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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 4:54pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:

lol,why do you think so?


well,eshe gan,yes ke,else meet me,ale ma so Yoruba ko so problem sugbon showo wa? gringringrin

I have a strong feeling that this particular lady can't speak good English. Oya start what you know how to do best.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by butanep(m): 4:55pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


Good one.

I have met many sexy as in super sexy ladies that have ran away from me because of the grammar and i have made up my mind to always caution myself.

Asides this, i have realized that these ladies who have grammar challenges are naturally humble and more wifey than many ladies that can speak grammar like kilode and i have also arrived at a possible school of thought that ladies who speak so well are mostly arrogant and proud and can abuse you so mildly in grammar and when you interpret that to vernacular you will feel the gravity of the insult.



You are on point. That the fact.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by bqlekan(m): 4:56pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:

lol,why do you think so?


well,eshe gan,yes ke,else meet me,ale ma so Yoruba ko so problem sugbon showo wa? gringringrin

hehehe.. owo ke? ao need owo now.. abi kinii iwo fe fi owo Shey... ?mokan like iwa e nibiyii ni grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by pelij18(m): 4:57pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Guy above be forming you will date such gurl.


Truth is,sooner or later you will get tired of her,so many disadvantages involved.


Imagine the grammatical blunders she will commit in public,

her rather backward thinking faculty


she might even feel inferior and uncomfortable around your friends.



Guys abeg,if you knw you will not be able to hire a private teacher for her dnt even bother.



Let the blind walk with the blind so as to maintain equality..

And this got my back...

Tell me why would i have to always stumble on a girl who doesn't have a nice english knack. Comeon, i'll keep turning around to meetup that sexy girl of my liking. You don't purposely get over a sexy-classy girl that wouldn't mind turning your morale for no reason in public. Just as you've said she wouldn't feel that equality and this might cause a fight duely.

It took me time studying in school and currently now to graduate, and to fix a better life (so i need someone of my kind)... Getting a classy, good english speaking babe has always remain my priority and not all this fucking facial beauty that doesn't reach up the tongue.

You should know what i mean.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:58pm On Dec 18, 2015
It's funny reading what some dudes, claiming to speak good English,wrote here. I wouldn't want to name anyone but I think we should appreciate our native language and stop using good English language as a basis for determining IQ. Enough of our inferiority complex jare!

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Genea(f): 4:59pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:
Have you ever been in a situation where you met a drop dead gorgeous sweet sexy looking babe just to start a convo using polished grammar and she is full of smiles listening to you and after your epistle she answers and says "horesly i no no wettin you dey talk since"

I am the type of dude who cares less about your grammatical prowess as a lady as long as i like what i see because i believe she can develop herself and im beginning to see some prospects in wooing with pidgin English or vernacular when go to the village this december.

There are many super fresh sweet sexy looking ladies who can't speak good grammar at all and you can see this set even among the "graduates". Many phonetics speaking guys don lose some babes that feel so inferior...these ladies usually want to relate with men who they feel are in the same category with them even when they are approached by guys with good command of English,they will never want to go out with such and i see this as unfair.


Some ladies have also had their fair share of guys wooing them and speaking heart shattering grammar with so much confidence.

What shall it profit me to lose a super sexy chic because of her bad English? Na grammar i go dey rock for bed?

I don't know if any guy or lady reading this have been in such situation but i would like to know what other guys and ladies think about this.

As a guy would you rather prefer a super sexy lady that can not speak good English or one with no sex appealing features who can speak more than the Prof Wole shoyinkas of this world? And for the ladies would you mind to be with a hot sexy dude who keeps making grammatical blunders?

Over to you guys
do u want your wife to end up like PEJ mocked by the whole country wen she speaks??

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by misspicy(f): 5:00pm On Dec 18, 2015
bqlekan:

hehehe.. owo ke? ao need owo now.. abi kinii iwo fe fi owo Shey... ?mokan like iwa e nibiyii ni grin
kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa

oye mi naw,but awon olowo mo ma n ba sore ni bi tongue nkan ti mo mean niyen gringringrin



(joking please,it you study my posts well you will notice I do joke about been a golddigger)
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by BABANGBALI: 5:01pm On Dec 18, 2015
Omotayor123:
Rotfl grin he be like say this thread go sweet...
Make I carry chair sit down tongue
amebo,this is the kind of thing that you likes but you have forgeted that you are not and you doesn't even knows how to spoke good english like my landlord childrens vickyrotex,rokiatu,funjosh,eleko1 and msglobalwonder,those peoples can spoke english even more than seun and professor wole soyinka
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by pelij18(m): 5:02pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


I will be her private teacher...honestly i have a lady friend who is now married..this lady is so hot but to speak english na war and the day she told me she liked me even before she got married but she felt she could not cope with my level of education especially the oratorical prowess walahi i hated myself that day for ever speaking grammar to her cos i was like "mogbe so mo fi owo ara mi se ara mi"

I advice any guy to always start a convo with a lady on a low key and should stop assuming the lady knows how to speak very well.
And why must a lady who claims she doesn't poo, wouldn't know how to speak a very nice and clean english?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 5:03pm On Dec 18, 2015
Genea:
do u want your wife to end up like PEJ mocked by the whole country wen she speaks??

lol! her case was pure arrogance becauyse she could as well speak in her native language and someone wil interprete.

