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Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by evatee(m): 9:10pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
As tongue-in-cheek as this question might sound, it is just as serious. This question is one that continues to ‘live’ on year after year and so far, it is yet to have a conclusive answer. When a woman is ‘single’ and is not spoken for in any way, it’s natural that the ownership of her breasts is not at all questionable. Once she gets into a relationship, in this case, a sexual relationship, the ownership rights become arguable… The man immediately assumes co-ownership deeming it fit to use, misuse, demand for and play with them to his contentment and to the amusement and sometimes, pure chagrin of the woman. Not that he minds; To the best of his knowledge, the breasts belong to him! During the relationship, the breasts serve as a playful and sometimes, recreational tool (so to say). Most importantly, it serves as a sexual tool which brings about the baby ultimately. Ironic, don’t you think? At the later stages of pregnancy, the man begins to mentally prepare himself for the separation from his good friends (do they ever?) and the woman begins to mentally prepare herself for the months of breastfeeding. Cue in ‘The baby’. That little bundle of joy that changes the name of the game. From the time that they arrive, they waste no time in demanding their rightful possession and first source of survival – breast milk. Woe betides anyone who refrains from granting them their heart’s desire as often as they need it so naturally the man (sensible as he is ) steps back and lets the baby claim ownership. Fast forward to a year of ‘hand-me-down’ breast time from the baby ( you dare not attempt to take it away completely! ), the man is ready to take over and rule but dear baby has refused to eat solid foods so Mom has to keep breastfeeding. The irritated and jealous man will have to suck it up until they can slowly, excruciatingly wean the baby off breast milk. When that e-v-e-n-t-u-a-l-l-y happens, he resumes ownership. What does the woman stand to gain in all of this? She carries them proudly; she gains pleasure more often than not from the man’s ‘many uses’ and fulfillment from providing for and comforting her child while bonding with her child. If you ask me, she’s getting a good deal. Imagine for a second that the breasts were just a pair made to make up the woman’s anatomy having no use or ‘purpose’; It would virtually be non-existent. The breasts exist because of their many functions and uses which are ultimately catered to the child for survival, the man for pleasure and his right as her partner and lastly, the woman for her looks, pleasure, mothering and all-round joy.
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Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by iceberylin(m): 9:13pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Whoever sucks best.. |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by ssoftappless(m): 9:13pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
I AM THE OWNER OF THE BREAST OF MY WIFE, OUR BABY OWN FEEDING BOTTLE AND BABY MILK. |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by mizquote(f): 9:14pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
the owner of the body is the owner of the bre.ast... a man can not own any part of a woman. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Nobody: 9:15pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Last Days b.r.ea.s.t democracy |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Nobody: 9:16pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
ssoftappless:Lol |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by ssoftappless(m): 9:20pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
mizquote:then whats the meaning of bride price? |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by mizquote(f): 9:25pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
ssoftappless: that's for culture sake. other cultures demands for groom's price, it doesn't make a man, less-man. a man cannot own a woman's body, she isn't an article of merchandise or a property. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by ssoftappless(m): 9:31pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
mizquote:lady type antin u like but what i know and the truth is that a husband own every part of his wife |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
berra go an awk ur mom |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by firstking01(m): 9:48pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
mizquote:most tyms i find ur coments ridiculous....if ur married, ur body becomes ur husband's....shikina:> |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by mizquote(f): 9:50pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
firstking01: |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by mizquote(f): 9:51pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
firstking01: I'm not shoving my opinion down your throat. I just gave my opinion, it shouldn't bother you. 2 Likes |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by firstking01(m): 9:54pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
mizquote:warreva... |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by brandonobi(m): 9:57pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
they are all sharing the breast' the baby has the least share, the other two can handle their claim |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Adonis3: 11:02pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
In nicki minaj's voice *i own the breast, the kid is just renting* It's [size=14pt]ADONIS3[/size] baby... |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Dekatron(m): 8:36am On Dec 14, 2015 |
My wife owns her boobs. . . I am a custodian of the boobs, its the inheritance of my child/ren till they are grown . . . . Go figure 1 Like |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by geni340(f): 10:10am On Dec 14, 2015 |
i own my fvvking breassts..!! 1 Like |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by RussianRoulette: 10:31am On Dec 14, 2015 |
So the female mammary glands have been so objectified that it is now regarded as a plaything? #Roulette 1 Like |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Bespiel: 1:05pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Obviously the Lady 1 Like |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Nobody: 1:08pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
mizquote: Gbam! It's highly ignorant of the op to think that the breasts are sexual organs. |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by calculator123(m): 1:41pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
the lady and man. |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Nobody: 2:04pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Where I come from, the Lady owns it as it's illegal for a man to touch a woman's boobs even in private unless the wife grants permission. wtf? We are hoping for an amendment of that law. Jewish Bigots But in Nigeria, where the woman is purchased accordingly, the man owns it I think I'm gonna marry a Nigerian. She'd be my second wife. |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Nobody: 2:08pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Sharp guy ssoftappless: |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by Nobody: 2:09pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
Sit down there mizquote: |
Re: Who Owns The Breasts: The Lady, The Man Or The Baby? by 2Awesome: 6:48pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
there shouldn't be fight over ownership of the breast. if it's big enough, it's gon be enough for the man and the baby to share at different times. Shekena |
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