Why Dasuk, not GEJ deserves the Nobel Peace Prize -

Those of you blaming Colonel Sambo Dasuki for facilitating prayers with N750 million should remember one thing: he is Nigeria's most effective practitioner of Federal character and non-discrimination in recent memory.

1) The money he stole went around every ethnicity except the Igbo. No thief from any ethnicity was left behind except Igbo land. One may be inclined to blame him here for marginalizing the Igbo but given his painstaking efforts to admit every ethnicity into Ali Baba's cave, I'd appeal strongly to the Igbo to forgive him. It's an honest mistake. President Buhari says that some people have been returning looted funds (name them sir, let them have teir day in court). My suggestion is to put Dasuki in charge of these newly-returned funds. He will address his error by making sure that Andy Ubah and Chris Ubah get a piece of the action. Some Yoruba are also grumbling that their own thieves got only roughly N100 million. Don't be greedy at least your own thieves were present in the cave.

2) The Nobel Prize hero under whose irresponsible non-supervision this mindless plundering took place spent more time on church pulpits than at the presidential desk. There was practically no church he did not attend, kneeling at altars from Abakaliki to Zungeru, flying wealthy Pastors on Presidential trips to Israel, making pastors so comfortable their bling bling began to compete with 50 Cents', making pastors so comfortable they started to build private Universities and lend their private jets to the Federal Republic of Nigeria for illegal shipment of funds to South Africa.

3) In view of number 2 above, my assessment of things is that Sambo Dasuki's sensibilities as an inclusive pan-Nigerian visionary was offended by his boss's over facilitation of Christianity with all the yams flying around. He merely sought to balance the equation by also organizing Islamic prayers with N750 million. Put yourself in the shoes of all the Muslim clerics who for five years saw Pastors become honorary citizens of the vaults of the Central Bank of Nigeria. Dasuki sought to restore a little religious balance in the yam business.

If you ask me, I think he deserves the Nobel Prize for Peace more than his boss but the decision on who clinches the Prize ultimately belongs to the supporters and facilitators of this era.

-Pius Adesanmi

Hhhg

Just say you are pained at Jonathan's rising popularity and fame in the international community.

Hahahahahahahaha somebody belle don bitter finish ontop GEJ matter e remain small make op develop high blood pressure.
GEJ going places while dem xombies keep hating. 8D

ShowYourCertificate:
Just say you are pained at Jonathan's rising popularity and fame in the international community.

No I am not pained, however, what really pains me is when a riffraff like you, who live in penury, do not have access to any world class hospital, waggle your car in bad roads, and fear for you life as a result of kidnappers, robbers and terrorists that was created by the brazen theft carried out by the bastards you support come out and still support the same bastards that left you in your sorry state.

I feel more pained than a woman in labor seeing such rifraffs like you!

-CramJones

ShowYourCertificate:
Just say you are pained at Jonathan's rising popularity and fame in the international community.

Shey you don see the certificate wey you dey find?

cramjones:


No I am not pained, however, what really pains me is when a riffraff like you, who live in penury, do not have access to any world class hospital, waggle your car in bad roads, and fear for you life as a result of kidnappers, robbers and terrorists that was created by the brazen theft carried out by the bastards you support come out and still support the same bastards that left you in your sorry state.

I feel more pained by a woman in labor seeing such rifraffs like you!

-CramJones

Just admit the truth for once bro, you are not pained about me per se. You are just pained that Jonathan's popularity is soaring high.

You'd had been okay with just the likes of myself honoring Jonathan. But the fact that some Buhari supporters and even the entire international community are honoring Jonathan is driving you nuts

Just admit it bro. No shame in it

raumdeuter:


Shey you don see the certificate wey you dey find?

Bros I never see the certificate of that senile dullard called Buhari

I will deactivate my account once the dullard shows us his WASC certificate

ShowYourCertificate:
Bros I never see the certificate of that senile dullard called Buhari

I will deactivate my account once the dullard shows us his WASC certificate

Without certificate he is already your president. You better deactivate already

raumdeuter:


Without certificate he is already your president. You better deactivate already

But he's still certificateless na. Infact he's a certificateless senile dullard president from daura. This is more of a reason why he has to show his certificate to the people he's governing. Once he does this, I promise to deactivate. I promise on my honor

When u see a post that's crap,it could only be cramjones.