I always tell ladies..if you cant speak and you find yourself in a public setting please declare the fact "sory i am not good in english" then say the one you can,trust me,people will respect you but when you want to form wole shoyinka and you are worse than k.mwan then you are on your own.

For mwe, im too visual to look away from a hot chich because she can't speak english...i ask again, shey na english i go dey hold for bed?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by misspicy(f): 5:04pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


I have a strong feeling that this particular lady can't speak good English. Oya start what you know how to do best.
pained ain't ya?

I can feel your sorrow even from my base tonguetonguetongue

kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by bqlekan(m): 5:05pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:

kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa

oye mi naw,but awon olowo mo ma n ba sore ni bi tongue nkan ti mo mean niyen gringringrin



(joking please,it you study my posts well you will notice I do joke about been a golddigger)

oo nid lati so yen.. no study e die ni mo shey ni no fe meet e.. you look different to me grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 5:07pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
yea,we learn everyday every daywink
grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 5:10pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


I have a strong feeling that this particular lady can't speak good English. Oya start what you know how to do best.
The thing is a problem to her.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 5:11pm On Dec 18, 2015
bqlekan:


oo nid lati so yen.. no study e die ni mo shey ni no fe meet e.. you look different to me grin

Vernacular mode activated.

I am extending a hand of friendship to any super sexy hot nairalander even if you no sabi say come for English,i will get a teacher for you. Even if you no sabi write ABC no wahala,na love matter no be grammer.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 5:13pm On Dec 18, 2015
pelij18:
And why must a lady who claims she doesn't poo, wouldn't know how to speak a very nice and clean english?

Ma bi mi ni jamb question,
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by bqlekan(m): 5:15pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


Vernacular mode activated.

I am extending a hand of friendship to any super sexy hot nairalander even if you no sabi say come for English,i will get a teacher for you. Even if you no sabi write ABC no wahala,na love matter no be grammer.
How I want to tich me englisse ehn? grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 5:18pm On Dec 18, 2015
bqlekan:
How I want to tich me englisse ehn? grin

I am not gay,i extended my invitation to only ladies cool
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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by tonyx4x44(m): 5:20pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


Good one.

I have met many sexy as in super sexy ladies that have ran away from me because of the grammar and i have made up my mind to always caution myself.

Asides this, i have realized that these ladies who have grammar challenges are naturally humble and more wifey than many ladies that can speak grammar like kilode and i have also arrived at a possible school of thought that ladies who speak so well are mostly arrogant and proud and can abuse you so mildly in grammar and when you interpret that to vernacular you will feel the gravity of the insult.


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by 9japatroit(m): 5:20pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
patience was one of the reason for her husband failure.
If acheiving what GEJ acheived in life so far is termed a failure,then I don't mind that kind of failure.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by bqlekan(m): 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


I am not gay,i extended my invitation to only ladies cool
you are quote me now grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Sunshinelady(f): 5:27pm On Dec 18, 2015
MizTyna:
I can never reply a message from someone who can't speak proper English,there are too many men out there who are fine,sexy,intelligent and with great diction for me to settle cos I want to have sex or whatever. I can't stand bad English,it's a deal breaker for me. It can even erase my libido completely! Nah!
. Rotflmao @erasing ur libido , its dat serious huh? cheesy
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Chule(m): 5:32pm On Dec 18, 2015
Omotayor123:
Rotfl grin he be like say this thread go sweet...
Make I carry chair sit down tongue
shift ooo. na there I been sit na..

look for another one the one beside has been occupied already....
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 5:33pm On Dec 18, 2015
kosplateau:
grin
cheesycheesy thank you.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by 0ldirtybastard(m): 5:36pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Guy above be forming you will date such gurl.


Truth is,sooner or later you will get tired of her,so many disadvantages involved.


Imagine the grammatical blunders she will commit in public,

her rather backward thinking faculty


she might even feel inferior and uncomfortable around your friends.



Guys abeg,if you knw you will not be able to hire a private teacher for her dnt even bother.



Let the blind walk with the blind so as to maintain equality..


What is this one saying?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 5:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
0ldirtybastard:


What is this one saying?
what prevented you from quoting me when you dnt uderstand my post?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Ahmeduana(m): 5:39pm On Dec 18, 2015
agarawu23:
You go tell me weda grammar reach bed grin even if the lady na professor, pata pata she go dey speak in tongue if we dey bang.
AREAAA.

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by simdam500(m): 5:47pm On Dec 18, 2015
Believe me or not... I'll just let her go... I really cant handle such communication skill, unless she's billingual (pidgin and english).
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Genea(f): 5:48pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


lol! her case was pure arrogance becauyse she could as well speak in her native language and someone wil interprete.

I always tell ladies..if you cant speak and you find yourself in a public setting please declare the fact "sory i am not good in english" then say the one you can,trust me,people will respect you but when you want to form wole shoyinka and you are worse than k.mwan then you are on your own.

For mwe, im too visual to look away from a hot chich because she can't speak english...i ask again, shey na english i go dey hold for bed?
dere is more to think of wen having a lady dan her shape
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Classicman47(m): 5:49pm On Dec 18, 2015
Good manner of speaking makes even an averagely looking girl appear very sexy to me.

No kidding.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 5:50pm On Dec 18, 2015
Genea:
dere is more to think of wen having a lady dan her shape

Na u know that one..if a lady does not appeal to me sexually i cant marry her even if she has the best nature in the world.

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