm On Dec 10, 2015
henrylowe:
This should silence Truckpusher
The question is simple bro. grin

How does one's way of life as it concerns those things he mentioned amount to being an illiterate ?

Nigga knew his presumptions were all flawed and instead to come up with a superior argument to convince and buttress home his point ,he went haywire which is a pure sign that what I called him out for was nothing but the ugly bitter truth

You can't churn out crap and expect people to swallow everything hook,line and sinker while clapping for you.

I didn't say that all his write-ups were trashy but this particular one is nothing to write home about and it is left for him to take the benevolence criticism or keep yelling like a dog - It would only take some bunch of iidiots to massage his fragile ego and certainly I'm not one of them.

Typical Nigerian mentality - Once you don't agree with their skewed opinion you become a hater and the question is hating on who exactly ? undecided

If he makes a dumb thread I will call him out and if he makes a nice one I will give him a 'like' and contribute nicely too. grin

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Escobapablo(m): 11:21pm On Dec 10, 2015
Guys , I really want to agree wt d write up bt I can't. Obama smokes fire, jonathan drinks hell. Do u want me to agree that they r illiterate? Then d sex condom stuff, because d church virgin is pregnant doesn't mean other hv not had sex. Pls u r not realistic abt who is illiterate n who is literate. Its a school of thought though. However , I am from that school of though that blive that if I passed thru university without knowing how it feels to be drunk once , wht did I actually learn? Wht exactly will I tell my children that alcohol does? That's just an example. I don't go near it just so u know. Like i said,a school of thought.
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by skywalker888(f): 11:23pm On Dec 10, 2015
The write-up is the bitter fact, just that a few points are not so true
Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Truckpusher(m): 11:25pm On Dec 10, 2015
skywalker888:
Tosin this is too much biko. Please kindly take it easy on him cheesy
Ask him if smoking,drinking and having a bad dress sense makes one an illiterate. grin


We know some great men of substances that fall into that category - Well, acclaimed scholars.et al

In fact, Albert Einstein one the greatest men that lived was a chained smoker - Yet an unintelligent undergraduate is making a blanket statement for his fellow unintelligent kind to applaud. grin

Does having unprotected sex make one an illiterate?

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Re: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by Truckpusher(m): 11:31pm On Dec 10, 2015
skywalker888:
The write-up is the bitter fact, just that a few points are not so true
What's the bitter truth there?
One having unprotected sex is simply being irresponsible and that is even subject to a people's belief system based on tradition or religion which is debatable.

One smoking and drinking could be as a result of addiction which can be classified as a habit and not illiteracy.

Which one is the ugly bitter truth - I wonder how some people carry dey pass exam for this country sha!

If a lecturer or a tutor asks you now to mention 5 characteristics of an illiterate ,will you mention
People having unprotected sex
Smokers
Alcoholics
People with poor dress sense et al? grin cheesy

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