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Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 8:41pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
delait:What a question, nairalanders will not kill me |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Coolcash1: 8:42pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Who directed the movie..is it foreign, Yoruba or omo Igbo? O ya OP tell Nairalanders |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by GodnGold: 8:43pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
fem29:Thank You,You will go to heaven. 8kids 1 Like |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 8:44pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Since you had a vatallion in the house,what stopped you from sending them to your neighbor's house,or better still renting a hotel for the evening,or whatever! Hmm oga o |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 8:44pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
DickDastardly:How responsible is she? inside brothel? She is a bad biitch IMO |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 8:46pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Op, both of can't even rent a motel for short time?? |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:46pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Idunnowhat2do: Tell him you wanted him so bad, and was thinking of him. But if you really want him badly enough, there is opportunity everywhere, literally... |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 8:46pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
allyon: No it's not, what will you say if you catch her cheating? |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 8:47pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Since you had a vatallion in the house,what stopped you from sending them to your neighbor's house,or better still renting a hotel for the evening,or look for sth to occupy them with while both of you lock yourselves in the room and get down... |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by mekaboy(m): 8:47pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Nairaland Romance, una ni dey fear God? Even on Sunday u cook up such lies and it goes straight to front page. Is nairaland lacking real romance stories or what? The type of lies produced in this section will shock the devil. Your married, u left the door open to masturbate, hope u were screaming as well to tell the neighbours your masturbating. For the fact that it makes front page makes me wonder if these lies are cooked in partnership with the mods. Why not add pictures of you masturbating . Which kind of married couple will not find time to be together of they really want it. Your husband moves around without shirt to seduce you. Yet he won't have time to do it. The next time I read this kind of lie on front page again en. Well, mods try me and find out. 1 Like |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by preetyb(f): 8:49pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
It is very simple, since it is a 2 bed room flat, make the arrangement with ur husband to do it in the parlor when the kids are fast asleep. Just make sure the keys to the two rooms are with u so u can lock the kids in while u do it in the parlor to avoid interruption. |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 8:49pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Bollinger: Ehm. I'd just think he'd be happy cause she's not cheating... |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by dmostspecialone(m): 8:50pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
When things are like that. Mix the kids food with sleeping pills so you and your husband can go as many rounds as you want while they are in deep sleep. I hope you husband can forgive u sha because u just wasted the juice from the kitty cat |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by kingsilly(m): 8:53pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
dmostspecialone: the juice never runs out..let it flow |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by bmos(m): 8:55pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Idunnowhat2do: Can you pls 'throw' those nieces back to their parents? You are at the verge of tearing apart your marriage because of nieces 3 Likes |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 8:56pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
GodnGold: Infant this is definitely a made up story. Kids are in school right now. Don't her nieces and nephews go to school. Na wa oo. 1 Like |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Jalinco: 8:57pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
If husband found the wife doing it herself, it is completely finished for her but if he find her with another man it's finished for her completely. |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Dbrainiac1(m): 8:57pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
DickDastardly:Choi officer this ur moniker sef End time moniker |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by ALVA001: 8:57pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Dear op, Good evni ma, hw r u doing. Avn read through ur post i was propted to drop a comment. First let me say, its ur hubby's fault and then urs, here is it. Since dia are two rooms and a living room, i guess its a self con. He sud av made d arrangement as such dt d females stay in one of d rooms and d males sleep in d living room, then u both can have d oda room 2 urself. Ur fault is dt since he failed to arrange it lyk dt probably because u were nt arnd, u sud av cald his attention to it wen u gt back. Dy re ur nieces and nephews dy will understand. Then, let me asj u d bold question, why do u feel sorry or probably scared, was it because of what u did or because u gt caught, cos it seems to me it wouldn't be ur first, while u r away in God knows wia who knows wot u engage in. But i dont know wot u blive in, as 4 Islam Masturbation is NO NO. So u may want to stop it. |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 8:58pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
If I were you,immediately he saw me i'd pull him inside and give him the best sex ever to wipe off his memory. |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Trillyonaire: 8:58pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Angry? |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by mostwantedguy: 9:00pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Idunnowhat2do: OP this your lie is from the pit of hell. If you can cook up this type of lie on Sunday with all you heard in service today(i.e If at all u attended), you must be on your peak during mid weeks and weekends. The last time I checked you registered today on NL just to throw this bombshell.
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Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by tega4eddie: 9:00pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
BE REASONABLE PLEASE gunners160: |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 9:02pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
chifreke: |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Nobody: 9:03pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
chifreke:. Experience 1 Like |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by dmostspecialone(m): 9:04pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
kingsilly: Nonetheless the kitty cat juice is an expensive thing to be wasted. It's like fuel. Accepted it can't dry up but the refinery might get tired of producing it |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by tpraiz(m): 9:06pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
And someone liked this post |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by Temysteve(m): 9:06pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
kilode100:keep deceiving urself.. |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by marlockj: 9:10pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
kilode100: Baby u r 100% correct. Na to drag the man in,the soak his mouth with ur Kitty cat catarrh like substance. Him go blve u. 1 Like |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by tega4eddie: 9:11pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
TO MOST MEN ITS THE END OF THE MARRIAGE Sugarhugs: |
Re: My Husband Caught Me Masturbating, What Do I Do? by cyril700(m): 9:12pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
When u marry a banker as ur lovely wedded wife.
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