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Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by minasota(f): 10:21am On Dec 16, 2015 |
That's true |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Bigii(m): 10:21am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Thank God me nor follow ooo i d behave like my mama people dem #USA |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by ipreach: 10:21am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Hmmm |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Tonyet1(m): 10:21am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Point of correction I disagree with no.8 for Nigerians, rather I only experience the 'clapping hands thingy' on other nationals not Nigerians. |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by sexaddict08(m): 10:22am On Dec 16, 2015 |
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Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by mikkypel(m): 10:22am On Dec 16, 2015 |
obinnashady: And do u know this bullshit is what makes our day sometimes and keeps smile on our face. Me get younger because of the smile this bullshit brings to us.. It might make u frown.. U might think it belittle us but we are catching our fun with it. Mumu are too serious 3 Likes |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by olatunji390(m): 10:22am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Standing de nigeria plane? God help us |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by ekefre4(m): 10:23am On Dec 16, 2015 |
obinnashady:bros loosen up small abeg 2 Likes |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Strawman: 10:23am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Hehehe God protect my flight today in Jesus name...amen 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Nobody: 10:23am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Foolish and useless joke of the year. I wonder how this trash got to the FP 1 Like |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Mekurexx: 10:23am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Yup..... Experienced almost all of them in one Arik flight. Nigerians are the best |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Nobody: 10:24am On Dec 16, 2015 |
obinnashady: Some people expect us to behave like Europeans. but we are Africans. we are Nigerians. There are so many reasons people behave the way they do. People line up before boarding so that they can find space to put their carry on bags. They rush out of the planes because of immigration wahala at the airport. The heat and queue alone. The stress of getting your luggage etc. There are many reasons why we behave the way we do. And these things make us special. We must not always judge ourselves by silly European standards. Here Someone asked me why I love signing anytime I pass by. The tradition is that they all put on head phones. I hate head phones and they are risky in traffic. Lots of accidents and near misses occur due to the use of earphones here. Despite the good traffic and pedestrian safety provisions. I told him it is a thing I learnt from my parents. It is African. My mum sings when doing the lundry, my dad hums a tune. Infact at times they both sing the same song. It is not to impress anybody. Call it slave mentality bla bla bla. It is something that makes me happy. I sing songs that give me hope and encourage me. Besides I told him I see a lot of them sing out loud even with the ear phone on. So why should mine be different? While I am learning to observe and respect their norms, I cannot wait to come home and sing to my hearts content. . By the way my screen savers and desktop photos are only beautiful sites in Nigeria. Fellow students see it and ask ''Is this Nigeria? It is beautiful''. 7 Likes |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by darmys(f): 10:24am On Dec 16, 2015 |
lol... That clap part is tiring o.... You would be flying in other places and be chill.... As soon as it is the Nigerian leg of your flight. Wahala dey... Mothers and their kids. And those men that acts like they paid for your ticket common siddon! 1 Like |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by magzey: 10:24am On Dec 16, 2015 |
e tru na we know say any accident na bye bye to dis world.WE NO GET MADE IN NAIJA PLANE. after all poor peeple no dey travel by air
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Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by IceDude(m): 10:27am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Dat number3 nai vex me pass |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by adedayourt(m): 10:29am On Dec 16, 2015 |
DOnt u hear dem calling fir bus stops too |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by ifenes(m): 10:31am On Dec 16, 2015 |
xreal: Yes wild creatures indeed. 1 Like |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Nobody: 10:33am On Dec 16, 2015 |
naijainfogalery:Perhaps Pastors are now the Modern personal psychologists. Religion is the opium of Naijans anyways. |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Nobody: 10:34am On Dec 16, 2015 |
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Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by otiigba1(m): 10:35am On Dec 16, 2015 |
dabriggs:Absolutely! All these is the only reason i board planes with nigerians in it, i love their sense of humour |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by adewasco2k(m): 10:36am On Dec 16, 2015 |
The clapping after landing ehn....... I always feel embarrassed Also Nigerians do fight alot on flight. |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by iceberg54: 10:36am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Absolutely true! |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by bigtt76(f): 10:37am On Dec 16, 2015 |
What makes FP thesedays eh |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Nobody: 10:38am On Dec 16, 2015 |
Smartsyn:Likewise me, but funny enough I had sailed across the Atlantic to the Caymans In A Ship. NOT AS STOWAWAY |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by sholay2011(m): 10:39am On Dec 16, 2015 |
The last point is quite hilarious. |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by otiigba1(m): 10:41am On Dec 16, 2015 |
All these is the main reason i board plane full of nigerians every time i am travelling to nigeria, i love their sense of humour, they are all a bunch of comical characters always makes my journey fun, and i love it. God bless nigerias Europeans and Americans are boring 3 Likes |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Nobody: 10:42am On Dec 16, 2015 |
dabriggs: My dear, you're simply justifying disorder and confusion. You're simply justifying very terrible national values. I don't believe it's about following some silly European standards like you put it BUT it's about living with some sanity and sensible values as a people. Nigerians live like they're going to die tomorrow- always in a hurry to NOWHERE. Many of us Nigerians aren't truly happy with the terrible habits most Nigerians exhibit. I was on a flight to PH from Lagos some years back. As soon as the pilot announced our descent into the PH airport I could see the impatience and confusion amongst us. It's like some of us wanted to fly out from the plane. That was the most disgusting attitude I've witnessed abroad a plane. Would you call that a sensible and civilised behaviour? Is that the sane procedure into the advanced Asian nations? What about almost everyone shouting over the phone before the plane even landed? Why the immigration wahala? Because we don't have a working system. No one is saying Nigerians should copy all the behaviour they see from the Europeans but it become depressing when a people have no sense of value and ethics. Whether we accept it or not, Nigeria has a lot of catching up to do. If some of you are happy with being Nigerian by breaking all known laws of order and sanity, some of us aren't. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Nobody: 10:43am On Dec 16, 2015 |
kazuna: My life has simplified ever since I created a huge gulf between religion and I. |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by otiigba1(m): 10:43am On Dec 16, 2015 |
kazuna:was it because it was cheaper or you just wanted to avoid nigerians? |
Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by Smartsyn(m): 10:43am On Dec 16, 2015 |
kazuna:As a witch? 1 Like |
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