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I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by khalhokage(m): 9:30am On Dec 15, 2015 |
From [url=naijasinglegirl.com]Naijasinglegirl's[/url] Mailbox Over the weekend, I attended an event in a popular Ikeja hotel. Halfway through, I got bored with the speaker endless babbling and decided to head to the lounge to pass a minute or ten. I was seated alone for a few minutes when this goodlooking guy came in. I recognised him as one of the speakers and well, shoot me! I secretly admired him. Luckily for me, he smiled at me, came to where I sat, said he saw me in the conference hall and asked why I left. I told him I had a mild headache and I will return soon. He encouraged me to, asked for my name and promised to check up on me when the event is over. Then he went to another table to sit and ordered a drink for himself. I wanted to look as intelligent as possible so I pretended to be engrossed with a newspaper on my table. When it was time for me to return, I decided to use the restroom first. All of the toilets were locked except one and when I was done peeing, I stood in front of the mirror to retouch my makeup. Suddenly, a guy in suit came hurrying into the toilet. He was one of the attendes and I wouldn’t have known his name is Oluyomi if he didn’t introduce himself when he stood to ask a question during the lecture. I heard what sounded like a bomb and he emerged smiling in few seconds but not without polluting the entire atmosphere. I couldn’t stand the horrible stench when he left so I hurriedly packed my makeup into my bag. As I was making final adjustments to my appearance, the speaker guy came into the restroom and met me. He looked at me with disgust and I didn’t need anybody to tell me I was his principal suspect. If only other toilets were not locked… I wanted to swear it wasn’t me but how was I supposed to explain myself when he wouldn’t even ask if I was guilty or not. To cap it all, the Oluyomi guy didn’t flush cos the speaker went into the toilet, flushed and held his nose but not without stepping out briefly to eye me maliciously. Like NSG would say, I thought he loved me? I didn’t need a soothsayer to tell me he wasn’t going to speak to me again so I took my bag and went home! [url=naijasinglegirl.com/i-think-i-lost-my-mr-right-to-a-yoruba-man-shit/]Naijasinglegirl[/url] |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by iceberylin(m): 9:34am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Story as dirty as the toilet... |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Cholls(m): 9:39am On Dec 15, 2015 |
My sister haha! Eiyaa! Sorry dear get lucky next time. |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Pheals(f): 9:40am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Fake stories. . Check the story title and u said it's from naijasinglegirl ....When U lost your Mr right to a Yoruba man (gay) things |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by marshalcarter: 9:41am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Your name is naijasinglegirl and you want to get married...the other day i saw ur post on how you went to lekki abi whr sef ![]() |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Nobody: 9:43am On Dec 15, 2015 |
This won't fly. The write up is full of stench from your tribal bigotry. |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Nobody: 9:51am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Mr Right though. Really? Someone you just met? This girl is faster than a Grand Prix driver. Delusional at best. |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Nobody: 9:56am On Dec 15, 2015 |
hehehehehe Funny story ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by PunterTim(m): 10:14am On Dec 15, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:Ouch! |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by misspicy(f): 10:22am On Dec 15, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:kwakwakwakwakwakwkakwkKakkaakwakwakwkakwkakwakwakakwakwakwkawkwakwakwkakwkawka dropping it hot,wicked ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Nobody: 10:31am On Dec 15, 2015 |
misspicy: My love ![]() But really though, she refers to him as "speaker guy" & yet, he's somehow also "mr right"? How? Maybe I'm the snail here, but hey. |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Nobody: 10:33am On Dec 15, 2015 |
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Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by misspicy(f): 10:37am On Dec 15, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:Been good maami,trouble shooting and staying online like i built a castle in here ![]() ![]() and you honeybunch? No you aint slow,infact am confused too but i think the Op meant to be hilarious,just something for laughs you know ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Richardonald(m): 10:41am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Obviously there is no man that came in to the toilet to poo it was u...u ar trying to cover urself |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Nobody: 10:44am On Dec 15, 2015 |
misspicy: Lol, I see. Well I'm off work so I got even more time to play ![]() |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by ChappyChase: 10:48am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Na wah oo |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by ChappyChase: 10:50am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Pheals:I believe you know and understand English, the word Poo means sh!te!! |
Re: I Think I Lost My Mr Right To A Yoruba Man Shit. by Nobody: 11:25am On Dec 15, 2015 |
PunkyVeer: Hahahahaha! The return of Punky GO get 'em girl ![]() ![]() |
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