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Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 9:13pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month. Any questions? 1 Like |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by papadjaji: 9:17pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Telemundo things. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 9:18pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Okay. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 9:18pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
he must be responsible and ready to treat you like a queen 2 Likes |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by obiorathesubtle: 9:19pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Nice.. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by iceberylin(m): 9:21pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
And she doesn't have a big Ass... 1 Like |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by darlingtonVII(m): 9:21pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
You'll be single forever. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by IamOlas(m): 9:47pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
[b][/b] now so ur papa take woo ur mama....#broke bitch 1 Like |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:16pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
IamOlas: Recognise a joke when u see one,dont be stupid 2 Likes |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:17pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
sickstars: Awwwwwww |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:18pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz:You would love the feeling when he does |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by cruzita(f): 10:19pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
op na only u waka come?only one man go possess all these things no be overload? |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:22pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
sickstars: I'v been there once lol. Hope u treat your gal that way too |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:23pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz:take a clay and mode himself urself, ur mates are getting married, soon menopause will come 2 Likes |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:24pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
such preferences are made by girls perhaps at their early 20s.... when they don they reach 40 dem go notice say man na man.. careful girls nor too form hot con miss u future husband.. eslse impatient parents fit upload u for OLX for a very negotiable fee ofcourse after the wear and tear. 2 Likes |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz:I am a girl lol My husband treats me that way |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by osazeeblue01: 10:27pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz:I WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR DAD OR BROTHER HAVE ALL THIS QUALITIES 1 Like |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:29pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Zceesneh: You really need to Loosen up and stop being naive and foolish. Who in her right senses would demand for these? Your sense of humour is dead. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:30pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
osazeeblue01: You can go and play now |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
sickstars: Wow you are a very lucky woman. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:32pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz: yeah and grateful too |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by schumastic(m): 10:32pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz: you forgot to mention the most important of them all. He must be thrown from heaven down to your father house just for you 1 Like |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz:am a comedian, i wasn't even being naive, i was joking, can u mode a man with clay? No bae boo cool down, u are too young to reach menopause, i was joking along with u 1 Like |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Heromaniaa: 10:47pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
@ petkruz someone said you were looking for me? |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by princealexndre(m): 11:06pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz:keep dreaming...oya mumu boys apply ASAP |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Cannonleo(m): 11:27pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz:you must be dreaming |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Cannonleo(m): 11:28pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
petkruz:to much knight in shining armour stories do reboot your head. wake up the world is real |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Arian11(m): 12:11am On Dec 14, 2015 |
1.you forgotten to add that his salary should always be transferred to your account not his. 2. he should submit his credit/ debit cards to you 3. all online money accounts should be handed to you e.g paypal accounts , Bitcoin |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 1:18am On Dec 14, 2015 |
petkruz:at least, let me see your face, so that I can decide if you worth it … petkruz:at least, let me see your face, so that I can decide if you worth it … |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 1:29am On Dec 14, 2015 |
petkruz: Nairaland boys no dey flow with this kain joke, babe Dodge ur head o |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by SeXistBaStaRd(m): 3:45am On Dec 14, 2015 |
[b]1. O dey Medical school but when I finish I will be raking $300,000 avg per year 2. I'm 6ft 1 3. My king Kong is proudly 6in 11/16 4. I run Track for college so I'm lean-muscled 5. I'm a Christian in Name... I don't even know my church name 6. I have an American accent(Heard Nigerians love those) 7. I'm dark-skinned, the darker, the Merrier 8. I dey school or you never hear? Which one be federal university If you feel better, I attend a flagship...UMD 9. My parents are Yoruba but I was raised in Baltimore city, Maryland 10. I have a Ford 2013 FusionHybrid(Environment friendly ( 11. I can't share joint account with a Gold-Digga(Hope you understand sha) 12. Lets text 4 messages a day, save some Data 13. My teeth is whiter than Pearl Harbor's gate 14. I'm an independent Guy 15. I have plenty of swag 16. Lemme count my Boxers, I know say I get 18 singlets, Done...I get 16 boxers (I need to reduce it self 17. I live with a roommate but separate rooms...we fit even do _threesomes self? 18. I treat my Ladies and Gentlemen(No Homo) well 19. Why go back in civilization and use candles when Fluorescent Bulbs plenty for my crib. That being said, I don't think I need a Gf...[/b] petkruz: 1 Like
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Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by SkinnyDude(m): 4:34am On Dec 14, 2015 |
ashawo kobo kobo |
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