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Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Nobody: 6:29pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Yes oooooo!. I mentioned Bayafra (Make una take am like that, I no wan another BAN), na so the Emperor of Nairaland, sent his "EFCC" after me. Na so they come catch me for one thread, then arrest me, then come banish me from"streets" of Nairaland called "politics". Na today my ban end oo,, So, I come dey celebrate! I don send Ebuka (my nairaland avatar of an assistance) to go arrange for Nkwobi and Ugba with some fresh fruits for jollymentals. Dear Nairalanders, I am so happy oooo. Make I gist una. During my ban, the wind of "CHANJI" blow my side no be small. A client of ours required an item, the item they come from oversea country them. So, na so I carry laptop for my bed, come connect to INTERNET. Fiam, I don reach "Oyibo land", carry my Naira Master Debit Card, make I pay as usual. Na so them sama me, "Payment declined" with one ugly error code. Na so, I confuse because info we I put dey "Kworet" (I don dey learn to speak like our "oga" for top) Na so I come confuse finish, come turn to SSS, abi na DSS or na BSS, come do investigate for the matter. Una know wetin happen? Hahahahahaaha. Chanji don change everything oooo. "You cannot use your Naira Debit Card" to make online payment for other currencies like US Dollar anymore. Na im I come laugh eh... I say this "chanji" dey "sweet" ooooo. So many businessmen are stranded. Their business life is being strangled. That na Chanji. Now, Nigeria dey prosper, abi na lie I talk? I never pay for thing ooo, but I know worry. I know say Our Presido go soon share money for us na. All those money we Dasuki and Jona thief, go soon reach our hands. We no go stress ourselves for business any more. Who no like better thing. To all "Progressives", as oga don dey kill my business, make una remember me for una paradise ooo. I know say all of una don dey jolly, dey happy as Naija don better. Soon, fuel go sell for N40 per litre when them remove subsidy. US Dollar go soon become N1. This one wey e hit N260 on friday, na wayo. Boko Haram "Structure" attacks don end na, na only "Unstructure" own dey. The one wey dey cause problem na Structure own, this unstructure type no get wahala. In fact, anybody wey die for Unstructure own, na heaven straight. Some Nigerian students wey dey obodo oyibo are stranded as their families no fit pay their fees. Make them all come back home, make we join hands make Naija "great". Ebuka! Ebuka!! Ebuka!!! Ngwa come put some MUZIK, make we jolly, Nigeria don better. To all Wailing Wailers, make una no vex, I still be full member (make una no replace me for the executive oo), but I just wan join "progressives" jolly small.' AS oga for top wan kill my business, I wan shift ground so the money from National Cake go reach man pikin. Efery bazy chant Chanji. 13 Likes |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by jaymejate: 6:31pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Guy, ban is good o, lets go for another round biko |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by bettercreature(m): 6:32pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
You must be talkative! reading your post sounds like i was listening to radio that silly moderator banned me 3 times in 15 days |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by willow0804: 6:33pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
As in eh, them don ban me sote i dey expect ban everytime i speak my mind ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Nobody: 6:33pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
jaymejate: Abi bros? hahahahahahaha. Ban sweet die eh. |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Nobody: 6:38pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
bettercreature: No mind be bro, I dey happy mode. I dey happy as they come unban me. The one wey dey sweet me die, na the CHANJI, effects. Soon all business for naija go collapse, then oga go share money for all "progressives". Bros, if you never join the CHANJI train, join oo. So you go get the money too. Me dey wait...eh. 3 Likes |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by EasternLeopard: 6:44pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
noblezone: This Change is not funny any longerrrrrrr Even the zombies are feeling it Any all na CHANGE be it positive or negative |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Nobody: 6:47pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
EasternLeopard: Bros, na lie oooo. Dem dey enjoy am eh. Ngwa, if dem no dey enjoy am. make dem come talk am for here. |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by efilefun(m): 6:49pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
As funny as your post might sound, stop spreading lies, I still used my naira MasterCard to book a flight of over 200k and it was successful without any hiccups 5 Likes |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by willow0804: 6:53pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
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Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Nobody: 6:59pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
efilefun: You master card, can do transactions in Naira. Was your flight booking in Naira or hard currency? Did you read my post at all or you just rushed to call me a liar? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by willow0804: 7:00pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
noblezone: they are always quick to refute anything ![]() |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by EasternLeopard: 7:00pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
noblezone: You have time to reply that illiterate Abeg continue your CHANGE tori |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by willow0804: 7:06pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
EasternLeopard: + The likers are compound illiterates too ![]() ![]() |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by efilefun(m): 7:08pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
noblezone:i ain't in nigeria so there's no way the transaction can be done in naira. Try using tripadvisor and see if you can book a flight in naira. The error might be from your bank but definitely not a policy from pmb. The only policy is limit of 300$ cash withdrawals from ATMs but no limit on POS transactions 5 Likes |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by willow0804: 7:13pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
But on a more serious note, the bans is getting too much, shuo ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Beremx(f): 7:20pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Noblezone a Buharist? Nna stop lying joor! ![]() |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Nobody: 7:37pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Beremx: Nne, yes na. see, I hear say them go share una plenty money Noblezone no way miss out. see as "chanji" Don change our business them sotey, na close down we day. Na im I say, make I join Buharist camp na, make the money reach me wen una go share am. As my sis make you write my name ooo. Abel. |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Nobody: 7:58pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
efilefun: I am using a corporate master card, there is restriction on Hard currencies. |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by BrokenTV: 8:07pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Beremx:How this change for your side, hope you are enjoying Buhari change agenda. |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by ishiamu(m): 8:09pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
noblezone: |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Nobody: 8:16pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
BrokenTV: Before nko? How you go dey ask that kind thing? All "progressives" dey jolly na. Me wan benefit. Bros, you know the one wey dey sweet me pass? I hear say them go share money. I don beg Beremx to register my name. Make you tell am too. Na my sis,she go gree sharp sharp. |
Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Beremx(f): 8:31pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
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Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by bloodykiller: 8:37pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
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Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by Nnemuka(f): 8:48pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
sai chanji..... give us gworo to chop abeg after we might have fought corruption before the end of 2018, by 2019 we will resolve every other economic issues... for now na dasuki matter we dey....
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Re: Back From Ban: The Noblezone Now Supports Buhari! by jaymejate: 9:26pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
noblezone: [size=13pt]Bro you no go believe say i get banned that day you were released. Ban sweet true true. Mods, i no vex say you ban me o for just joke. Lalasticlala tell your colleagues make dem fear God o. If you ban me again, i go ban all of you walahi. #na joke o, b4 i go get another round. [/size]
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