ShowYourCertificate:
Just say you are pained at Jonathan's rising popularity and fame in the international community.

I AM SURE THIS IS SACASM

ShowYourCertificate:
Just say you are pained at Jonathan's rising popularity and fame in the international community.

Yeah, am really pained at his rising profile as the most incompetent and corrupt leader to ever rule over Nigeria. Am pained that he turned the office of the National security adviser into national ATM of corruption where funds meant for fighting terrorism was looted and shared. And am more pained that morons like you will still come here to defend him despite the fact that you benefited nothing from his presidency.

Even wen he left power for them they don't want to still leave the man alone. Because of this man one day plenty people go sleep dey no go wake up

Bigmillz:
Even wen he left power for them they don't want to still leave the man alone. Because of this man one day plenty people go sleep dey no go wake up

This post is senseless!

A public official is never left alone. Even in death.

ShowYourCertificate:
Just say you are pained at Jonathan's rising popularity and fame in the international community.

This post is shameless and senseless.

Bigmillz:
Even wen he left power for them they don't want to still leave the man alone. Because of this man one day plenty people go sleep dey no go wake up

I don't blame u... Na d free MB wey MTN dash u I de blame

Elslim:


I don't blame u... Na d free MB wey MTN dash u I de blame

foolish idiot the money I use in paying from r my monthly subscription. You and your family can't make it in a year. You think everybody comes from a broke background like you

Bigmillz:
foolish idiot the money I use in paying from r my monthly subscription. You and your family can't make it in a year. You think everybody comes from a broke background like you

I talk am... Na Free MB de make u disgrace ur family line.

Bigmillz:
foolish idiot the money I use in paying from r my monthly subscription. You and your family can't make it in a year. You think everybody comes from a broke background like you

Y ARE U SO PAINED?

What's is this one saying, abeg where the writer come from?

ShowYourCertificate:
But he's still certificateless na. Infact he's a certificateless senile dullard president from daura. This is more of a reason why he has to show his certificate to the people he's governing. Once he does this, I promise to deactivate. I promise on my honor

He is already what nobody in your linegae 100yrs from now will ever be.

Your drunkard-clueless-accidental-president ruined this country.

A hero my black ass

cramjones:

-CramJones

I like this old troll .

themilanway:


He is already what nobody in your linegae 100yrs from now will ever be.

Of course, my lineage will never be a clueless certificateless senile dullard. Olorun ma je. Olorun ko ni je

Your drunkard-clueless-accidental-president ruined this country.

A hero my black ass

Why are you so pained over a grntleman who says his ambition is not worth your saliva or MB? He has stepped down na, why are you still pained?

charix:

I like this old troll .

Me too

ShowYourCertificate:
Bros I never see the certificate of that senile dullard called Buhari

I will deactivate my account once the dullard shows us his WASC certificate

Nah slap good for you bro.

No offence.

ShowYourCertificate:
Of course, my lineage will never be a clueless certificateless senile dullard. Olorun ma je. Olorun ko ni je

Why are you so pained over a grntleman who says his ambition is not worth your saliva or MB? He has stepped down na, why are you still pained?

Pained?Over your stupidity?

His ambition not worth any Nigerian blood gibberish was meant for dundee like you ,it never for once fly with me.

Ask him to come account for the 2.1 billion dollar arm scam he connived with Dasuki in swindling Nigeria thereby killing thousand of innocent souls of civilians and soldiers alike.

Your hero with blood on his hands

No wonder he is called Otuoke drunken master

Comic relief!

themilanway:


Pained?Over your stupidity?

His ambition not worth any Nigerian blood gibberish was meant for dundee like you ,it never for once fly with me.

Ask him to come account for the 2.1 billion dollar arm scam he connived with Dasuki in swindling Nigeria thereby killing thousand of innocent souls of civilians and soldiers alike.

Your hero with blood on his hands

No wonder he is called Otuoke drunken master

Keep on deceiving yourselves with the Dasuki ArmsGate. I really love the silent treatment the world acclaimed and respected Jonathan is giving you guys.

ShowYourCertificate:
Just say you are pained at Jonathan's rising popularity and fame in the international community.

Such a moronic statement...
Do arrest anyone that feel superior.
Ode!