englishmart:
when is these going to stop?
Na wa o. IShey the guy no go school? .

I thought I was the only one who saw it.

Really you just can't help but wonder who they're looking beautiful for when they're already beautiful to their husbands and boyfriends

Lol. I'm guilty of this... # covers face#

My wife is an exception.....

englishmart:
when is these going to stop?
Na wa o. Shey the guy no go school? .

Yours is as flawed.

Kindly concentrate on the objective of the post and move on.

So true...


their pan cake, makeup etc. too dey take time...

even d married ones... dunno who they are trying to impress other than their husbands

Oliviaarims:
Lol. I'm guilty of this... # covers face#

....but why should you cover the face you spent 2 hours painting?

#justwondering..haha

By the way, which of the versions of Corel Draw do you use for your facial graphics?

Nicepoker:
Even after using the mirror in the house. They will still end up adjusting the side mirror of the passenger's side to confirm the level of foundation and other paints on their face. The one wey de vex me pass. U scrap off ur eye brows. Then use crayon abi black paint to carve out nike logo. At the end they will still ask u baby how do I look?

I have dead die. Na so i nearly jam goat for road say i look side mirrow when i dey reverse not knowing that madam don adjust the mirrow for me make she for take confirm her foundation. Choi. and you dare not answer that question of "how do i look" in the negative to avoid bed time stories that touch the boxers. LOL

Men that are henpecked are subjects to this malaise but men that know their onus wont . who are they!?

BeeBeeOoh:
It's women general xteristics, even when u wake them up by 2am 2 start preparing u'll still be late. Even my mum isn't an exception

one has just got to cope with it as a man.

Hahahahaha! Dis got me,lol!
But seriosly,we gotta look good for our men na,make odas see us say oga dey try well for wifey body*winks*
I dnt tink I tak too long o,my make up ehn,I do it as if I'm in a polygamous home and dey keep fud in front of d kids,na who fast pass go see fud chop plenty. So na dat kind speed I dey apply for make up,rushing tins haha,evn including bath. Who has time to be doin dos TV ads kinda tin,lol

Chinese Lady left in trance like state after groomsmen who tossed her into the air neglected to catch her


A cheerful wedding going to happen ended up being a stunning surprising catastrophe for a Chinese family after the spouse was left oblivious by a trick that turned out badly. This is what happened. 

'The lady touched base at the inn to meet the man of the hour for the wedding dinner. A few groomsmen were sent to welcome her at the front door. Wedding shenanigans are generally expected as of right now as per Chinese conventions, so the groomsmen got the lady and tossed her into the air, putting on a show to terrify her. 

The turn however was that they neglected to get the lady when she fell. She arrived on the ground carelessly and was thumped into a state of insensibility. Her terrified relatives promptly called the police for help.' 

She was dealt with in the clinic for a couple of days and is presently in a steady .



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COOLCATS:
one has just got to cope with it as a man.

my Broda we no get option nah, #enduringthings

Nicepoker:
Even after using the mirror in the house. They will still end up adjusting the side mirror of the passenger's side to confirm the level of foundation and other paints on their face. The one wey de vex me pass. U scrap off ur eye brows. Then use crayon abi black paint to carve out nike logo. At the end they will still ask u baby how do I look?

lol

This is me. Lol

Be happy there is a lady(wife) making you late for that event that you can tease about the lateness later on at night while in bed. Many have wives just on paper, in reality they do not see eye to eye! In reality, they are single! In reality, they are worse than bachelors, as bachelors do not have much baggage to worry about!

Its this, not these....rule 21

BeeBeeOoh:
It's women general xteristics, even when u wake them up by 2am 2 start preparing u'll still be late. Even my mum isn't an exception

Easy to treat.

Leave without her a few times. Problem solved.

How many women vacillate and go late to work - if they could be fired?

None.

That lady for u [color=#990000][/color]

I hope you won't do this to me Estharfabian.

nuelzy:
its simple....


drop taxi fare for her...and drive off!!


voila!!



cant be late cosaf dis shit!!

Ezioku?? maybe u wl also start dropping money for cab that wl take u to eatry every day

It never stop, trust me ... I praise the drivers out there that drives ladies around ...

End time make-up

... Na so!

Omotayor123:
Minus Me
No time for yeye make up

Me too

kevoh:
Be happy there is a lady(wife) making you late for that event that you can tease about the lateness later on at night while in bed. Many have wives just on paper, in reality they do not see eye to eye! In reality, they are single! In reality, they are worse than bachelors, as bachelors do not have much baggage to worry about!

If you are referring to you...sorry , i feel your pain....one day the wind of change that you seek will touch your wife. Amen.

NiRfreak:
If you are referring to you...sorry , i feel your pain....one day the wind of change that you seek will touch your wife. Amen.

Thanks but no thanks. Keep your feelings of pain and pity to yourself. I'm not yet married!

Imdachick:
In order not to be late start preparing when she's done and waiting in the car. Guys dressing doesnt take up to 5 mins.

even when she's done, she'll still make you late

E go better

Lol,remedy: if the outing is by 4pm ,tell the lady its 2pm

Its the 8th wonder of the world.

Why women take forever to dress for an event?

I sometimes set the clock 10mins ahead to hurry my wife... but if she finds out, she relaxes and I get to wait extra 20mins.

Uniphilaz I saw ya Mentioned at my thread. Am in jail @ Religion section due to Anti-Spam. And the mod is not helping. I should have reply U Trust me.