He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?

Telemundo things.

he must be responsible and ready to treat you like a queen

Nice..

And she doesn't have a big Ass...

You'll be single forever.

[b][/b] now so ur papa take woo ur mama....#broke bitch

IamOlas:
[b][/b] now so ur papa take woo ur mama....#broke bitch

Recognise a joke when u see one,dont be stupid

sickstars:
he must be responsible and ready to treat you like a queen

Awwwwwww

petkruz:


Awwwwwww

You would love the feeling when he does

op na only u waka come?only one man go possess all these things no be overload?

sickstars:

You would love the feeling when he does

I'v been there once lol. Hope u treat your gal that way too

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?

take a clay and mode himself urself, ur mates are getting married, soon menopause will come

such preferences are made by girls perhaps at their early 20s.... when they don they reach 40 dem go notice say man na man.. careful girls nor too form hot con miss u future husband.. eslse impatient parents fit upload u for OLX for a very negotiable fee ofcourse after the wear and tear.

petkruz:


I'v been there once lol. Hope u treat your gal that way too

I am a girl lol

My husband treats me that way

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?

I WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR DAD OR BROTHER HAVE ALL THIS QUALITIES

Zceesneh:
take a clay and mode himself urself, ur mates are getting married, soon menopause will come

You really need to Loosen up and stop being naive and foolish. Who in her right senses would demand for these? Your sense of humour is dead.

osazeeblue01:
I WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR DAD OR BROTHER HAVE ALL THIS QUALITIES

You can go and play now

sickstars:

I am a girl lol

My husband treats me that way

Wow you are a very lucky woman.

petkruz:


Wow you are a very lucky woman.

yeah and grateful too

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?

you forgot to mention the most important of them all.
He must be thrown from heaven down to your father house just for you

petkruz:


You really need to Loosen up and stop being naive and foolish. Who in her right senses would demand for these? Your sense of humour is dead.

am a comedian, i wasn't even being naive, i was joking, can u mode a man with clay? No bae boo cool down, u are too young to reach menopause, i was joking along with u

@ petkruz someone said you were looking for me?

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?

keep dreaming...oya mumu boys apply ASAP

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?

you must be dreaming

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?

to much knight in shining armour stories do reboot your head. wake up the world is real

1.you forgotten to add that his salary should always be transferred to your account not his.
2. he should submit his credit/ debit cards to you
3. all online money accounts should be handed to you e.g paypal accounts , Bitcoin

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?

at least, let me see your face, so that I can decide if you worth it …

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?

at least, let me see your face, so that I can decide if you worth it …

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?

Nairaland boys no dey flow with this kain joke, babe Dodge ur head o

[b]1. O dey Medical school but when I finish I will be raking $300,000 avg per year

2. I'm 6ft 1

3. My king Kong is proudly 6in 11/16

4. I run Track for college so I'm lean-muscled

5. I'm a Christian in Name... I don't even know my church name

6. I have an American accent(Heard Nigerians love those)

7. I'm dark-skinned, the darker, the Merrier

8. I dey school or you never hear? Which one be federal university If you feel better, I attend a flagship...UMD

9. My parents are Yoruba but I was raised in Baltimore city, Maryland

10. I have a Ford 2013 FusionHybrid(Environment friendly (

11. I can't share joint account with a Gold-Digga(Hope you understand sha)

12. Lets text 4 messages a day, save some Data

13. My teeth is whiter than Pearl Harbor's gate

14. I'm an independent Guy

15. I have plenty of swag

16. Lemme count my Boxers, I know say I get 18 singlets, Done...I get 16 boxers (I need to reduce it self

17. I live with a roommate but separate rooms...we fit even do _threesomes self?

18. I treat my Ladies and Gentlemen(No Homo) well

19. Why go back in civilization and use candles when Fluorescent Bulbs plenty for my crib.


That being said, I don't think I need a Gf...[/b]

petkruz:
He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.

Any questions?

ashawo kobo kobo